When he arrived at the Qin Palace, Li Er took everyone out and twisted and said, "Shangxian I want to cultivate ......"

Dianhua: "Pedicure?" I won't! ”

Li Er: "No! I mean, fix ......."

Dianhua: "Oh! You mean vacation! After a lifetime of fighting, it's time to relax! ”

Li Er: "No! I mean, fix ......."

Dianhua: "Build the palace? Brother Li, it's not me talking about you! You don't know that the sad Qin and Han dynasties, the palace and thousands of rooms have been made of soil. rejuvenate the people and suffer; Is the poem bitter for the dead? You're not ...... You really don't know! ”

Li Er was furious, and he roared loudly: "Brother! That's true, but can you listen to me? ”

Dianhua: "Alright! You said! ”

Li Er: "I want to cultivate!" ”

Dianhua: "You said it earlier!" I'll ask above! ”

Li Eryu: Did you give me a chance to speak?

Then Dian Hua began to pretend to recite the "mantra" vaguely: the front does not turn around, the back turns around, the mountains do not turn and the water turns Smecta

The wind and rain are heavy, the pressure is great, and I am not afraid of anything with you! Black tea, white tea, jasmine tea, love you, love to the green! ”

In fact, he contacted Xiao Qi in his heart: "Xiao Qi, can the emperor cultivate the truth?" ”

Xiao Qi: "Theoretically, no! ”

Dianhua: "Why? ”

Xiao Qi: "The future exercises of the flood are divided into six levels: saint, god, heaven, earth, xuan, and yellow, and what causes the emperor to be unable to practice is Fuxi's heaven-level exercise "Qi Luck Human Emperor Sutra". ”

Dian Hua: "You mean, they have to cultivate god-level exercises?" ”

Xiao Qi: "It seems that your IQ has not been completely eaten by dogs!" ”

Dianhua: "Jam! ”

Xiao Qi: "Who praised you?" Shameless! ”

Dianhua: "You're not the first to say that, and you won't be the last!" Do you have a recommendation? ”

Xiao Qi: "The "Imperial Heart Sutra" with only 88888 faith values, do you want it?" ”

Dianhua: "Hungry God! So expensive? ”

Dian Hua was about to bargain, but Xiao Qi said decisively: "You don't need luck and territory to cultivate it, it's not the same price!" ”

Dian Hua gritted his back molars, and then endured the desire to scold the street and said, "Buy!" ”

Then Dian Hua flipped it with his left hand, and then the "Imperial Heart Sutra" appeared. Dianhua covered his eyes and endured the heartache to give Li Er!

Li Er opened it and looked at it and said, "Shangxian, I don't know the words on this book!" ”

Dian Hua took it and took a look, poof! Because it's all in simplified Chinese! Okay! The characters of the Tang Dynasty are evolving from small seals to traditional characters, and of course Li Er doesn't know it! Fortunately, there is pinyin! So Dian Hua can only read it to Li Er, and Li Er records it.

After the record, Li Er asked Dianhua again if these words were divine texts.

Dian Hua could only nod and then open his eyes and say nonsense: "In ancient times, the demon master Kunpeng made demon texts, Cangjie made human characters, and our immortals naturally had the words of Tai Bai Xing to create immortals. These are: ”

Then Dianhua began to feel that something was not right, and after thinking that it was wrong, Dianhua straightened his teeth. Because shouldn't the official dialect of the Li Tang people be similar to Hakka?

Why is it that all I have heard since I came here are Beijing films? Fortunately, there is not much difference between Dianhua's Huaihai version of Mandarin and Beijing films.

Dian Hua couldn't help but say in a very "swollen" Xiao Shenyang tone: "Why is this? "I figured it out when Dian Hua went back, but fortunately, Li Tang's official words were Beijing films. Modern Chang'an has been renamed Xi'an. It would be embarrassing to speak Shaanxi according to the modern dialect!

Soy Sauce Party: "What? Looking down on Shaanxi people? You deserve to be criticized by the Red Guards! ”

Dianhua: "Why are you everywhere?" Why do you want to praise me? ”

Soy sauce party: "I'm the audience, but I'm too far ahead, so I'm overlined." Ay! I'm back! Ay! I'm coming in again, hit me! A sucker! Ahh......h

The sound of a cracker......

Dianhua: "It's cool! After living for so many years, it is the first time to see such a strange request! Fulfill your wishes! ”

The soy sauce party with a blue nose and swollen face: "Then why don't you want Li Tang's official dialect to be a Shaanxi dialect?" ”

Dianhua: "That's the beauty of destroying the image of a historical figure!" It's embarrassing! Are you going to be embarrassed? ”

Soy sauce party: "Then be embarrassed!" ”

Dian Hua: "It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, think about Tang Xuanzong Li Longji sitting on the dragon chair with a golden knife and saying: Everyone, Nai Qin, ban the sun and wood, go to the Huaqing Thorn Bubble Stove!" The following minister said: "Very good!" It's beautiful! ）”

Soy sauce party: "This is the emperor? This is an old farmer in Shaanxi! This really doesn't smell right! ”

Dian Hua: "Qin Shi Huang can do the same!" ”

Inside the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang in Lishan, Qin Shi Huang saw this scene and shouted: "Shut up! If you continue to talk about it, I will release the Great Qin Iron Horse in the Qin Terracotta Warriors and Horses to cut you! Big unloading! ”

Meng Kuo: "Lord, this gesture of yours is six!" ”

Qin Shi Huang coughed in embarrassment and said, "Then let's unload six pieces!" Almost! Almost! ”

Hearing what Qin Shi Huang said, Dian Hua pursed his lips and thought, "Just you stinky sweet potato rotten bird eggs, can you unload me?" The Qin Dynasty is not bad! ”