On the morning of the third day, the guilty Li skirt came in with a bowl of supplements, and Dian Hua remembered a famous quote and couldn't help but shudder. is the sentence of Miss Pan: "Da Lang, drink the medicine!" ”

Li Yue'er didn't care, what a big man didn't do, she took a bowl and poured it into Dian Hua's mouth. Knock knock! Not only did Dianhua drink it all, but a lot of it came out of his nostrils! It's more and more like Pan Jinlian poisoning Wu Dalang! Shouldn't Dianhua sell cuckold Cui (cooking) cakes now? In fact, this was deliberately done by Li Skirtchai.

Miaoxian Daoist said to Li Skirtchai: "Your Uncle Dahua is your destined husband, so you have to carry out women's ways." For example, when it is windy, you help him put on clothes. When it's raining, you help him hold an umbrella, when he's tired, you help him beat his legs, when he's hungry, you help him cover his hands when it's cold, and when it's hot, you help him fan, this is the way of women! ”

Li Skirtchai: "Then it's better to sell it to him!" Unless he builds me a house of pure gold. As the saying goes, fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. ”

Miao Xian said, "Is it worth a golden house like you?" ”

You read that right! In fact, Jinwu Zangjiao was not originally hiding a junior, but a big wife! Originated from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che, the golden palace was given to the original queen. It's a pity that this guy is too good at jealousy, so he became Wei Zifu the queen.

Li Skirtchai asked, "Why?" ”

Miao Xian recounted the failure of Li Skirt Hairpin's unbearable dumpling failure. That day, Li Huanchai studied explosives by herself, and the location was in the kitchen, and later she made dumplings and burned the explosives as firewood. Afterward......

Miaoxian Daoist looked at the black Li skirt hairpin: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Li Skirtchai: "What did you say?" ”

Miaoxian Dao: "Are you alright?" ”

Li Skirtchai: I'm fine, it's those dumplings! ”

Miaoxian Daochang: "What's wrong with the dumplings?" ”

Li Skirtchai: "Sacrificed with the stove!" ”

Miaoxian Dao Chang: "The forehead of the stove prince, the forehead of dumplings!" ”

Li Skirt: "Happy New Year, Lord Stove blesses, Wishing you prosperity!" ”

Miaoxian Daoist cried and said, "Why do you want to waste food? My dumplings, leek dumplings with thin skin and big filling. I just want to eat dumplings?!"

After reminiscing, Miao Xian said, "You should scourge the nuns!" You're fit to join that bare head skin association! ”

Li Skirtchai: "Why? ”

Miao Xian Dao: "Ah! It's nothing! I just hope that the bright moonlight will illuminate your way to a better place! ”

That's how the angry Li skirtchai made the above scene, and a few days later, Dianhua offered high-yield crops and opened a bicycle shop. There are two kinds of things that Dianhua sells to everyone, the expensive and outrageous mountain bikes sold to the powerful, and the 28-bar bicycles sold to the common people, which are very cheap and affordable! Because that guy is of good quality and has no problem with three people. Strong and durable, not easy to destroy.

Of course, Dian Hua will not forget Yuan Tiangang and other people who have a good relationship with the same family, and Li Er and his wife will not be left behind. Seizing the country and personal relations are two different things, a public matter and a private matter cannot be confused!

Li Er actually went to the toilet on a bicycle for the first time, fortunately there is no dung pit here, otherwise he would have ended up the same as Guo Jia. Now Guo Jia is retching when he sees sauces!

Seeing the benefits of bicycles, Li Er asked Datang if he could make bicycles, and Dianhua promised Li Er to establish an industrial system at the cost of replacing Li Chunfeng as a "monk" as a Taoist. But in the future, what you Li Er is mine, of course mine is still mine!

It's a big deal to make a promise, as long as you step on the land of my Diantang, and the sun and moon of my Diantang are on your head. I won't let people kill you Li Er with a sword! Of course you're sorry for me, I'm sorry! I called you into the house and hung you up. Kill you with sharpened bamboo chopsticks!

Soy Sauce Party: "Hello everyone! Went to the supermarket and was late! Dianhua! I ask you, aren't you breaking your promise? ”

Dianhua: "Have you bought a ticket?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "No! ”

Dian Hua: "That's good, our service tenet is non-refundable!" ”

Soy sauce party: "Don't talk about him, answer the questions!" ”

Dian Hua: "Is the sun and moon above his head?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "No! He has the roof of your house over his head!

Dian Hua: "Is he stepping on the land of Dian Tang?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "No! It's the void! ”

Dianhua: "Was it the sword that killed him?" ”

Soy sauce party: "It's bamboo chopsticks!" ”

Dianhua: "Look! I didn't break my word! ”

Soy sauce party: "Do you want a face?" ”

Dianhua: "Want face? Are you illegally trafficking in organs? Besides, I want a face, am I just a two-skin face? Besides, my upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground. ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Where's your face?" ”

Dian Hua: "Those who become emperors are shameless!" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "You cow!" ”

Dian Hua: "Isn't it good to be an emperor?" How else can we even be born differently? ”