Chapter 42: Fooling You to Death
With the finger of the abbot of Yun Ji's right hand, the head of Mingyuan, which fell to the ground, suddenly burst out with a little spiritual light, and was immediately incorporated into Yun Ji's fingers.
Yun Ji looked back at the eighteen Arhats and asked Yun Dao, "How are the casualties?"
Yun Dao stood up and said: "Senior Brother Abbot, seven of the eighteen Arhats were injured, six of them were fine, only one of them was broken and could no longer be saved. ”
At that moment, the sky suddenly lit up.
"Smack-"
The first flash of lightning after the Xuanyuan Thunder Pool was launched, and it finally broke out, and the colorful brilliance of the zenith was instantly split out of a thunder ditch connecting the north and the south.
After a while, Dao Wentian's voice came from a distance: "Moyi Hou, Qingluan Immortal Lord, Senior Brother Yunji, at this time, the Lei Chi is officially launched, and we Quartet disciples are just on Longyang, what do you think?"
"Good!" Moyihou's voice sounded from the south.
"Good!" Qingluan's voice sounded in the east.
From these voices, it can be basically guessed that the three forces of Daomen, Moyi Hou Mansion, and Dixian Mansion have completely controlled the other directions at this time and can go up the mountain at any time.
Yun Ji listened to the conversation between Dao Wentian and the other three, but he couldn't say it, the sky net is not so easy to drill, Baiyun Temple in order to be just in case, early prepared these eighteen arhat species, at the moment missing one, the probability of drilling through the sky net has become infinitely slim, although there are monks in the Baiyun Temple can replace the dead, but the far water can't save the near thirst, they have no time to go back to the Baiyun Temple.
Seeing that Yun Ji didn't reply for a long time, the voice in the sky asked the sky again: "Senior Brother Yunji, at this time, the thunder pool is attacking, everyone must speed up, you haven't made a sound for a long time, is there an accident?" Everyone is pressed for time, if you can't go as planned, then the three of us will have to go to Longyang first!"
Asking Daomen and the other three parties is not a good stubble, they wish that there would be an accident on Yunji's side, and they would get a lot of benefits, so how could they wait for Yunji?
Yun Ji gritted his teeth and responded: "There is no accident on our side, I agree to leave now!"
After the first thunder sounded, more and more thunder sounded one after another.
Yun Ji pondered, the more at this time, the more he couldn't be in a hurry, he Yun Ji, he must come up with the most suitable plan.
All the other monks didn't dare to make a single sound, for fear that their own voices would affect Yun Ji's thinking.
Yun Ji raised his head suddenly, and swept his gaze to Lei Dong, who was dead on the ground.
If it weren't for Yun Ji's gaze, everyone would have always thought that the thunder on the ground was just a dead corpse.
And it was at this time that Lei Dong rubbed his eyes and woke up.
"Where is this, where are so many monks, people say that they will be unlucky to see monks, and after seeing so many monks, is it possible that I will be unlucky today?"
Lei Dong muttered to himself, and suddenly a clever man jumped up.
Oh!
So many monks, at first glance, are from Baiyun Temple, the master and apprentice and the Baiyun Temple are mortal enemies, and they are on the side of the master and apprentice, then they are also the mortal enemies of the Baiyun Temple, so to speak, they are sheep into the tiger's mouth at the moment? And how does this feel like a little sheep, into the tiger's mouth of forty or fifty big tigers?
Lei Dong didn't want anything else, turned around and ran.
But a suction force sucked his back, making him unable to move forward in the slightest.
Lei Dong's mind turned quickly, he knew that he had been manipulated by Master Yunji, and the difference in cultivation between them was too far, he couldn't escape by escaping, since this was the case, there was only flickering.
After making up his mind, Lei Dong immediately turned around and pretended to be cute, blinking his eyes and greeting everyone: "Hello masters, all the masters have worked hard, the little ones don't know that the masters are here, and I ask the masters to forgive me, the little ones will be cattle and horses in the next life, and they are all willing to serve the masters, but today I really don't know how I got here in a daze, and I ask the masters to forgive me, if the masters don't have anything else, then the little ones will leave......"
Lei Dong said that, and pretended to escape.
Yun Ji no longer cast a spell to drag him this time, but slammed the Zen staff towards the ground.
In the dust, Lei Dong didn't dare to run, he changed his tactics, grabbed his crotch and began to pretend to be obscene again: "This master, don't scare me, the small bladder is too small, as soon as you scare my bladder, I will pee as soon as the bladder is tight, master, you are merciful, and you will not let the little one suffocate to death, right? Master, master, I beg you, I beg you, it is embarrassing to pee on the street, there is a pit on the opposite mountain, let me do it there?"
Lei Dong's crotch grabbing action, frowning expression, and Lianzhu's witty words can simply win the performance award of the Eastern Xuan Realm.
There were a few immature arhats in the crowd, and they couldn't help but laugh when they heard Lei Dong's words. But there are also some who show contempt, how can this obscene person who grabs his crotch in public get into the eyes of their genius?
Yun Ji frowned slightly: "Don't talk nonsense, let me ask you, why did you come up the mountain?"
Lei Dong trembled: "The small one is to go up the mountain to collect medicine, and the cure is the small cystitis, master, let me go to the mountain to pee first?"
