The celebration banquet is skipped, anyway, it is a group of demons dancing. Since Dian Hua did not have Kaiyuan Tongbao on him, he began to slaughter big households. What a glass of 5,000 pieces! What glass of fake jadeite three thousand! Who called you Li Er is not a descendant of a rich man, or the ancestor of a rich man?

However, in the end, Dianhua, who earned thousands of yuan, felt a little regret in his heart, regretting that he didn't see striptease to feast his eyes!

Soy sauce party: "Shut up! Shameless! This is Datang! Not a nightclub! ”

Someone may ask if there is no gold and silver? Come on! Don't be fooled by the TV series! These two things belong to the national credit reserve and are generally not in circulation! Silver is still used for scissors to cut into broken silver! Even if it's a gold leaf made of gold.

Just the tip of the leaf is enough to buy more than a dozen sets of silk clothes! Datang's annual tax revenue is only a few thousand copper coins! Do you have tens of millions of soft girl coins to buy luxury items?

After refusing Li Er's retention, Yuan Tiangang and Dian Rong went to Yuan Tiangang's Sanqingguan, this time the sky was already dark, and there was no street lamp or anything in ancient times, and there was a curfew at night, and then it was dark and gloomy!

Soy sauce party: "You also talk about fasting, I ......"

Okay! Ben is haunted! Dian Hua has no power to scold him! Anyway, he turned on his headlights early, which is specially made by the system, and this thing can be seen from a long distance at night.

He didn't expect that as soon as this thing was put on the real Tang Dynasty, it was the gods who opened it! In this way, the speed of a broken bread was driven out by Dianhua, and if the good guy drove it on the middle ring road of the Chinese capital in the previous life, it would be almost thirteen minutes! But don't get stuck in traffic!

Because it is said that there is an astronaut on the moon who was interviewed by Huaxia and said that he saw the Great Wall on the moon and installed electric lights, which is very beautiful! ”

The reporter pursed his lips and said, "That's the devil on the beach, all in traffic jams!" ”

Huaxia Magic Capital is known as blocking once a year, once a year! The van rampaged all the way in Chang'an, and no one came to check a driver's license or drunk driving or something! One by one, everything he saw flashed away, and Dian Hua deeply felt the benefits of being a fairy!

Soy Sauce Party: "Resurrection!" How can there be traffic police in Datang? ”

Dian Rong didn't hear what the soy sauce party was saying, he started to sing the sand sculpture next, and sang like this: "To be a fairy to fly to the sky, turning stones into gold is wonderful!" Our family is a living immortal! Phew! How did you get on top of the eunuch? It should be a sprinkler! ”

After a while, I arrived at Sanqingguan. Dian Rong asked Yuan Tiangang, "Isn't this flat ground?" What about the three clear views? ”

Yuan Tiangang pointed to the big pit in front of him and said, "This is!" ”

Dianrong: "Isn't this a cellar?" ”

Yuan Tiangang: "It's the cellar that was changed!" ”

Dian Rong gritted his teeth and said: "In the future, I must have a great view of the Great Dao!" ”

Yuan Tiangang: "How old?" ”

Dian Rong: "96 million acres, the sun has just risen on the left side of the Taoist temple, and it is still midnight on the right!" ”

Yuan Tiangang: "Good guy, you can directly circle the whole Huaxia!" ”

Dian Rong: "What is this?" Two rides in the courtyard of the residential area! One is called the toilet highway! ”

Yuan Tiangang: "I know! Bedroom to toilet! What about the other way? ”

Dian Rong: "Kitchen high-speed!" ”

Yuan Tiangang: "You're a pig, right?" The toilet is so far away, will you not be able to resist it? ”

Dian Rong: "How fresh?" Anyway, I went back to change my pants halfway through the walk! ”

Yuan Tiangang: "Isn't it good to wear diapers directly?" Come on! Wake up! Stop dreaming! Let's get down to business! Hard work can prosper the country! ”

Dianrong: "I think about what's wrong?" Li Er's toilet is golden, and so is his rice bowl! Have you ever experienced that feeling? ”

Yuan Tiangang: "I don't want to experience it!" I'm afraid I'm mistaken! ”

Dian Rong took out a bag of money and said, "You are Chiguoguo's jealousy!" Come on! It's money! Build me a Taoist temple tomorrow, at least to be able to live in it! ”

Yuan Tiangang: "What about my salary?" ”

Dian Rong took out another penny and said, "This is it!" ”

Yuan Tiangang: "Just a penny wants to pollute my Yuan Tiangang's noble temperament? Hum! ”

Dian Rong slandered: I believe you are a ghost! You're a money-grubber, you're so bad! If you don't throw that penny into your pocket, I'll twist my nose and believe it!