Seeing that everyone was already laughing, An Wenyi also continued with a smile: "Although I can't write a lot of words, but fortunately, our chef's cultural level is not high, no matter if I use a typo, pinyin, or an abbreviation, he just can understand it." ”

"Now that I think about it, that chef is really my confidant!"

An Wenyi's face was emotional, this was not pretending, but really emotional.

Chen Guo looked at the time and hurriedly urged: "Go on, everyone will speak truthfully for five minutes, you have only spoken for three minutes, and there are still two minutes for the speech." ”

An Wenyi had no choice but to think about it, and then said slowly: "Sometimes I will meet particularly picky customers, and sometimes I will meet those customers who are particularly difficult, but in fact, most of them are peers." ”

"Once a big brother from the next store came to our store, and he came to us and ordered a stir-fried pork with green peppers, but he vomited after the first bite, and then said that our meat was not fresh."

"I laughed at the time, I said big brother, how fresh are your words, the fried pork with green peppers you ordered is only ten yuan a piece, can fresh meat be sold so cheaply?"

Hearing An Wenyi's words, Chen Guo immediately interjected and said angrily: "Your restaurant sells stinky meat??? ”

Chen Guo is in an Internet café, he orders takeout almost every day, and anyone who has eaten fast food knows that what he hates most is that the meat is not fresh and disgusting!

An Wenyi hurriedly waved his hand: "Just kidding, that sentence just now was a joke, in fact, our meat was bought by the boss in the early morning when the boss went to the vegetable market, but I knew that the eldest brother came to find fault on purpose, so he said that." ”

Chen Guo rolled his eyes: "What about the back?" People say that your meat is not fresh, what do you do? ”

An Wenyi said: "We can only make a new one, but the customer is still not satisfied, so then our head chef came out, he said: It's okay, give this customer a free order, tomorrow we will go to their restaurant to eat, see how fresh their meat is." ”

Chen Guo laughed: "Haha! Or is this head chef with brains. ”

An Wenyi is helpless, is this saying that we have no brains?

Duan Yu urged on the side: "What is the result?" Did you scare that customer? ”

"Of course, when this eldest brother heard this, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly said: Don't, don't, our meat is as fresh as yours!" An Wenyi said.

"Poof!

！ Tang Rou, who had not spoken, poofed, laughed directly, and sprayed a face of foam on Duan Yu's face.

Duan Yu was about to reach out to wipe the saliva foam off his face, but he was glared at by Tang Rou, and his eyes were clearly saying: You actually wiped my saliva, you dislike me!

Seeing Tang Rou's complaining eyes, Duan Yu had no choice but to take his hand back, and then secretly grabbed Tang Rou's little hand, held it tightly in the palm of his hand, and secretly scratched Tang Rou's palm with his fingers as a punishment.

Because in public, even if her palms were tingling and itchy, Tang Rou didn't dare to struggle.

Except for Tang Rou who squirted with laughter, everyone couldn't laugh anymore.

I have to say that the Xingxin team is really full of talents, it turns out that An Wenyi still has such a funny side, although I don't know if his stories are true or false, just the level of telling jokes is really extraordinary.

Wu Xuefeng held back a smile at this time, stood up and applauded, and then his eyes glanced at the light next to An Wenyi again: "Okay, good, well, let's ask the light to talk about it." ”

"Ahh I? I ......" Yuguang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to ask him to speak, this, where does he have An Wenyi's eloquence.

"That's it, I heard that you are also a college student, or a top student in the mathematics department? Tell me, why did you run to play glory as a mathematician and join a professional team? Did you have any part-time jobs before joining the professional team? Wu Xuefeng asked.

"This ......" Blur stammered.

Wu Xuefeng's face sank, and he pretended to be angry and said, "What? You don't mean anything to us? If you don't tell your teammates the truth, do you want to run and tell the truth to your enemies? ”

Wu Xuefeng is worthy of being the first generation of "Communicative Flowers" of glory, this language ability is really extraordinary, and the shy personality is stimulated by Wu Xuefeng's sharp words, and he was suddenly stimulated by success.

Yu Guang sighed, as if he had mustered up enough courage for himself, and then he spoke: "Okay, in fact, I have also worked part-time, but I don't work part-time, I go to study part-time." ”

"Oh? What do you study part-time? It was Chen Guo who was asking, and looking at Chen Guo's curious look, Xingxin's first gossip was well deserved.

