"Frisbee dogs can play...... Poof! Hey, young! No, I'm laughing to death!

Yifan, why are you talking so funny? ”

Chen Guo fell on the seat, holding his stomach with his hands, looking quite painful.

Not to mention Chen Guo, Duan Yu almost didn't laugh out loud.

It's not that this sentence is funny, it's mainly Qiao Yifan's tone of speech, a tone of grievance and grievance, it's quite funny.

Who thinks, Qiao Yifan paused for a moment, and then said: "Of course, they may rather play with dogs than with introverts, although dogs don't talk, they look very outgoing." ”

Qiao Yifan glanced at everyone after speaking, and then said: "Of course, I didn't mean that extroverts are dogs. ”

Burst!

！

Everyone vomited blood!

Not to mention the latter sentence, Qiao Yifan's speech is definitely humorous and funny, without adding the latter sentence "I didn't say that extroverts are dogs", no one will contact them like this at all.

can have this sentence, it is simply a pen of poison, directly poisoning more than half of the people present.

In the Xingxin team, except for Mo Fan, Qiao Yifan, and Yu Guang, the three of them are a little shy, and they are considered introverts, but everyone else is quite extroverted.

That is, all of them are hit.

Uncomfortable for a while, as a representative of the extroverted personality, Wei Chen looked at Qiao Yifan with emotion: "Tsk, don't look at Qiao Yifan introverted, he usually doesn't take the initiative to speak, but Qiao Yifan's heart is also as dirty as honeycomb coal, and extroverts are dogs, which is also quite ruthless." ”

Duan Yu on the side laughed: "Haha! I said it a long time ago, don't look at Yifan honestly, in fact, there is also a black belly potential, I told you before that you still don't believe it, now you believe it, right? ”

Wei Chen nodded: "I believe it, sure enough, the people who follow Lao Ye don't have a good thing." ”

"What do you say??"

"Old Wei, we're not good things, then your things are so good, they're all very good!"

"Boss Wei, the art of war says that those who are superb in martial arts will not hurt others but not themselves, but don't you also pull yourself into the water?"

Wei Chen's words instantly offended all Xingxin, and everyone stood up in protest.

Wu Xuefeng hurriedly acted as a peacemaker: "Okay, okay, we listened to Qiao Yifan tell the truth, and it is not your turn to come to the stage yet." ”

Anyway, he had already left Ye Xiu, Wei Chen couldn't scold him with this, and he was relaxed when he stayed out of the matter.

Wei Chen glanced at Wu Xuefeng gratefully, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, yes, let's listen to Yifan." ”

Everyone glared at Wei Chen's shameless look, and they also gave up one after another.

Wu Xuefeng smiled slightly and looked at Qiao Yifan: "Yifan, you continue." ”

Qiao Yifan rearranged his language for a while, and then said: "In fact, the reason why introverts don't want to go out is mainly because they are afraid of being recognized when they go out. ”

"Why are you afraid of being recognized?" Su Mucheng asked out loud.

After all, she is afraid of being recognized when she goes out, and as a glorious star, she has the most right to speak. Every time Su Mucheng goes out, he must have oversized sunglasses and an oversized cap, for fear of being recognized by fans.

She is a big star, it is understandable that she is afraid of being recognized, and Qiao Yifan is also afraid of being recognized?

Qiao Yifan said with a slightly shy face: "When I was in Weicao, one day I met a person who issued a fitness experience card, I took the card to the gym to experience, and I was sweating in the gym, when suddenly several members of the Zhongcao Hall came over, and one of them pointed to me and said to others: Don't you see that person is not Qiao Yifan, the water dispenser administrator of our Weicao team?" I heard that he is a fool, he never goes out alone, he doesn't laugh, he frowns and worries all day long, but I didn't expect him to come to the gym too. ”

"How can there be such a person? It's too ugly to speak! Chen Guo's brows immediately furrowed, and he looked at Qiao Yifan, with some sympathy in his eyes.

Qiao Yifan was bullied in Weicao, she had also heard of it, but she didn't expect to be bullied like this, and even the people in Weicao's online game department were laughing at him.

Professional players are in front of ordinary players, that is a god-like existence, and the people in the online game department laugh at a professional player, even if it is a professional player sitting on the bench, it is not something that a person in the online game department can laugh at.

