Chapter 43: His Grandpa's Grandma
In this way, a group of monks carried the thunder and quickly came to the bottom of Longyang Peak in the north.
As soon as he arrived at the bottom of Longyang Peak, Yun Ji lifted the prohibition of thunder, he took out a black pill from his sleeve, and said: "Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, you can kill the praise with the cultivation of Dansha Realm, even if it is a coincidence, it also shows that the donor has a big opportunity, and those who have a big opportunity will naturally not be crazy and stupid, what we just said, the donor must have heard it, so this time, please ask the donor to go to Longyang to help me complete the trip to pray for Buddha in Baiyun Temple!"
This time, Lei Dong didn't make any more trouble, and if he made trouble again, Lingzhi wanted to seal his mouth again, he just kept promises while looking at the black pill in Yun Ji's hand: "The abbot is reasonable, the little one is willing to pray for the Baiyun Temple to come to the stage, and the little one is also willing to make cattle and horses for everyone, but the little one doesn't like to take medicine since he was a child, everything can be promised, it's just a matter of taking medicine, never good!"
"You are really a smart person!" Grabbing his Lingzhi snorted coldly, and stretched out his hand towards Yun Ji, "Master, give me the Life and Death Pill, I'll feed him!"
Yun Ji handed the pill to Lingzhi, and then said to Lei: "This is the pill of life and death, I personally refined, peerless and unsolvable, this prayer to the Buddha is my white cloud plan, I am also forced to make this decision, if you can help me succeed, after coming back, you can enter my temple to visit my Buddha, you can also get other boundless benefits, but if you pray for the Buddha because of you, then when you come back, it is the moment when the soul is scattered." ”
Yun Ji obviously wanted others to eat his poison and listen to his dispatch, but the way he spoke was still high-sounding and gentle.
Lei Dong couldn't help but grit his teeth, you old bald donkey, if you are really forced to make such a decision, then why do you usually practice this life and death pill, is it possible that you are forced to do it all the time on weekdays?
"I don't eat !!!!!" Lei Dong shouted angrily, he was powerless to resist at this time, and the anger in his heart could only be turned into this roar to vent, forcing my brother to eat this harmful thing, Yunji, you are dead!
"Boom-"
A heavy punch smashed on Lei Dong's stomach, and the meteorite-like power hit Lei Dong covered his abdomen and hooked his waist, and he almost opened his mouth to spit it out.
"Amitabha!"
Yun Ji and Yun Dao didn't step forward to stop it, but his grandfather was reciting the Grandma Sutra on the side.
Lei Dong was about to scold his mother, but the back of his neck was tight, and then he tilted his head and was lifted up by Lingzhi's back-crossed neck.
A mass of black pill rudely stuffed into Lei Dong's mouth, followed by a large fist, smashed into Lei Dong's jaw.
Lei Dong didn't know whether the thing had slipped into his stomach or fallen into his trachea, his eyes rolled his head again and again, and he coughed violently.
Yun Dao seemed to be a little unbearable, he squinted his eyes and glanced at Lei Dong, and said to Yun Ji: "Senior brother, the next matter, leave it to their juniors to deal with, here the Heavenly Dao is uncomfortable, how about we quit Longyang first?"
Yun Ji is another sentence of his grandfather's grandmother Sutra: "Amitabha!"
Then, the two of them didn't come up to persuade them, but his grandfather ran away with his grandmother!!!!!!!
Thunder that hate!
"Bang-Porphyry-Phi-Boom-"
When Yunji Yundao took all the monks away, the arhats were even more ferocious, and only Lingzhi started alone, but at this moment, it turned out to be seventeen together, that kind of hatred for Lei Dong, they couldn't do it if they didn't rape their wives!
Legend has it that Arhats are all muscles bulging and their limbs are open, is there a swelling all over the body like Lei Dong, and there are bags everywhere?
"Are you convinced?" After the thunderous beating was dying, Lingzhi pulled the thunderous hair and asked sharply.
"I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it a long time ago!" Lei Dong's whole face was bruised, and the aggrieved expression showed that he was truly convinced.
"After taking it, go up the mountain, you go to the rear, obediently follow and don't lose it, you will do whatever you want!" Lingzhi in order to show his courage, he actually dared to ask Lei Dong to go to the rear, it was obvious that he had already eaten Lei Dong, and Lei Dong did not dare to escape.
"Yes!" Lei Dong crawled obediently to the back of the line, so good, how could he be so well-behaved?
"Let's go!" Ling Zhi saw that there was a thunderous movement, and with a big hand, he led everyone from the north to officially enter Longyang Peak.
Lei Dong groaned at the end, and couldn't help asking: "Masters, first of all, the small one, the small one has been completely convinced, so you must not hit me again, the little one is a little bit unintelligible, I want to ask you, how can Master Yunji be such a merciful person, how can he bear to watch you beat me?"
One of the monks replied with a loving attitude: "Let's let you obey thoroughly! We are practicing the Arhat Dao, but we are not some kind of compassion, if we want to kill, we will kill, if we want to fight, we will all kill gods in the future!"
"No wonder Arhat is so vicious...... Oh, no, no, no, the little one is wrong, it's Yingmeng Wu [Brother]!" Lei Dong sighed, and then asked, "Then have you ever heard of a person nicknamed a violent monk?"
Violent monk is the honorific title of Lu Yuanzi in Lei Dong's mind, as soon as he heard these little monks say, Lei Dong couldn't help but think, the reason why Lu Yuanzi is so ruthless is probably the Arhat Dao of cultivation, right?
"What kind of violent monks? We are violent monks!"
One arhat said, the other arhats immediately subordinated, and the other monks were compassionate, but they were using violence as capital, and being able to be violent was their pride.
