Dianhua: "Mr. Shang! No! Brother Di! You sit too! Brother sits ......"

God: "Dog! Let's get rice, let's cut (distinguished guests), go get rice! Luxury Dog Food Package! Let's get dinner, you're here today, and I'll treat you well. ”

After a while, the dog cart came, and there was a golden dog basin for each person, which was full of fragrant dog food and fried bones!

God: "Ah...... No way! There are only four of us in heaven, just the junior, the dog, me, and you, it's really not worth the fire. Let's make do with it.、Let's make do with it.。。

Dian Hua didn't eat a bite, but God devoured it! Okay! Maybe I'm tired of eating!

God finished eating and sat down.

Dian Hua: "It's just a few of us who are tired of panicking in heaven, there's nothing fun!" There are all blood hula, and what kind of swords, mountains and fires, the scenery is really bad! If it weren't for heaven and thought it was hell!

God: "I'm not here to play, but if you want to ask for anything, you can ask for it, and I will grant you your wish!" ”

Dianhua: "I want world peace!" ”

God lit a cigarette and said, "Tell me the truth! Dude, I'm not refuting your face, this is difficult for me, you discuss something else! ”

Dianhua: "Huh? You can't even do world peace? Then let all the races become yellow people and believe in Taoism! ”

God: "Let's talk about world peace!" The photos of those people can ward off evil spirits and stick to the bed for contraception. I really can't bear to let them harm Huaxia! ”

Soy Sauce Party: Oops...... This is more difficult than world peace!

Dianhua suddenly thought of learning from God.

Dianhua: "You come out!" Let's play outside! ”

God is happy, snap and unbuckle, wow! As soon as the jacket is taken off, a slap is a piece of heart hair! There are two ribbon fish tattooed on the chest. Oh! The two dragons played with pearls, and their backs were densely covered with knife wounds and whip marks.

He put on his sunglasses, and God said, "Come out, let's go outside, come outside!" And take this knife with you! This knife cuts people, and the wound does not take ten or eight years, and there is no way to completely heal! The person who was cut is very exciting! ”

Dianhua: "Why don't you have a knife?" ”

God: "No! I love to be cut! It's so exciting! Every day I play with the dog and tie up and drop. Wax, whip. Pumping, irrigation. Intestines! But he did it to me! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Is it so heavy?" God is receiving. Sadomasochism! ”

Dianhua did a Shi. The sadist slashed God more than 3,000 times, and God was satisfied and kicked Dianhua down. Just when Dian Hua thought that he had to fall to death, suddenly, bang! Someone reached out and caught Dianhua.

Dianhua fell to the ground and looked, ah! These two are like goblins. A cow's head, a horse's head.

Dian Hua began to sing: "Just caught a few demons, hey! I met a few more demons, why is he so much of a ghost? Look at my grandson! ……”

The cow head was unhappy: "What broken song?" Change one! ”

Dian Hua can only change the song: "You also say talk about fasting, I also say talk about fasting, joy, anger and sorrow, ......"

Okay! Two goblins applaud together! How do you want to listen? It turns out that they are bull-headed and horse-faced, and they are ghosts in the underworld!

Blame it has to be happy! Who would want to be beaten by a monkey once before? And it's obviously stronger than it, so you can't fight back! What a grievance! The cold rain slapped indiscriminately on his face, and the warm tears mixed with the cold rain. Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water, so that I will not shed tears for the rest of my life!

Soy Sauce Party: "What? Who gave the water of forgetfulness? ”