"Learn to be a nurse." Yu Guang said very embarrassedly, even if his voice was small, his face turned red after speaking.

"Poof! You're a man, studying nurse?? Chen Guo snorted and laughed directly.

The other people in the room also showed a hint of a smile.

It is indeed a very strange thing for a man to learn to be a nurse, just like a woman to learn mechanical maintenance.

"You study as a nurse, your classmates around you, no one laughs at you?" Duan Yu asked curiously.

"I didn't choose to study nursery, I was transferred by our school, and there are only three boys in our major." Yu Guang hurriedly said.

"Will people look at you strangely?" Duan Yu continued to ask.

Yu Guang nodded: "Boys studying nurses, sometimes they do get some discrimination. ”

"It's normal, understandable." Wei Chen lit a cigarette, and his head shrouded in smoke kept lit.

"What do you understand? You've studied nursing too, huh? Chen Guo on the side glared and said.

"Hehe, the dog doesn't study nursery, aren't I comforting people?" Wei Chen smiled, and the bare face on the other side was almost green.

Elder brother! Are you comforting? You're clearly calling me a dog!

"Ignore him, you continue." Wu Xuefeng forcibly held back a smile and said with a serious face towards the light of the sky.

Mitsu took a breath, and then continued: "Once, when we had a reunion with our high school classmates, and when we were asked what profession I was studying, I said that I was studying nurses, and a few classmates laughed and said, "Ignorance, you are a man, how can you be a nurse?" You're not going to be one of those seniors in nursing school, are you? ”

"I was so angry that I said why should I go to see my school sister? Can't I go to school? After he finished speaking, his face turned red.

But Duan Yu and the others snorted and laughed: "Poof!

Hahaha!

！ ”

Duan Yu looked incredulous: "Is this really what you said?" ”

"Good guy, I can't see it, you are a real man!" The bun invaded and slapped the shoulder.

"It's like me back then!" Wei Chen looked relieved.

Wu Xuefeng rolled his eyes: "What did you commit back then?" Peeking at aunties taking a bath? ”

"Go, go, go! You just peeked at Auntie taking a shower, get out of the way! Wei Chen sprayed Wu Xuefeng's face with second-hand smoke.

Seeing everyone frolicking, Yu Guang felt a lot better and was not so shy, so he continued: "Actually, I think that there is no distinction between men and women who study nurses, not only men can be nurses, men can also be cleaning aunts, and women can also be janitors." ”

"Male nurses actually have an advantage, and compared to female nurses, female nurses are at least a little stronger. When I was working as a trainee nurse, the most common thing I did was carry things for people. ”

"Anything else interesting?" Chen Guo asked curiously.

Yu Guang thought about it for a while, and quickly said: "Another time, the nurse in our department gave an injection to a man, and it hurt people, and they were very angry, and I came to appease them." When I was a trainee nurse, I met patients who didn't trust us very much. One day, a man came to the hospital and said that he had been poisoned by eating puffer fish five days ago. ”

"I said tetrodotoxin is very strong, and if it's poisoning, it's usually not going to work in four to six hours. He said, "I've been eating puffer fish for 24 hours, so isn't that a medical miracle?" ”

"I smiled, and I said: You believe me, you are not a miracle of medicine, but you are not poisoned at all."

"But he didn't believe it, I couldn't help it, so I persuaded him to do a full set of tests, the cost was a total of 6800, as soon as he heard the price, he immediately convinced and said: In this way, then I must not be poisoned."

"Poof! Sometimes money really works! Ha ha! Chen Guo, who had the lowest laughing point, burst out laughing again.

He continued: "When I was a trainee nurse, I went to many departments, and I was more impressed by the fact that the psychosomatic department is a place for patients with psychological disorders to recuperate. ”

Everyone nodded their heads to show their understanding, and then Yu Guang continued: "One of my jobs is to accompany them to dance the five-bird play, so don't look at my small body, I am a martial arts master who can play the five-bird play!" ”

"Poof! Little Brother Ignorance, are you telling the truth? Wait a minute, let's go out and go heads-up? At this time, the bun invaded and stood up and rolled up his sleeves, revealing his biceps muscles.