Lei Dong smiled evilly, humming, it turned out to be Luohan Dao, can you Luohan pass Lu Yuanzi? I think that my brother was forced by him to be anxious that day, and he also exploded with one kick, kicking him [fried fritters] into [fried fritters], and it hurts when he pees in three days...... You little Arhats, why do you have a hunch that the opportunity to repair you is not far off?
"Smack-"
Another thunderbolt exploded, just at this moment, but it did not explode into the sky, but exploded directly on the top of Longyang Mountain.
At this time, everyone was less than 100 meters away from Longyang Peak, which meant that the thunder and lightning at this moment were almost exploding above everyone's heads.
This overflows Longyang, but it is the real thunder of the Xuanyuan Thunder Pool!
On the top of Longyang Peak, a placenta-like thunderbolt suddenly dispersed, and the usual thunder and lightning always exploded and dispersed, but this thunder and lightning lingered in the air for more than ten seconds before resting.
Before the thunder people had time to feel the magic of the thunder elephant, they felt a shock to the mountain, and then their feet trembled, and Lei Dong hugged a big tree next to him in time, and did not fall, and the seventeen Arhat species, except for the first three or four who stood in time, the rest of the people were all shocked to the ground.
The feeling that the hard dragon of the earth abyss couldn't resist the suppression of the burning yuan, and suddenly rose from under the thunderous crotch, and he secretly screamed, damn, when he came out of the hole, didn't Lu Yuanzi eat cold snow ice lotus seeds for himself, how could it be like this?
Then, when he looked at those arhats, which of those arhats wasn't small and straight, and his face was full of mellowness?
It's no wonder that Lei Dong has a treasure like Cold Snow Ice Lotus Seeds, and they are all confused by the wild breath of Brother Xuanyuan, how can these broken people who don't know what to use to calm the momentum in the morning, how can they not be infected by Brother Xuanyuan?
"Heaven and earth are gone, wild thunder will be released, the Xuanyuan Thunder Pool will explode immediately, rush to the peak!"
The Lingzhi who started the head didn't have time to cover his crotch at this moment, so he took all the Arhats and rushed to the peak with guns.
At this time, Lei Dong was naturally not far behind, he secretly lucked the dantian, and chased quickly, and the speed was not slower than those Arhat breeders.
Lingzhi is worthy of being the head of these eighteen Arhats, and under his hard rush, the rest of the Arhats are like a group of crazy cheetahs, and their speed is a hundred times faster than just now.
In less than eight seconds, everyone just used the grip of their hands and the force of their feet to rush for twenty or thirty zhang in a row, and pulled up the ridge of Longyang Peak.
Lingzhi suddenly remembered the thunder that was caught to make up the numbers, will he be too far behind?
But when he turned his head to look for Lei Dong, Lei Dong was already out of breath and followed the last Arhat and jumped onto the peak.
"Hey, Senior Brother Lingzhi, you've finally arrived!"
A voice rang out, breaking the silence of the moment.
At this time, there were already many people standing on the ridge of Longyang Peak, and the one who made the voice at this moment was the proud disciple of Dao Wentian, the master of the Dao Gate. Daomen is not known for its large number of people, at this moment Dao Ming is standing in the east with six other disciples, since it is seven people, the formation they are going to use to break through the sky net is very likely to be [Seven Stars Ask the Sky].
To the south is the people of the Moyi Hou Mansion, the leader is a little handsome, wearing a black robe, sassy and heroic, it is the Moyi Hou Mozi, Mozichuan, Mozichuan has eight guards, the Moyi Marquis Mansion is more mixed, these people should not have the other three sects to cooperate tacitly, but there must be more powerful talents than these three sects, and the number should be more.
The leader in the west is the lord of the Dixian Mansion and the beloved disciple of Qingluan Fangcao - Qingluan Xiaoxiang, people are as their name suggests, that is beautiful, Lei Dong can't help but think, this Qingluan Xiaoxiang is so beautiful, the master Qingluan Fangcao, whose name is more beautiful than her, will people also be more beautiful?
Because the eldest brother Xuanyuan, who created evil, exploded the common bar of men, so ...... The six Miao Xian'er brought by Qingluan Xiaoxiang didn't dare to look directly at all the other boys present, so they could only move their eyes to Lei Dong's body, and then, they swept to Lei Dong's place from time to time, they were curious, other males on this peak ridge were barred, and the handsome guy on the opposite side, why didn't they react?
Lei Dong was seen by these wonderful eyes, the one who was hairy in his heart, the one who was in a cold sweat, and the one who was wronged in his heart, fortunately, these guys were not as good-looking as Ji Liyu and couldn't arouse his interest, so his levers were still at ease.
And then...... Why is Qingluan Xiaoxiang also curious, why does Qingluan Xiang'er turn her head sharply to stare at the thunderous bar, and then, her eyes suddenly straighten forward?
Okay, the eyes of other wonderful people can stand it, but this Qingluan Xiaoxiang, he really can't stand it, he is still thinking in his heart that you are not as good as Ji Liyu, but his bar has already raised his head.
Actually, he wore two pairs of monk's pants today, but ...... So it can be proved that Lai Shufu said that Lei Dong wore too few pants to get up that day, he was lying at all!
Qingluan Xiaoxiang blushed in fright, and his eyes immediately retracted into his sockets, and then his whole body trembled slightly, and he gently took a small sip to the side, it was really just a small mouthful, and the total saliva was no more than three stars at most, but the contempt for this man had exceeded the scope of quantity!
Lei Dong was so frustrated, the cucumber strips immediately wilted.
[In order to hollow out my mind to write this chapter, I almost pumped out my brains, and you don't have any collections, red tickets, and rewards????]