"Kill him!" Jieli yelled.

So Jieli's subordinates released arrows one after another, and Dianhua suddenly encountered a heavy rain of arrows, Tuli thought that Dianhua was hit by an arrow, and he seemed to see Dianhua full of arrows like a hedgehog Haha laughed and turned his head and said: "Haha!" A two-legged sheep who can't do it for themselves! The little ones ate him! ”

As he laughed, he saw his men retreating one after another.

Turkic Soldier A: "Yes...... Khan! Behind! Behind! ”

Jieli: "Isn't there a corpse in the back?" ”

Feeling wrong, he turned his head to see a large face less than a foot away from him.

Dianhua: "You hit me and see!" ”

Jieli: "Isn't it okay to be your own people?" ”

Dianhua: "Do you know that we are our own people?" I'm fighting my own people! Go to hell! ”

…… Because it was too bloody and violent, this author blocked it! ……

"You...... What the hell are you......" No matter how the assassination is made, Dianhua is intact, but the scene in front of him is obviously beyond the scope of these Turkic soldiers' cognition, and at this moment, they look at Dianhua one by one as if they have seen a ghost.

Just as they were about to run away, remnants surrounded them. Dianhua, who stopped again, has become the state of the Red Dragon King of State Five. And none of the Turkic soldiers can stand, and of course there are tens of thousands of them who are stunned.

After a night's rest, the next day he came to the place where the Turks were camping, and Dian Hua saw a group of soldiers throwing garbage into the pit, you know what!

Dian Hua said goodbye to Cheng Yanjin and went back, this time he was not going to use the teleport, he had to go back slowly.

There was another thing that happened on the road, that is, he had a convenient time, when Shi Shiran left, several people who were relieved at the same time looked at Dian Hua with envy, and Dian Hua subconsciously looked at the zipper, no problem? Is the zipper closed today? And the panties aren't imperial yellow and red, right?

Dian Hua, who finally figured it out, knew that this group of people was envious of him for using such snow-white paper when he went to the toilet, which was a violent thing! It is said that the real Tang Dynasty used toilet chips, and archaeologists dug up a batch of bamboo slips before, and found them after research...... This used to be an ancient toilet! All of these are ......

Belch! None of this matters! And the toilet chip is not a one-time one, it is the same as Meng Yu, who was seven in and seven out by Zhuge Liang! That thing is used to scrape the dung door after the bamboo slices are thinned!

It's like playing with your brother, and it's impossible to pay attention to proportion! However, Dianhua admires the third brother's strange way of going to the toilet! That's really a bathroom!

So Dianhua decided to make toilet paper to sell next! Sell to the powerful, of course! The first year of Zhenguan was a famine, and ordinary people bought one! Dianhua actually sells toilet paper, and another goal is to at least let none of the people starve to death in the first year of Zhenguan!

In March of the first year of Zhenguan, Li Er of the imperial study was furious. The several waves of relief food that were distributed were all withheld by people with two surnames and three hopes. At this moment, a little eunuch in Nanguo reported to Li Er that Dianhua had returned. The words were divided into two ends, and on the other hand, Dianhua was called away by Li Er as soon as he returned to Chang'an.

After Dian Hua entered the imperial study, he bowed to Li Er and said, "I have seen Your Majesty the Emperor, may I ask why you have asked Weichen to come here?" ”

Li Er: "I want you...... Think of a way! ”

And Dian Hua breathed a sigh of relief and said, "No problem, but ...... I'm going to have nightmares if you pant like that. ”

Li Er: "What's wrong?" ”

Dianhua: "I will dream of an old lady pointing at me and saying, I want you!" I wa

t you ！ Let's get married! ”

Li Er said speechlessly: "Brother, I really have a feeling of the sea for you now!" ”

Dian Hua said curiously: "Is it the feeling of surging in the heart?" Is it to worship me? ”

Li Er explained: "Oops! It's not that the soul is surging, but brother, you really look like the sea, but it's a pity that big brother, I'm seasick, I want to vomit when I see the sea! Look at you, why do you look so ugly and come out for a walk? Stay at home! The first time I saw you before, I just looked at you, and I hit the tree! ”

Dianhua: "You are handsome! Hello! I dreamed of the Buddha yesterday! I mentioned you to him, do you know what he said about you? ”

Li Er: "How do you say that?" Let's talk about the process! ”

Dian Rong: "He asked me if I had any wishes!" ”