306: Peach Blossom Tribulation
Soon, there was a split within the Turks, and the remnants of the new Khan's Xue Yantuo and Hui who opposed it, and the remnants of the Bayegu and Tongluo tribes were dissatisfied with their changes in national customs and the decrees they implemented, and Xue Yantuo was appointed as the Khan. The Tuli Khan also secretly contacted the Tang and broke with the original Khan, and the July 7th Beggar Festival of the Tang Dynasty was about to begin. The Qiqiao Festival, also known as the Qixi Festival, has no curfew. Dian Huazhi, who had dealt with the locust plague, was so proud that he dyed his hair colorful. Then step on Hot Wheels (unicycles) and wander the streets at night.
The streets are full of people! Everywhere you see are human heads, the back of the head to be exact. Dianhua understands why some people don't like to travel on National Day. He didn't hear Xiao Qi say, "Scarlet Peach Blossom, host, you ask for more blessings!" ”
But! When all the pedestrians saw Dianhua, they scattered far away as if they had seen a ghost. Dian Hua was very satisfied with this effect, only the gentlemen and bullies had the effect of cleaning the street tigers. Now there is no such privilege to do bad things. The disgust in the eyes of these people, Dian Hua didn't care. Anyway, let's run at full strength and now reach the speed of sound, are you afraid that they will bite you? It's just that the people who will dress this way are too conservative. It's summer, and there is not a girl in hot pants on the street, which makes Dianhua very disappointed! Is it so strict?
Just when Dian Hua was disappointed, a big beauty who looked hooked and lost walked over, and she was at least 1.8 meters tall and had a bumpy figure. If it weren't for Datang's fat beauty, I'm afraid this big beauty would be the fifth beauty. Maybe it's because he's been lonely for too long, Dian Hua instantly became a scumbag, and he made the same mistake that a man would make.
Dian Hua said lustfully: "The big beauty girl is here, ......" The big beauty smiled warmly, as if it was a peach blossom on the human face. The six palaces have no color, and the king will not be early from now on!
Seeing that there was a play, Dianhua said: "Little sister, I want to get up with you!" ”
Big Beauty: "Okay! ”
Dianhua's Harazi flew down three thousand feet, and secretly thought proudly: I didn't expect that the openness of Datang women compared to modern times is too much, and whoever tells him in the future that ancient women are conservative, Dianhua will definitely beat him up.
Soy Sauce Party: "Failing? Haven't heard of it! ”
Dianhua: "What? You don't know what it means to be in general? It's two hemiplegia. ”
Soy Sauce Party: "Oh! It turned out that the two halves were facing each other! In his YY, the big beauty quickly dodged to the left, took a half step forward with her left foot, and at the same time passed her left arm through the opponent's right lower armpit and hugged the opponent's lower waist; Then turn your body to the right, insert your right foot back half a step, bend your legs at your knees, and press your hips against Dian Hua's lower abdomen. Then he stretched his legs, bowed his waist, turned his head to the right, and fell down after lifting Dianhua on his back. followed by a meal of Wudang's five-inch legs, kicking Dianhua and arching like shrimp. Wait! Wait until I ask Li Er to find you out and beat you a hundred times, a hundred times!
Hehe! The standard Ah Q spiritual victory method, thinking of the proud place, Dian Hua grinned! Oops, my face! I am so handsome that I am miserable, there is no one before or after. Thinking of the world and the world, the handsome face that is alone and crying. What is not ancient is that the onlookers smashed him with rotten eggs and rotten cabbage gangs like a tide, saying that good people are simple and kind?
And my slender body! My tummy ...... Let's find Yuan Tiangang to treat the injury! The author kindly suggests that everyone come back after spitting, don't spit on your phone or book, I am merciful! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!
At the same time, at the Holy See residence, the real steward of the Holy See, Wang Dao Chief, is chatting with a group of Taoist friends!