It's like a group of CBA players who laugh at the NBA bench players every day. People don't laugh at your technical skills, and if you can't get into the NBA, it's good, so why should you laugh at someone who is more skilled than you?

Qiao Yifan smiled helplessly: "Yes, maybe he thinks he is very honorable like this, that person has a loud voice, I was very embarrassed, but I suddenly had an idea, and suddenly laughed: Hahahaha!" That's right, I'm Qiao Yifan! ”

Seeing this, the man looked at me carefully with a puzzled face, and finally quickly apologized to me, saying: I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person.

Hearing this, Duan Yu finally couldn't help laughing: "Haha, this is indeed okay, other people's impression of you is that you don't speak, you don't like to laugh, you suddenly laughed, he must feel that he recognized the wrong person." ”

Qiao Yifan also smiled, compared to when he was in Weicao before, he was much bolder.

His eyes quickly swept over Xingxin's faces, and then he said slowly: "That's right, I think everyone has a big misunderstanding of introverts in the cognition of introverts. In the eyes of many people, introverts can't seem to be happy, can't go out, can't run and exercise, can't even laugh, let alone laugh loudly. ”

"But in fact, introverts can also laugh, people who can't laugh are not called introverts, that's called depression, I laugh a lot, I laugh when I watch comedy, I laugh when I see jokes, but I only laugh when no one is around."

Qiao Yifan paused after speaking, and then suddenly laughed: "Hahahaha!" ”

After laughing, Qiao Yifan sighed, "Alas! I have given so much for today's Truth or Dare party. ”

"Poof!

Hahahaha!

”

This time it was Duan Yu and the others' turn to laugh, Qiao Yifan, it was too funny.

Seeing everyone laughing, Qiao Yifan also laughed: "In fact, introverts are not unable to socialize, but they don't like to socialize, introversion is not social fear, introversion and social fear are different, like social fear, fear of heights, cleanliness, these are all a disease, but introversion is not, because the disease can be cured, but introversion is not curable, it will accompany you for a lifetime until you end your life." Introversion should be a physical defect that doesn't affect lifespan, and even I will play the role that our introverts will live longer, after all, if life is short, we won't talk nonsense everywhere. ”

"Poof!

！ ”

Duan Yu also folded his hands on his stomach and fell on the seat, obviously unable to laugh anymore.

Among these people present, only Wu Xuefeng and Fang Rui laughed higher, and the others were about to burst into tears at this time.

Looking at the laughing crowd, and then at Ye Xiu, who was drunk on the table, Fang Rui, who had just joined the alliance, had a smile in his eyes.

Lao Ye really didn't lie to me, the people in the Xingxin team are all talents, and they all speak super nicely, no, it's super funny.

Such a happy heart, there is nothing wrong with it!

After Qiao Yifan's speech, Wu Xuefeng didn't let anyone else tell the truth, because everyone was already laughing so much that their stomachs hurt, and if they were asked to continue, they were not drunk one by one, and they would all be laughed to death here.

After a full meal of wine and laughter, Wu Xuefeng also caught the plane overnight.

After all, the mission he came here has been completed, and after many years, he is satisfied to see his old friend again.

It's just that before leaving, Ye Xiu was already drunk and unconscious, so he could only say softly to Ye Xiu in his sleep: "Let's go, team leader." ”

This is the same sentence he said when he retired from the army six years ago and left Jiashi.

Two days after Wu Xuefeng left, the second round of the 10th Glory Professional League also began.

In the second round, Xingxin played against the Baihua team, and the home game was at Xingxin Club.

The Hundred Flowers team is not a weak team, they also reached the playoffs last season, and in the first round, they also caused a lot of trouble for Batu.

And after Yu Feng officially became their new spiritual leader, their state was getting better and better.

The first mad swordsman of the new generation, Yu Feng has already established this name.

The more this is the case, the more scared Zhan Xingxin becomes.

Because they're afraid of losing.

Xingxin is a new team, and if they lose to Xingxin, then they will once again refresh the glory history and become the first professional team to lose to a new team in the first game, the playoffs.

