In the next few days, Dian Hua was ready to start renovating the Daomen, because he saw people on the road peddling the elixir of immortality with oxidized mercury (cinnabar) as the main body. To be honest, Dianhua also has a headache, why do some of our disciples and grandchildren always have black sheep, who are these black sheep?

The alchemy pill of the poison pill, the magic stick of the god stick, the fortune teller who deceives people...... No wonder most of the bald people who were kicked out of the third brother's house occupy most of the country.

Of course, the bald people have now lost their power, and even they have to unite with the Daomen to resist the encroachment of the birdmen. Dian Hua also knows that it is so good that modern people would rather the sun rise in the west than believe in Taoist priests!

Of course, there are also a lot of people who refine poison pills and eat themselves to death! There are many fortune tellers who have been beaten to death! I also blame myself for the fact that the gods can't use spells in the human world to break the rules? Ask for your own hardship!

After the abdication of Dianhua, he was particularly passive! He can only watch Taoism in the human world decline step by step. The depressed Dianhua had a whim, now that there is nothing to do, why don't you talk to the soy sauce party?

Dian Hua said, "Come out!" Soy sauce party! ”

The soy sauce party is really a porphyr! It's out.

Soy Sauce Party: "What are you calling me for?" I'm taking a shower! Don't see a mosaic on me? ”

Dianhua: "Oh! I just wanted to ask what is your name? ”

Soy sauce party: "My surname is Lei, my name is ......"

Dian Hua: "I know, your name is Lei Feng!" Less nonsense, ask for real names! ”

Soy Sauce Party: "Who said my name is Lei Feng?" It's as if everyone with the surname Lei has this name! My name is Ray your sister! ”

Dianhua: "Hey! Why are you swearing? ”

Soy sauce party: "I really call you your sister Lei, Lei Feng's Lei, nun's nun, and plum blossom's plum!" ”

Dianhua: "So you're a woman!" No wonder mosaic. By the way, are you happy? ”

Rennieme: "I'm happy! ”

Dianhua: "Aren't you surnamed Lei?" ”

Rennieme: "Snake spirit! What kind of happiness? I also have 56 nationalities in one sentence, hallelujah! ”

Dianhua: "You come out!" Let me brand you! ”

Rennieme: "Why? ”

Dianhua: "You bastard! It's your freedom to like foreign cultures, but it's your fault to be brainwashed! All the planks on a boat have been replaced, and it's a new boat! So tradition can be improved, but it cannot be forgotten or discarded! So on behalf of the people and the party, I will deal with you black sheep! ”

Renime nodded and walked away thoughtfully.

That's right! Speaking of black sheep, Chen Xuanzang is a pioneer who has to find a way to deal with him!

However, dirty work needs to be done by others, and Li Er's people are very suitable. For example, Li Chunfeng. Just do what you say, and call Li Chunfeng. Then after whispering, Li Chunfeng had to order him to leave. On a dark and windy night, Chen Xuanzang was covered with a sack, and then he fainted.

This matter was done by Li Chunfeng, and then he scrapped Tang Seng's legs, not only that. This product did an even more disgusting thing after discounting people's legs, everyone knows that there are eight rivers around Chang'an in ancient times. It shows that there are at least eight famous rivers in Chang'an City.

Not to mention the small pits. So Mei Changsu, the kid, threw Xuanzang into the stinky ditch after beating him again. This thing is still not an ordinary stinky ditch, but a river specially used to store urine and urine.

Now it's okay, the river is flowing down the river! It's just that it's rafting in the long river of in the historical materials (feces and urine), of course, it's also called swimming.

It's not that Dianhua is biased against Ah San's culture, but that the monk doesn't produce anything, so he will ask for it. The concept is also flawed, paying attention to everything is destined, accepting the opposite, and only seeking the afterlife. So wouldn't it be better to find a place to hang the southeast branch? No! Suicide, they say, is sinful!

Because of suicide, I'm sorry for my parents' upbringing. So the child is the continuation of the parents, and the absence of offspring is not more sorry for the parents? (Taoist priests can't actually marry wives and have children, and they also learned from monks, starting from Wang Chongyang's Quanzhen Sect.) ）

Okay! Let you monks say anything, you say it's black or black?

For example, the monks of the modern Zhu Kingdom raise saints in the temple! It is a maid who serves the monk. The monk of Zhu Guo is enough, whoever gives more money for incense can eat the Nth mouthful. There are too many forces in this force. Home is devastating.