Now Mao You just wants to say: "Thank you for the sponsorship of "Legend of Sand Sculpture", since reading this book, my mother no longer has to worry about my festival!" ”

Soy sauce party: "Why don't you have to worry about your festival?" ”

Mao You: "There is an uncle like Dianhua, people want LV, but he gave it to LU, and he also used words to quibble that LV is LU, and his mouth is full of crooked reasoning."

Let me ask you: When you meet such a person, can you still stay with your three views? Sanguan shattered into tofu slag! It's still rancid when you smell it! Do you still need to stay? Without three views, does my mother still need to worry? ”

Next, Mao You's IQ was reduced to negative by Dianhua's intelligence reduction field! Mao Jue wants to fight hard with Dianhua very much!

Because at that time, Mao Jue's family raised a chicken, which crushed the car to death, and the driver wanted to lose money! asked Mao You: "Girl, is this chicken your family?" ”

Mao You said: "Look at the chicken feather statue, it's just that our family is not so flat......"

Mao You is now in college, and now he doesn't listen to lectures, and his grades have plummeted. Their homeroom teacher is Mr. Wu, and Mr. Wu is talking above. Mao You muttered quietly underneath.

Teacher Wu punished Mao You: "Mao You, repeat what you just said out loud twenty times!" ”

She didn't dare not say it, so she stopped there: "Mr. Wu's pants are not zipped, and the underwear is red!" Teacher Wu ......"

Teacher Wu knew that Mao You was harmed by the field of intelligence reduction, and he didn't care about it, and said: "Okay, okay, you have to remember it in the future, if you want to talk in class, you must raise your hand." ”

Teacher Wu gave another 20 minutes of class, and it was time to answer the questions of the classmates, and everyone raised their hands. Mao You also raised his hand, although Mr. Wu didn't care, but he still remembered the hatred just now, and the last one was called Mao You: "Mao You, what do you want to ask?" ”

Mao You: "Freezing three feet, it's not a day's cold, so how many days is it?" ”

Teacher Wu: "This matter is like saying that you go and ask about the August bomb!" So July and September to blow up or not? (August fried is August melon)"

Classmate Yoneda said, "Mr. Wu, you're wrong!" You should also ask Erlang God, Dalang Saburo God is not God? ”

classmate He Bi, by the way, is because his father's surname is He and his mother's surname is Bi.

He Bi was more sensible and said, "Teacher Wu, don't blame them!" They are not sensible, you adults don't care about villains! So you should ask Ma Sanli, Ma Da Ma Erli is not standing. ”

Okay! Teacher Wu vomited blood angrily, and then took leave to travel to the Taklamakan Desert and never returned.

and the paper written by Mao You is even more bizarre: "Today, the wind is beautiful, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest." The students started a mountaineering competition.

Shi Zhenxiang, a member of the sports committee, climbed to the top of the mountain in less than five minutes. At the top of the hill is an orchard with watermelon trees, winter melon trees, and a Christmas tree.

The farmer's uncle climbed the watermelon tree as dexterously as a big cat. Uncle Farmer picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to me, and I caught it with my left hand.

Passing through the orchard is the Palace Museum, where students light a bonfire and listen to the teacher's story of the war. As long as the teacher got good grades, he would take us to climb a mountain higher than Mount Everest, and its name was Xiangshan. The teacher said he would take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages. ”

A year later, Mao You is a little better, at least not stupid at any time. So Mao You became a primary school teacher. On this day, the school organized to sweep the tomb, and Mao You took the students out......