292: Forced Palace

Next, of course, is the forced palace! Let the emperor abdicate! Ghost Li is about to see Li Kui unlucky, so Dian Hua is very happy! At the same time, Li Yuan was rowing on the sea pool in the palace.

So Li Er walked here with the members of the Qin Wangfu of the Tiance General's Mansion. Cheng Yanjin was wearing armor and holding a horse lance, and went straight to the ship where Gaozu was. Li Yuan was shocked and asked, "Who is the person who is making trouble today?" What is Aiqing doing here? ”

Cheng Biting Jin yelled: "Your Majesty is immoral, appointing a rebellious minister and thief as the crown prince, and also obeying the words of the harem long-tongued woman to deal with the King of Qin!" Faint! Now that the crown prince and his fellow party King Qi have been ambushed, the Sprinkle family asks if you will abdicate or not? ”

Li Yuan: "You ......"

Cheng Yanjin: "Say! Retire or not! ”

Seeing that Li Yuan hesitated, Dian Hua thought that the opportunity had come! He used the group illusion technique to let everyone see Dianhua's "step by step lotus", walking up to Li Yuan and saying: "Li Shimin is the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei, and he should ascend the throne as the emperor of heaven and man!" Do you have any objections? ”

Li Yuan: "Who are you?" ”

Dian Hua resisted the desire of the sand sculpture and said, "I am a person of the Nine Virtues Dao under the seat of Master Xuandu!" ”

Li Yuan said as if deflated: "Okay! My son Shimin will be the prince in the future! Anyway, two of the three sisters-in-law died, can I still kill the other one? Tomorrow the decree will be given! ”

Dianhua: "Okay! Give a bottle of immortal wine that prolongs life! ”

Of course, there is a need for drug testing, but it is not listed! As for what is fairy wine? It's an old white dry without a trademark and half a boiled egg (Tsukidan). Although Dianhua's alchemy talent is not as good as that of pigs, it is still possible to refine the best boiled eggs!

Li Yuan: "Thank you to the immortals!" ”

Then he went to find a place to draw a knife and cut off the water...... No! Dian Hua is sure that his weapon has been disarmed! It is definitely impossible to draw a knife and cut off the water, but it is definitely a drop to raise a glass to eliminate sorrow!

Looking at Li Yuan's bleak back, Dian Hua sighed secretly: The casino ...... No! There is no father and son on the throne!

The matter was over, Li Er invited Dianhua to be a guest at the Qin Palace, he had never asked the immortals to visit the Tao because he didn't believe in strange powers before. Now he believes that there are immortals, so he also wants an elixir of life.

Li Er and the others got into the car, and Li Er asked, "Brother, is this car made by the Mojia machine?" ”

Dian Hua nodded and said, "This is just some strange tricks, and it has nothing to do with immortal arts!" ”

In this way, the two of them chatted while driving to the Qin Palace, under the guidance of Li Er. Dian Hua, Li Er, and Yuan Tiangang walked through the forest and crossed the snowfield! Angry! …… Wrong! The script was wrong! Dianhua stood in the city tower and watched the mountain scenery, and suddenly heard the chaos outside the city...... It doesn't seem right! Open the seven-star stove, Fushoutong...... It's even more wrong!

Anyway, it was through the streets and alleys, turning around, and just turning an intersection. So Dian Hua saw some soldiers smashing and scolding around a courtyard. Wearing Mingguang armor, it should be Li Er's Xuanjia Army. After inquiry, Li Jiancheng's horse boy occupied this courtyard and refused to come out, Li Er's horse boy did not bring a wood, and was preparing a cloud piercing arrow army of thousands of horses to meet!

Xue Wanche, the commander of Jiancheng Mazai: "Cao! There are only a few dozen of us, and you will fight with thousands of troops! We're not human, you're real dogs! ”

Dian Hua waited for a long time, so he asked Li Er to wait and get out of the car to help! What's the matter, if you wait for the prince to give birth to a baby, you should marry a daughter-in-law!

So Dianhua exchanged a set of audio equipment! Old things! It was used last time in the Angolan Congress! Dianhua plugged in the headset and tried the sound, which was not bad! It's okay to eat ashes for so many years!

Dian Hua shouted to negotiate: "Xue Wanche! I'm the hammer you've been thinking about! Me and you are true love, our childhood sweethearts, dry firewood, and love is stronger than gold. Remember this dog's tail grass? Do you remember our agreement with Dog Tail Grass?"

Li Er's horse commander Yang Baolu: "Wait a minute, you have to talk about people when you negotiate!" No! Mandarin ......"

Dian Hua said: "I'm sorry! String of words! This is from "Never Expected"! It should be: the people inside, listen! You're surrounded! Hurry up and put down the stinky tofu egg and surrender! Free the hostages and fight for leniency! Confess, be lenient, resist strictly! Please don't be stubborn, your mother is calling you home for dinner! Please believe that the party and the government will not wronged a good person, nor will they let a bad person go! You and your wives have a long life! ”

I only heard the screams of one person! Dian Hua: They broke in! It was found that they all committed suicide! Xue Wanche escaped!

Yang Baolu said to Dianhua: "Big brother! You really shouldn't threaten them! ”

After a long time, these people's wives have a temper similar to that of the princess, so they are all weak husbands and domestic violence! Boy! Dianhua's mouth is an advanced version of the ancestral tomb that smokes: is it caused by the explosion of the ancestral tomb?

Just say a few words and drive people to death! Dian Hua was disappointed, he also wanted to pull off his trouser belt after catching the prisoner, and then let them stand against the wall with their hands on their pants! Then have them crouch down and face the wall with their heads in their hands! I've heard that detention centers are like this! I don't have to play anymore!