Ambiguous glanced at it, and his eyes quickly dodged. What kind of joke, he's just joking.

Yu Guang hurriedly changed the topic: "Because I have been a nurse, I am very friendly to the medical staff, once I had a cold and went to the hospital for injections, a nurse came to give me an injection, I saw her very kindly, I said: You were transferred, right?" ”

She looked at me with a look of surprise and said, "How do you know?" I said, because I was also transferred. ”

After saying that, he looked at everyone again, only to find that no one was smiling this time.

Looking at Yu Guang's slightly inquiring eyes, Su Mucheng, who was drunk next to Ye Xiu on the table, gestured: "Hehe, it's a little funny." ”

Yu Guang nodded gratefully, and then said: "Although I am no longer a nurse, as a medical student, I still have mastered some basic skills, especially the three checks and seven pairs of nurses, and I have memorized them well." I'm going to show you about it today. ”

"The three checks are the pre-operation check, the operation check, and the post-operation check. Seven pairs are the bed number, the name, and the drug name...... And also...... I'm sorry...... I forgot ......"

"Poof!

Then everyone laughed.

Seeing everyone laughing, Yuguang felt much more comfortable, and felt that it was very valuable for him to talk about these things.

So he went on to say, "Well, in order not to cause trouble to the country, not to cause trouble to the medical industry, I gave up as a nurse and turned to concentrate on my math homework." ”

"It can be said that the current prosperity of my country's medical industry is inseparable from my departure. Okay, that's all I have to say, thank you. ”

After speaking, without waiting for everyone to react, Yuguang bowed politely to everyone, and then sat down with a red face.

The sentence behind the light is simply too shameless, originally everyone wanted to laugh at the light of the light, but the light ended too quickly, and it didn't give everyone a chance to refute at all.

"Bang bang bang!

”

The crowd could only applaud helplessly, this ignorance, sure enough, applied mathematical actuarial science to the speech, and the calculation was dead.

"Good! It's a good point, I can't see it, we mathematicians still have good eloquence! ”

After a while, Wei Chen stood up and interrupted the applause, his eyes swept over Qiao Yifan, and said loudly, "Next, I invite our introverted prince, Qiao Yifan, to give a speech." ”

Hearing Wei Chen's words, Wu Xuefeng was very surprised: "Is he very introverted?" I just came here yesterday, and I saw him running, but he also took the initiative to greet me, shouting one by one, not like an introvert. ”

Wei Chen shook his head and smiled: "That's because you don't know him, he's notoriously introverted." ”

Although he is a little shy, he is not introverted. But Qiao Yifan is different, Qiao Yifan is not only shy, but also very introverted.

Introverts don't like to talk to people, and Mo Fan is no different.

"yes, then I'll take a good look." Wu Xuefeng looked curious, he didn't know how to say the truth for five minutes, what kind of truth he would say, so he turned his head to look at Qiao Yifan, "Come on, Qiao Yifan." ”

Qiao Yifan didn't hesitate, cheered himself up, then stood up and bowed to everyone: "Hello everyone, I'm Qiao Yifan." ”

"Because of some of my experiences in Weicao, many people know me, and they all know that I am very introverted." Qiao Yifan said, his eyes glancing towards Wei Chen's side intentionally or unintentionally.

"Many people think that introverts can't talk or go out, but in fact, people who are outdoors can also play outdoor sports."

Qiao Yifan said and looked at Wu Xuefeng: "Senior Wu Xuefeng just now, said that it felt strange to see me running, but in fact, this is not strange, because I am no longer strange." Once I went to play frisbee, someone actually said that Qiao Yifan actually went to play frisbee! ”

"I wondered, why can't I play frisbee? Even dogs can play frisbee, I'm just an introvert, why can't I play it? ”

After Qiao Yifan finished speaking, his head was raised slightly, as if he was asking the sky.

But at this moment, a deafening laughter rang out: "Poof!

！ I'm laughing to death, ahahaha!

”

Everyone turned their heads to look, only to see Chen Guo holding his stomach with both hands, and the whole person had fallen on the seat.

PS: I'm sorry, the plot has been revised.

Thank you!

Look\full-time master:A sword wind and thunder change\just\remember\live\domain\name\:\w\w\w\.\8\2\z\w\.\c\o\m\