"Presumptuous!" Yun Ji shouted angrily, and then asked again, "Then why are you wearing monk's robes again?"
Lei Dong was so frightened that he squatted on the ground, trembling and said: "I heard that Baiyun Temple is going to ban the mountain today, and no one can enter or leave except for the monks, so I got a monk's robe...... Oh, when it comes to this forbidden mountain, I have something to say, I originally thought that the evil demons outside the sky were fake, but as a result, when I went up the mountain, I looked, Mom, the black pressure was all bean ghosts, many, ......many,
"Don't talk nonsense!!!!!!!" Yun Ji was moved by thunder, his lungs exploded, he was the abbot of Baiyun Temple, and he actually asked a word and was also diverted by the other party to this and there, can he not be angry?
It's a pity that there is one less Arhat species at this moment, and this person can just go up the mountain on behalf of that Arhat, otherwise according to his nature, it would be strange if he didn't execute the other party on the spot.
He didn't bother to ask any more, and shouted to an arhat behind him: "Lingzhi, fork him up for me!!!!"
The one called Lingzhi really stepped forward in a few steps and held down the thunder.
Lei Dong called: "Ask the master to spare my life, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm blinded by the bean ghost, I don't know how I bumped into you, I may not be in the right mood for today's bladder inflammation, but I can't be blamed for this, there are thousands of guilts, and the patient is not guilty of vomiting...... All of a sudden, I want to ask you, by the way, why did you want to arrest me......"
"Shut up!! close his mouth!!!! "Lingji was about to have a nervous breakdown.
The one called Lingzhi had never seen the abbot master lose such a big temper, so he hurriedly formed a Buddha seal and buckled it towards Lei Dong's mouth.
The thunder is quiet, and the world is finally quiet.
As soon as the heavens and the earth were quiet, the sound of thunder and lightning began to sound again.
Yun Ji took the lead and walked in the direction of Longyang Peak, commanding as he went: "Take this person up the mountain, this person's Buddha fate is secretly knotted, just for the dead Arhat species!"
Cloud Dao Buddhism is profound, and some of the details of the thunder have been detected, and he wondered: "But I feel that this kid has the cultivation of true yuan power in his body, could he be Lu Yuanzi's spy?"
Yun Ji shook his head: "I just grabbed the knowledge of the Immortal Distance, there is no situation to indicate that this person is Lu Yuanzi's spy, he should have happened to bump into here, and, according to my preliminary judgment, he is only level 9 in the Dansha Realm, and he has not suddenly shattered the Dan Realm, compared to the spiritual wisdom, it is a whole level 10 levels worse, so there is no need to be afraid." ”
Lingzhi saw that Yun Ji mentioned himself, his face was excited, and he couldn't help but talk: "Uncle Yundao, please rest assured, a Dansha Realm level 9 cultivator is just a true cultivator, and I will definitely not let him have an accident." ”
After Lingzhi brushed his sense of existence, he couldn't help but ask: "I'm very curious, doesn't the prayer platform have to be a monk or above to go up, and this person is not even a monk, how can the master let him go up?"
Lingzhi's words also spoke the hearts of most people, and it was difficult for them to guess, how did this stranger have the fate of going to the Buddha altar?
Yun Ji said as he walked forward: "Providence, according to the knowledge of the dead world, this person killed the bean ghost all the way up the mountain, the most important thing is that he happened to hit the weakest moment of Kezan, and mistook Kezan for the bean ghost to kill, killing Kezan alone, can kill three thousand demons, plus he was hit on the forehead by Lu Yuanzi, which is equivalent to opening the door of Buddhism, so he is due to fate, and at this moment he is already level 1 in the monk realm." ”
Lei Dong's experience made a group of monks envious, and one of the senior monks couldn't help but sigh: "At this time, this adventure is happening, could it be that this kid is actually related to Lei Chi?"
Yun Dao shouted: "Nonsense! How can his fate be as heavy as my Baiyun Temple, it is my Baiyun Temple and Lei Chi that have a fate, so in the absence of one person, the ingenuity of heaven and earth will make up for one person." ”
Lingzhi also echoed: "Baiyun Temple is expanding day by day under the leadership of the master, thanks to the master's good management of the temple, as long as we can get benefits from outside the sky net this time, our Baiyun Temple must have to create new heights!"
Although Lei Dong's mouth was sealed, his ears were clear to hear, and he didn't know until this moment that he had unconsciously participated in an activity to pray for the Buddha, and the movement of praying for the Buddha should be related to the crossing, right?
He was so happy, if he was really a natural traverser, he could be entangled in this traversal event under such circumstances.
But in fact, he only thought about half of it, and it was not just luck to be able to get such an opportunity, but also half of it, but Lu Yuanzi founded it for him, and he just didn't know the details.
And just when he was secretly happy in his heart, a cold yuan force suddenly invaded his bone marrow, and that kind of pain was only known to him. But he couldn't scream, because his mouth had been imprisoned by his mind at the moment.
He turned his head and saw the sneer of Lingzhi and a few Arhats around him, this Yuan Li was transmitted by Lingzhi, it was obvious that Lingzhi and those Arhats were very uninterested in his sudden opportunity to go to the Buddha Prayer Platform, he had an intuition that these guys would not let go of themselves.
He gritted his teeth, since you don't want to let go of your brother, then when the time comes, don't let you go!