300: Planning a festival festival
The emperor has allowed it, so what are you waiting for? That's it! At noon the next day, Dian Hua exchanged ten copies of the Yue family army and disposed of the Xingyang Zheng clan in broad daylight, but Dian Hua kept an eye on it.
These replicants are all disposable, and after dealing with the Xingyang Zheng clan, they will be wiped out in front of everyone's eyes. At this time, there are all kinds of rumors among the people, such as the theory that the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals will surrender their crimes, the yin soldiers ask for their lives, etc., and those who say that no one grieves for them, because they are not good birds.
Then Dian Hua returned to a leisurely life, but he suddenly remembered that he hadn't done much about the system asking him to promote the Dao Sect and use it to steal the country and preach the Tao, so he only reproduced the underworld here.
That's not going to work! What he needs to do! Or hold a puja? It's August 20, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival. From the first day of September to the ninth day of the first month of September, it is the day of the birth of the Nine Emperors of the Big Dipper, so it is better to have a pseudo-heavenly festival! Anyway, this festival originated in the Song Dynasty, and the people of the Tang Dynasty copied it, and the people of the Song Dynasty reported it!
It must be quite lively, the bigger the scene, the better, preferably gongs and drums, firecrackers...... Even if the firecrackers are fired, the world has not returned gunpowder! Red flags, thousands of empty alleys, crowds of people! Devil Cry Wolf...... Forget it!
However, the hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit. If you want people to participate in the puja and believe in the Tao, you must need to be promoted! There will be a raffle at the festival, and the prize will be too expensive! Anyway, there is no price bureau!
The people who come give number plates and stick red flags on their faces, and the national emblem of the Celestial Empire are pasted on the laymen, and then a movie is shown at the end, isn't it all together? But the question is, what movie is good? It's better to put on the Yuyu movie "The Expendables 3" to have fun with the people!
Soy Sauce Party: "What is Yuyu?" ”
Dianhua: "Let me ask you what is the abbreviation of Guangdong?" What is Cantonese called? ”
Soy Sauce Party: "Cantonese and Cantonese? ”
Dianhua: "That's right! So I'm in Cantonese! ”
Soy sauce party: "Aren't you just going to speak Henan dialect?" ”
In fact, Dianhua especially likes the Yu lines in it!
Stallone: "Kill your turtle grandson!" ”
Schwarzenegger: "My mother! It hurts! ”
It's better to add "Titanic"! Of course, it is also Yuyu. For example, shredded meat has to be trampoline, no! The part that jumps ship!
Quench your thirst: "Nil, dry Sarai?" ”
Shredded meat: "Stick!" Jump! ”
Quench your thirst: "Hold back and provoke, look at a Nier, the long talent is energetic, hold back and break the ......"
And the moment the ship hits the iceberg, the ship breaks!
Soy Sauce Party: "Nonsense! Where are the lines in this? ”
Dianhua: "Of course! The boat is broken, and the Mandarin is click! Yu language is click! ”
Soy sauce party: "Don't bother to pay attention to you!" It's the first time I've heard that sound effects have dialects! ”
By the way, this matter needs Li Er's consent, otherwise it won't be fun to be considered a rebellion! Besides, if you don't invite him, what if he thinks he looks down on him and puts on his own little shoes!
Direction to the Royal Palace! Walk you! While driving, Dianhua chose the gifts he chose for Li Er and Empress Changsun. Anyway, what is cheap to exchange for, such as real dragon smoke, Xifeng wine, antique clothes, glass balls, women's clothing, women's boots, Sophie, brown sugar and chest stickers......
After buying a lot of things, Dian Hua saw chocolate. But forget about the chocolate, all the chocolates in the system are wrapped in gold leaf. Okay! They didn't know it, so they just ate it and choked to death!
Also, in the eyes of ancient people, the black chocolate is almost the same as the boogers that others have saved for several years! Even if they eat the chocolate correctly, what if they say that the fairy boogers are so delicious? It will damage the reputation of the Daomen!