Volume 3 Turning to the Goddess Chapter 39 Is it an earthquake?
The baron was full of war, and in an instant the red blood had rushed in front of it, and the baron's right hand was pressed against its head, and his left hand was propped up on the horse's neck.
The crimson dragon aura seemed to have spirituality, and it quickly poured into the red blood horse's body through the baron, and then emitted a high temperature and scorched red blood, trying to slow down its attack.
Soon Crimson Blood felt the obstruction of the crimson dragon breath, and the pain caused by the high temperature made it more and more heroic, desperate to launch a deadly charge!
"Boom!" It howled, as if it were a slogan of its own making.
[Red Blood Horse: Red Blood Expedition, Until You Die!] 】
The corners of the baron's mouth rose slightly, and he said, "TMD, it's more arrogant than my fire, it's okay, come on!" ”
"Boom!" There is no way to avoid it, and one person and one horse are like destroying the world, and finally they collide together with a loud bang!
(Please make up your own brain for the picture, and don't do too much hydrology.) )
What's funny is that this person and horse were all unscathed in the end, but the other people who eat melons are not so lucky.
The unprecedented and powerful concussion and sound frightened Lao Ke and Doctor James who were chatting after dinner in the distance, and fell from their chairs, and suddenly fell into a.
Doctor James broke out in a cold sweat, a few bald hairs on his head were messy, and the Mediterranean hairstyle changed to a sparse bird's nest at this moment.
He hurriedly asked, "What's going on, Mr. Ke, do you know what's going on?" ”
Lao Ke was also stunned, and guessed: "It's not good, it may be an earthquake!" Dr. James, come with me to the bottom of the bed! ”
After saying that, Lao Ke immediately got under the bed and lay down. This is a problem for the obese doctor James Smiths!
He had just eaten enough, and his belly was bulging bigger than that of a 7-month-old woman, so he could squat, but now his life was more important.
He only felt that the whole house was shaking, maybe there was really an earthquake, and in desperation, he could only force himself to lie down and slowly climb under the bed.
It doesn't matter if you don't climb, as soon as you climb, you get stuck in the middle, and your round belly is stuck between the ground and the bottom of the bed, leaving no more gaps.
"Hey, hey!" In order to survive, Doctor James used all his strength, shouting and stuffing himself under the bed!
"Zila!" After a crisp sound, he finally managed to stuff himself under the bed, and at the same time his sacrifice was not small.
The crisp sound announced the tearing of his clothes, and at this moment his underwear was cut by the wooden thorns under the bed, exposing the flesh on his belly.
As for the bed at this moment, the foot of the bed shows a 20-degree inclination angle, slightly tilted, and the two feet at the foot of the bed are also suspended.
In the blink of an eye, it was as if Doctor James had used the bed as a quilt and covered himself.
This situation happened to be clearly seen by Lao Ke under the other bed on the side, he really couldn't help it, laughed, and said:
"I said Dr. James, you really should be thinking about losing weight. Otherwise, in the future, I joked that you have to customize the coffin when you buy it...... Hahahaha. ”
Old Ke had the idea that Dr. James was lying in the coffin, but when the lid was closed, his belly was so big that he held the lid up.
Those 4 coffin nails can't be knocked in! His flesh ...... I can't stuff the meat on his stomach!
At this moment, the two of them felt that the concussion they had just felt was gradually dissipating, as if the whole room had not continued to spin.
After a long time, the baron trotted back with a smile on his face, and when he saw the two men sleeping under the bed, he could not help but be a little puzzled.
"Is there anything interesting under the bed? What are you doing? ”
"Oh oh oh, baron, you're back, we thought there was an earthquake just now! I went to hide under the bed with Dr. James. Lao Ke replied as he got up.
But Dr. James on the other side was not so calm......
"Hey...... Yikes! Yikes! Yikes...... Help me, I can't get up, I'm going to be overwhelmed by the bed! ”
He originally wanted to push the bed up with a bench press and slowly roll out by himself, but he found that he didn't have enough strength and was crushed to death.
When the group pushed the bed away and lifted Dr. James up, they found him dirty, his clothes in tatters, not wrapped at all, and the flesh on his stomach popped out.
"Why are you so embarrassed? Did you get into a fight with the bed? Draxle asked, unsure of the situation.
"Hey, it's hard to say, I'll rinse it first." Dr. James was embarrassed.
At this time, Lao Ke asked, "Baron, do you know what happened just now?" All of a sudden, my house shook completely! ”
"Oh, it's nothing, I just had a little conflict with the sweaty BMW, and now it's resolved. This horse is called Red Blood, and it has so much strength, hahaha. ”
"Conflict? Settle...... Solved? You're not going to get your hands on it, are you? Hearing the word solution, Lao Ke thought of other aspects.
"No, no, no, I've healed it! But Lao Ke, I may need to trouble you to call someone to clean the racecourse, that's really ...... ,,. ”
"? What the hell is going on, Baron? Now Lao Ke didn't understand it even more.
"That's the ......," said the baron, beginning his explanation.
It may be that he doesn't look down on the rest of the horses around him who are not so good on weekdays, so Red Blood doesn't move much with them.
After a long time, its exercise has not been up to standard, and no one dares to approach it and drive it, so more excrement has accumulated in the body.
Just now, I played with it for a while, and after a collision, the movement made its stomach and intestines "pop", and it only felt a sharp pain in its stomach, and then pulled a ......
It can be said that now the whole horse farm is filled with the smell of.
"Baron, what do you mean, that now that it is finished, it is refreshed, its ears are better, and its temper is milder?"
"That's right, you can check it out later. But first you have to ask someone to clean up the horse farm, trust me, you won't want to smell that smell......"
Recalling the old he had just smelled, Draxel felt sick again......
Just then, the system went online again.
[The task is completed, and the sweat and blood BMW is successfully solved to solve the problem of constipation.] 】
[System prompt: I think the red blood will be willing to travel with you next.] 】
No problem, but the system, I think before this, I plan to go to town and buy a few more pairs of laxatives, let it be clean all at once, and it will be a thousand miles until dawn.
In this way, so as not to cause endless trouble, in case it starts to lose its temper again along the way, it is not good.