And through the last Xingxin vs. reincarnation game, they saw Xingxin's strength, which is a strong team, a strong team that can't be ignored no matter how the team.

After all, even the reincarnation of the champion almost lost to Xingxin.

So in their opinion, Xingxin is a particularly important opponent. The head-to-head points of the two games are likely to affect the playoff spots this season.

If Xingxin enters the playoffs, then there must be a team that can't make the playoffs, which is a great pressure for the Hundred Flowers team, which is already on the verge of the playoffs.

So when he knew that the first game of the second round was against Xingxin, Baihua began to study the information of Xingxin's team, but the information of Xingxin that could be found was only the last time he played reincarnation and the two games of Jiashi in the finals of the challenge tournament.

In the game of Jiashi, Xingxin showed a wonderful tactical design that was interlocking, but when playing reincarnation, Xingxin did not use tactics at all, but the core heads-up, even so, reincarnation was a narrow victory.

And how terrifying is this season of reincarnation? That was evident from their triumph last season.

Being able to fight with reincarnation like this, Xingxin is terrifying, and it is also a sight to see.

However, from the game between Xingxin and reincarnation, Baihua still saw some famous ones, they felt that there were too many newcomers in Xingxin, and the run-in was not enough, especially after joining Fang Rui, if Fang Rui played, it might be more difficult for them to cooperate.

Therefore, what should we do to deal with Xingxin to hit the key point, and to deal with the team that is not cooperating enough and not having enough tacit understanding?

The answer is very simple, catch him off guard!

Therefore, after studying Xingxin's two games, Baihua decided on the tactical style of the next game: to play fast and slow!

Then for a week, they were practicing their tactics to beat Xingxin in the next game and stand up for their playoff team.

A week passed quickly, and the second round of Glory Season 10 also started at 8 o'clock in the evening.

The most concerned in this round of the game is still Xingxin's game, because of the performance of Xingxin in the last opening game, Xingxin's popularity is not worse than that of the four major teams. Even because of the popularity of the past few days, the popularity value is even better.

In addition, the most watched game should be the Thunder vs. Void game.

Because Xiao Shiqin returned to the Thunder team, and then in this year's summer transfer window, the Thunder also made some adjustments, and since then they have also revealed their ambitions for this season.

And the Void Clan, because it has always been a combination of two ghosts, has always given people the feeling that they can't make a name for themselves. It's hard to get too much attention from a team like this.

But this year is different, because last season, their team produced a great newcomer, the exorcist player: Gai Caijie.

Although among the newcomers last season, the limelight was all taken away by Lu Hanwen of the Blue Rain team, but Gai Caijie's performance last season was remarkable, and his performance was stable and steady, and he had the style of a general.

Beside the glorious and famous double ghost combination, he did not show any panic as a newcomer, let alone the intention of stealing anyone's light, but played steadily and contributed to the team in a low-key manner.

A newcomer with such psychological quality is a player who has the potential to become the core of the team and resist the banner of a team. It's like the waves of the reincarnation team.

In fact, for the Void Clan, fans have been looking forward to having a powerful character to assist the double trick combination, but unfortunately there has never been such a person, and now, such a person has appeared, which is naturally worth the fans' expectations.

Then in the second round of the tenth season of glory, the first battle to start was the void vs. 301, and all Xingxin watched this game.

This game was played and it was a tough game for both sides.

Especially in the team competition, the fight was even more intense, until only the last four people were left in the field, and the winner was decided.

And in this game, the Void team's Gai Caijie performed amazingly and gorgeously, not only scoring the first point for the Void, but also exerting extraordinary strength in the final team battle, and finally helping the team win the game when the total blood volume was already behind.

At the press conference after the game, Yang Cong, the captain of the 301 team, praised and appreciated Gai Caijie without hesitation.

After the Void vs. 301 match, people began to look forward to the next match between Xingxin and Baihua.

On the day of September 13th, Xingxin and Baihua finally met!

What will this game look like? Did the tactics researched by Baihua have any effect on Xingxin?

Can Xingxin continue to play extraordinarily and play an experienced game again?

These are the highlights that netizens are looking forward to, and even more daring netizens predict that Xingxin may be able to defeat Baihua and win the first victory of their career.

And the poor flowers will become a tragic background for Xingxin's rise.

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