284: Dianhua Dream 3
Bull Head: "Aha! ”
Soy Sauce Party: "Who's Aha?" ”
Ma Mian: "I don't know! ”
Soy Sauce Party: "I don't know? ”
Bullhead: "Why do we want to know?" ”
Soy sauce party: "People are classics and forget their ancestors, you are ancestors who forget their roots!" Because aha is your mother! ”
Ma Mian: "Why? ”
Soy sauce party: "Aha, this person is the mother, the aha, this person is the mother, this person gave you life......"
Ma Mian ignored the soy sauce party, turned his head to Dian Hua and said, "Are you Dian Hua?" ”
Dianhua: "Yo! Thank you both for saving your life. I'm not Dianhua, my name is Xden. ”
Niu Tou: "Impossible, how can you be so cold?" Because Bai X is a pig's head and a green face with fangs, I wanted to write a book for him! ”
Dianhua: "What's the title of the book?" ”
Bullhead: "Isn't there a book called "Carla is a Dog"? My book is called "X Deng is a Pig"! So are you X-den? It's you! Lord Yama asked me to find you! ”
In an uproar, Dianhua was chained.
Ma Mian: "Let's go!" Netherworld Mansion, Yama Treasure Palace, report to work! ”
Dian Hua: "I'm an emperor, who did I provoke?" Is this grandson of God suing? Warning you! You are civil servants among the immortals of Huaxia, and you can't bow down and compromise with the evil forces! ”
Bullhead: "Let's go!" ”
Dianhua: "Are you Qin Hui's students?" And the road is too far for me to walk! ”
Ma Mian: "Don't talk nonsense! Let's take a taxi!
A pitch-black taxi came, and after the three of them got into the car, they walked for ten minutes to get to the place.
Dian Hua got out of the car and walked inside to take a look, oops, Yama Treasure Palace, it's too terrifying. This is standing in the oil pot, the green smoke is rising at the bottom, the top is shaky, and the hot oil is turned over, oops! There are a lot of little ghosts jumping inside, trying to blow people up! I always said to get out of the oil pot, get out of the oil pot, and I saw it today.
Some of them were thrown inside and exploded, some were hugged together and blown inside, and some were flattened and slapped into four directions, and they were blown up with a knife and shaken and shaken.
Soy Sauce Party: "Isn't this the snack that Guangdong has brought to Beiping: fried ghosts and fried oil cakes?" ”
Dianhua: "It's terrible! ”
Soy Sauce Party: "What's so scary about this?" Isn't it possible to see it every morning? ”
Anyway, Dianhua hid and seeped goosebumps! After a while, the electric bell rang, and Lord Yama ascended to the palace.
Dian Hua saw a feeling of entering the Deyun Society, where there was a large dragon book case, with fans, handkerchiefs, waking wood, and jade, all of which were all placed.
As soon as the screen Yan Wang Ye came out, came to this beat, and said, "Today, this king will sing a Kunqu opera to everyone. ”
So the king of Hades began to sing Kunqu opera: "The big girl is beautiful, the big girl is lang, and the big girl walks into the green yarn tent ......"
Soy Sauce Party: "Are you doing Kunqu Opera?" ”
Lord Yan: "I can understand the four allusions of Kunqu opera?" The Qing Dynasty rushed to take the exam, holding the "Kangxi Dictionary" and "Twenty-four History" to barely understand. Listening to a play is more tiring than farming, should I waste that energy? ”
Then Lord Yama began to say the poem: "Look at the flickering from afar, look at the fluttering and shaking, some people say it is a gourd, some people say it is a scoop, rushing and rushing in the water, the two bet on the riverside and look, it turned out to be the turtle king Bazhang Xhan bathing." ”
The big ghost and the little ghost shouted together, "Woo ......"
Lord Yama nodded: "Thank you, thank you, I am very pleased." Thank you!
It is said that Zhang Xhan's mother likes ...... Gave birth to a miscellaneous ......"
Bai Wuchang coughed, Lord Yama was stunned for a moment, and then ordered: "Come on, bring someone to commit it!" ”
Author: "I really can't say it, if I talk about it, I will be anti-vulgar by Jiang Moumou, the leader of the Guardian Crosstalk Branch!" He is a desperate and endless poisoner who resists public opinion, betrays his relatives and leaves, and catches the hope of the cross talk industry that catches the toad and raises the fans! I want to oppose the three vulgarities! In order to oppose the three vulgarities, it is not a matter of losing billions of readers!
Too serious? Because you don't want to see this? Death cowardice (go)! ”