Dian Hua: "Isn't it good to be an emperor?" How else can we even be born differently? ”

Soy Sauce Party: "You give an example! ”

Dian Hua held up a sugar-fried chestnut: "Oh! I have chestnuts! ”

Soy sauce party: "I'm talking about giving an explanation!" ”

Dianhua handed the soy sauce party a roll of tape: "Coincidentally! I have this too! Here you go! You don't have to pay it back! ”

The soy sauce party angrily threw away the tape and said, "I'm talking about why is this happening? ”

Dianhua: "Oh! You mean that! For example, Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang's father was called Zhu Wusi, and when Zhu Yuanzhang was born, everyone said that Zhu Wusi's house was on fire! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Haven't heard of it!" ”

Dian Hua: "Go back and see more and pee!" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "I have a snake spirit disease?" What the hell are you looking at? How disgusting? ”

Dianhua: "If you don't look at and pee, how can you know a more real history?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Are you sick?" That's history! ”

Dianhua: "That's right! Historical data, according to the "History of the Ming Dynasty": The neighbor who fought the fire found that Zhu Wusi's wife had just given birth, and the scene was red and fragrant! As a result, a boy named Zhu Chongba was born, and some say that it is Zhu Baba, who was later Zhu Yuanzhang! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "What about you?" ”

Dian Hua: "When my mother was ten months pregnant with me, Dian Wei had not yet been born. There was a great drought that year, and the warehouses were empty, and the wells were empty. ”

Soy Sauce Party: "What? Aoi. Empty? ”

Dianhua: "I hate it! Catch. Fish. The island is Chinese, and Sora Aoi is the world! ”

Soy sauce party: "Don't insert a patriotic declaration here!" Go on! ”

Dianhua: "Anyway, my mother didn't know she was pregnant." ”

Soy sauce party: "Silly girl? Ten months after having a child and still not knowing that she was pregnant? ”

Dian Hua: "Anyway, my father asked her what to eat, and she thought about it and said: Where is Tang Seng now?" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Come here to make trouble with the goblins?" ”

Dian Hua: "I mean, you can't eat Tang monk meat!" Then my father said, "It's okay to be idle today, you can give birth to one!" My mother said, "No! How can I come first? You come first! ”

Soy sauce party: "Don't be humble about this matter, okay?" ”

Dianhua: "Isn't humility my traditional virtue in China?" ”

Soy sauce party: "Nonsense! Can such a thing be humble? ”

Dianhua: "My mother said: I'll come, I'll come, poof......lala!" I was born! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "That's born in the dung heap, right?" ”

Dianhua: "You were born in the dung heap!" ”

Soy sauce party: "Nonsense! Is there such a thing as having a baby? ”

Dianhua: "That's Ku Ballast?" Anyway, as soon as I was born, the sky rained! ”

Soy sauce party: "Yo! It's raining! That's amazing! ”

Dianhua: "That's right! A few drops! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "It turns out that your birth is a tragedy!" You're a scourge! ”

Dianhua: "Oh......"

Soy Sauce Party: "Got it? ”

Dianhua: "I don't understand! ”

Soy sauce party: "I don't understand, what are you blind?" ”

Dianhua: "Teach me!" ”

Soy sauce party: "There are four joys in life, but adding a few words is the four tragedies in life!" ”

Dianhua: "Tell me! ”

Soy sauce party: "Ten years of drought and nectar, just a few drops." It is a hometown and a local acquaintance, and the result is a creditor. The cave room spent candle nights, but the results were not raised, and when the gold list was titled, it was found that it was a dream. So it's not a tragedy that you were born! ”

Dianhua: "No wonder, my father always says I'm a creditor!" ”

Soy Sauce Party: "you!" ”