281: Most Unbalanced Award

Okay! "Perfume is Toxic" plus "If I Remember You in the Next Life" plus "Easily Injured Woman" and "Listen to Mother" and "Lan Ruoci". Then "Who is in the Dream", "A Chinese Ghost Story", and finally "Miracle Reappearance" and then back to "Perfume Poisonous", were you a tailor in your last life? So talented! The tailor was offended! A lot of singers and Ultraman Tiga too!

Dianhua: "See? The whole person looks simple, but in fact, it is the same as singing, and you must work hard! You can't do it without hard work! You have to wake up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the chickens! ”

Ink: "You have mastered the rules of life of these two chickens!" Didn't talk like that! ”

Dianhua: "Farewell!" "After watching the seawater rice, I turned around and left. As I walked, I was still squirming the song I had just skewered.

Dianhua is returning to the palace! As a result, one of the Lifetime Artistic Achievement Awards was awarded to a food delivery person!

Soy Sauce Party: "What award?" ”

Dianhua: "The Most Unbalanced Award!" ”

Soy sauce party: "He must have something unhappy, tell me to make me happy!" ”

Dian Hua: "That's the case, he asked me a question, he said he had a dream last night, I don't know what's going on?" I said, "It's all right!" Dreams are thoughts, it doesn't matter!

He said, "Oh! I dreamed that I was a cow grazing on the hills. I said, "It's fine."

He said, "It's all right!" As soon as I opened my eyes, the mat on my kang was gone! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Ah! It's so simple, come, come and get him to the hospital, hurry, hurry! ”

Dian Hua: "You still need to say this!" Do turnips still need to water (teach) to know what dreaming is all about? It's that the person falls asleep, and the brain's thinking does not stop working.

Then the brain recreates the things you have encountered, the things that have happened, and the scenes you have visited. It's just dreaming! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "What does dreaming have to do with awards?" ”

Dianhua: "Because he is superstitious and thinks that dreams are omens!" For example, Dream Water, which means to get rich. When you dream of a goldfish, you also have to be rich. Dreaming of a child, this is a villain. It is better to dream of seeing the moon and touching it. This is to be able to add a yellow robe, that is, to be the emperor.

As a result, he dreamed of touching the moon for the thousandth time yesterday, and now he is in a yellow robe! But it's not the emperor, it's a takeaway! So he was given a trophy, the Most Unbalanced Achievement Award for Life! ”

Soy sauce party: "Don't kill such people!" You emperor really have no majesty! ”

Dianhua: "You can't say that!" He was an attempt to become emperor! Wait until he is caught and rebelled! Everyone gets the stolen goods! ”

Then Dianhua sang again: "Ah! As long as everyone has a little more love......"

The soy sauce party knows Dianhua's urine, and it will definitely create a song skewer that destroys the three views again! Immediately covered his ears and said, "Don't listen!" Don't listen! Wang Ba chanted the scriptures! ”

Fahai in the world of "The Legend of the White Lady" saw this scene and said: "Gelaozi! Which country is the Laozi looking for? Hey silly paper, hemp fish? ”

Dianhua: "Look! There are also those who are seated with the right number! Big news! ”

At noon on this day, Mao Xiaofang invited Dianhua to eat roast duck, of course, the purpose was purely to connect with feelings. Dian Hua has never seen Mao Xiaofang bend the law for personal gain.

Now Dian Hua sighed while saying to Mao Xiaofang: "You know the amount of food I have, I only ate four, I said I really can't eat it." ”

Mao Xiaofang: "You didn't die?" Ate so much? ”

Dianhua: "I ate four cakes just now!" You just saw it, it's a pound of bread rolled up.