299: Li Er's accession to the throne is embarrassing

As for whether the assassins were sent by the family, Dian Hua thought with his bladder that it was made by the family, but he didn't give Li Er face and didn't do their filth. Time flies, and Li Er ascended the throne as emperor on the ninth day of August. The funny thing is that the family angered Li Er again. Here's the thing, that day passed three times and three resignations, and then it was time to worship the new emperor. As for long live, long live, long live, long live, Wu Zetian can only have it at that time. Of course, it is impossible for that martial arts girl in this world to ascend the throne!

The next thing is to worship the heavens, and the reading official of the worship is Zheng Tong of the Zheng family in Xingyang. He is a guy with no ink, and he was stunned because he was the grandson of the head of the family to get this position.

To what extent does he have no ink on his chest? He pronounced the word "ba" as the moon and the word "greed" as the shell. The word "incorruptible" is pronounced as poor.

And shouting the sacrificial words needs to be loud, and his voice is not only small but also hoarse. But the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high.

He found a tofu seller surnamed Zhang to read it for him, Qian Xiucai below read a sentence, and the tofu seller shouted.

Anyway, this time the sacrifice to the sky is similar to the double reed. This young man Zhang is a big and tall man, and he seems to be very energetic. He stood on a high platform and put on Zheng Tong's dress and official hat.

Behind him was squatting under the platform of Li Xiucai. Don't say it, Li Er hates the family, so he is not familiar with the people of the family. Besides, it's far away!

So Li Er didn't see it. The new crown prince, the prince, and the royal relatives. The entire enthronement ceremony was full of people. In the head is Li Er, the new emperor, followed by these princes, and the civil and military ministers are arranged according to their grades, one class after another. Inside the head, it's just this young man Zhang. The time had come, and Qian Xiucai grabbed him behind.

Qian Xiucai: "Well, the ritual begins." ”

Young man Zhang: "Oh, the ritual begins!" ”

Li Eryi listened, ho! Good! Look at me, reading Zhu Guan, how loud my voice is! Just go out with this voice, circle around the place three times, pour it into the ears, buzz, there is an echo. Li Er is happy and must reward him again. That's great! Follow and shout.

Qian Xiucai: "Burn incense!" ”

Young man Zhang repeated: "Burn incense! ”

Qian Xiucai: "Tribute!" ”

Young man Zhang repeated: "Tribute! ”

Qian Xiucai: "Welcome the gods!" ”

Young man Zhang repeated: "Welcome the god of the earth! ”

Qian Xiucai: "Welcome the gods!" ”

Qian Xiucai: "One kowtow!" ”

…… The progress of each one is very good, there is no fault at the front, and it is broken at the back of the "three kowtows". The young man thought that there was a prostration: "Four prostrations, prostration, prostration, prost......ration, prostration, prostration, prostration."

Qian Xiucai immediately interrupted the young man's words and said, "Don't kowtow!" ”

When the young man Zhang realized that he was wrong, he said, "Don't kowtow!" ”

Qian Xiucai thought: "No! Gotta get to the point! ”

Qian Xiucai thought of this and said: "Three emperors and five emperors!" ”

Young man Zhang didn't hear it clearly and said it wrongly: "All upside down!" "Okay! All the civil and military officials were stupidly upside down, and Li Er also wondered if the new process was at this time? He didn't speak.

Qian Xiucai thought that the emperor would be wrong if he didn't speak, and then came: "The emperor is the queen of heaven!" ”

As a result, the young man did not know if he was deaf and misheard, and he said, "It is better to dance!" ”

Qian Xiucai almost fainted, so he covered his forehead and said, "What a sin!" ”

Young man Zhang misheard it again and said, "Let's play music!" ”

The solemn enthronement ceremony scene suddenly jumped with chickens and dogs, and the demons danced wildly, and of course Li Er was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood! However, for the sake of face, he didn't get mad, he just endured his anger and ordered Dianhua to deal with the Zheng family in the five surnames and seven wangs on the night after the enthronement ceremony! Don't leave chickens and dogs!