Soy sauce party: "Do you have a roast duck with a dough roll?" ”

Dianhua: "This is the characteristic of Datang!" Do you want to care? ”

In the evening, Jia Xu invited Dianhua to dinner again, this time it was bird hot pot. While eating, Jia Xu told Dian Hua about Lu Bu's expedition to North America.

In the hot pot there are: chickens, pigeons, quails, geese, everything. Eat it all in a big hot pot.

When Dianhua sleeps at night, all he dreams about is birds. It's all kinds of birds that fly with that, Dian Hua is carrying a shotgun on his back, and he is there to fight! This one, that one, this one, from the opposite side came a big arm more than a meter long. Quack...... It's just screaming.

Dian Hua said, "Come? This one is big, I have to fight this! ”

Just as he was about to fight, the big bird spoke: "Get the stepmother mud?" Don't fight, don't fight! I'm not pee, I'm not pee! I'm! ”

Dianhua: "Huh! Holy? Which thatched pit is from? The should be fought even more! Gather the devil every day to invade the South China Sea! Stop! ”

The angel wings fell. He said, "Starve the angels! ”

Dianhua: "Poop! What do you call it? Which one is in the pit? ”

Tian: "You can call your forehead a junior." ”

Dianhua: "Affair! Wrong! The golden house is beautiful! What's the matter? ”

: "How do you talk?" The junior also has love! Mistress also has love! Xiao San just hopes that he is a pair of jade arms and a thousand pillows, and a little red lips and ten thousand people! Anyway, it can be sold even if it is washed! Little Three Kings, Kim X Grace God invites you to go! ”

Dianhua: "God? Who is the apprentice? The master is happy Buddha or old. Bustard? ”

: "Huh? Who is the apprentice? It is the joy of the Buddha! Phew! Say you don't care, I have something to do with you, I say you can go to heaven with me, come on! ”

The heavenly hugged Dianhua, and the poo flew up, this is high! Check it out! People are as big as ants!

Soy sauce party: "Hug with, dirty or not?" ”

Dianhua: "Not really! And the crickets! It's disgusting! Thanks to my special forces training, I would have vomited. ”

Dianhua came to heaven to take a look! This big high-rise building is very large, and the ceiling is three inches and six! There is a fence in front and the gate is locked.

There is a sign at the fence gate that reads: "Open defecation is welcome near paradise!" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Is this a paradise or a thatched house?" ”

Dianhua: "How do you think the came from?" Why do I pray and say, "Please forgive me the blood of filthy sins?" Isn't it just that maggots have become beautiful? ”

Soy sauce party: "No wonder today it is said that the roads in your territory cannot be paved, and tomorrow it is said that the oil in this place belongs to him!" It turns out that I'm used to being domineering in! ”

Tianshi said, "You wait, I'll find it for you." ”

"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! ......" This is the sound of Xiao San knocking on the door.

Mistress: "Uncle Dog! Uncle Dog in the communication room! ”

A voice came out of the communication room: "Xiao San is back?" Bony no? Otherwise it will eat you! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Why do the dogs of heaven still eat?" ”

Dianhua: "No! Dogs can't change their eating, just like beautiful Chinese people! ”

Mistress: "Are you back?" Come on, come on, Mr. Dian is here. Open the door! Gua baby! Put me in! ”

Then the junior: "Wait a while, I'll tell God to go!" ”

God is smoking, take one sip. Frightened! The addiction to smoking is not small.

God: "Come, Sit, Sit......"

Because Dianhua is dreaming, he also forgets that Jehovah has burped!