Li Er: "Did you make a wish?" ”

Dian Rong: "Yes, I said I want world peace, and he said it was too difficult to let me change it." ”

Li Er: "What did you change?" ”

Dian Rong: "I said take out your portrait and say to the Buddha." Look at this, this is my friend Li Shimin, who looks very cold and can't marry a daughter-in-law, so you can make him more handsome.

As a result, the Buddha thought about it and said, "The portrait of this person can be used for contraception when attached to the bed, so let's talk about world peace!" And then tear your portrait apart! I asked, "Well, why did you tear up the photo?" If you don't agree, don't you agree, why don't you tear it up, I'll keep it to ward off evil spirits! ”

Li Er: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you!" ”

Dianhua: "Don't believe it! ”

When Li Er heard this guy, he began to violently buckle Dian Hua's head, and Dian Hua smiled and dodged. After some laughter, Li Er said: "Laugh and laugh, make trouble and talk about serious things!" Tell me how to solve it? ”

Dianhua: "It's easy! You sent someone to help the disaster in the name of a private person, and mixed some chaff with the grain! ”

Li Er: "Why? ”

Dian Hua: "The victims don't care if there is chaff in the food to eat, the family is different at the beginning!" ”

Li Er nodded and suddenly realized the order, and in this way, Dianhua resolved another crisis for Datang. Time has always been like a rushing river gone forever, and the time has come to the seventh day of the first month of the second year of Zhenguan.

During this time, Dianhua opened a street for cleaning (selling toilet paper), a street for women, a daughter incense, a glass shop, a thousand ice crystals, a mirror shop, and a thousand mirrors. There are also restaurants for stir-frying, Wangjiang buildings, and spice shops...... And these stores are all about plastic banknotes that consumers can exchange for copper coins to toss tile coins, and only serve high-end people.

And Wang Xinyu and Qian Xiaoqian were also sent out to be the second juniors, just to let them remember the bittersweet ones. Why? These two bear children don't study well, they don't know where to light (burn) when they read, and Master (Immortal Chang) no longer worries about me having books to read! so easy！

Later, when they came back, Dianhua was very pleased to see the two bear children learning pinyin "ah, oh, hungry". But then it was very unpleasant. The little girl began to change her tone: "Ah! Yes! Ahh Ahh ......Ahh

Dian Hua couldn't wait to beat them, how luxurious was the opportunity to study in Li Tang? Do you sing "Worried" when you are studying? If you hadn't eavesdropped on me singing this, would you have learned? Bah! If it weren't for me, you would still be eating wild vegetables!

So Dianhua decided to fry the king! Involve them in spring ploughing! Seeing that their faces were covered in sweat, Dianhua was happy. Let you not study hard!

However, Dian Hua looked at the ground and frowned, because the ground was full of locust eggs, and it seemed that if it was not treated in time, there would definitely be a big locust plague! Dian Hua hurriedly handed Li Er an adaptation of "Removing Locusts" contained in volume 44 of Xu Guangqi's "Complete Book of Agricultural Administration", which systematically recorded the living habits of locusts and culling methods.

Li Er entered the field and saw that this was indeed the case, so he did it according to Dianhua's method, of course, there were disobedient people. Who is it? Family! Finally? Of course, it was the three major families who fell into blood mold! Because Dianhua has already used drones to sprinkle pesticides that are harmless to humans around the family's farmland! All of a sudden, the family was K.O again!