Volume 3 Turning to the Goddess Chapter 40 Damn Bearded Old Thief

[System prompt: Are you not afraid to use laxatives to remove the anus? 】

What are you afraid of, it's really prostration, and then use a pair of antidiarrheal drugs!

......After answering this sentence, the system took the initiative to go offline, and it really didn't bother to pay attention to this baron with a clear brain circuit.

But what the system didn't expect was that this guy's goods were not a joke, he really planned to go to the pharmacy in the town, ready to grab a pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheal drugs.

It just so happened that the doctor James also returned after a simple wash, but his clothes were damaged, and he put on the bath towel from Lao Ke's house.

The bird's nest hairstyle that fluttered in the wind before has also been simply managed, and it has returned to the decent Mediterranean.

"Well, Doctor James, please write a prescription for the red-blooded horse, and prescribe a pair of laxatives and an antidiarrheal drug, so that your healing task will be completed, and you will go back and explain to Her Majesty the Goddess."

"What...... What do you mean? Hearing such a strange request from the Baron, James was confused.

"Oh, I'm too lazy to explain so much, you just listen to me."

"No! Count Drasel, you must know that I am a true doctor! I will never prescribe medicine indiscriminately, unless you have a reasonable basis, otherwise, I will not write a prescription for you! ”

This unequivocal answer from Dr. James made the Baron feel good for him, and although he was bald and fat and gluttonous, he was a simple and honest man after all.

And for medical skills and prescribing medicine, he has his own persistence and focus, and is even not afraid of power, which is very good and admirable.

This also made the baron want to poach him even more and join his own team.

"Okay, then I'll repeat the story I just explained to Lao Ke." So, the baron started over again and explained it.

At the same time, he also explained clearly why he needed a pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheal drugs.

Listening to this, Doctor James felt a little bit of truth and replied, "Hmm...... Baron, it's not impossible for you to do this, no one has ever used medicine like this......"

"What are you afraid of, I don't use it on people, it's a horse. I said James, don't be too rigid, you have to be flexible in your treatment, do you have a better way? If not, just leave it to me. ”

Doctor James didn't say anything more, and took out the medical list given by Valkyrie Tianyan, which had the unique seal and banner pattern of Valkyrie Tianyan, and when he saw this, the people in the pharmacy would provide medicine.

He wrote the prescription on it: a pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheals. At the same time, in the lower corner, he signed his name James and finally handed it to the baron with both hands.

As he handed the baron his hands, Dr. James asked:

"My lord, in this case, my mission is complete, right? Excuse me, can I go back to the barracks now? ”

"In such a hurry to leave? Don't you like to get along with me and Lao Ke? Or is the lunch here not delicious enough? ”

"No, no, no, you're mistaken. Lunch was plentiful and tasty. You and Mr. Lao Ke are also good people! But I have to go back to the mission, and I have to change my clothes......"

"This ...... Okay, okay, nice to meet you, Dr. James. Hopefully, we'll have the opportunity to work together in the future. ”

The baron glanced at the bath towel wrapped around his body, although he was reluctant, but he could only release the person first, waiting for the fate in the future.

Immediately afterwards, the baron mounted the sturdy traveling horse he now possessed and hurried to the drugstore.

As he rode, he muttered to the horse, "Hey, old man! I'll have a new peerless horse soon, and when the time comes...... I'll put you in Lao Ke's house to raise you, he is very rich over there, and I believe you can enjoy your old age in peace. ”

The strong traveling horse seemed to understand, and nodded silently a few times, which is the best place for a war horse to have a comfortable place to retire.

After arriving at the pharmacy, the drug grabber was also shocked by the surprised and speechless prescription.

"What do you plan to cure with this pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheal pills?" The drug catcher asked the baron.

The baron was a little impatient and replied: "It's not good for ears." ”

"What!? How do you do it? The pill grabber couldn't believe his ears and even suspected that his ears were bad.

This made the baron even more impatient, a little pill-grabbing passerby, nonsense really Nimado! So he retorted:

"Hey! TMD, my explanation for prescribing medicine, TMD has been talked about twice today!

I will never explain it a third time, I won't say anything three times, do you understand?

Do you see the unique seal and banner pattern of this Valkyrie Tianyan? Follow this medicine list for me, grab your medicine, and shut your mouth. ”

"You can't say anything three times, but just now, you said three TMDs." Those who catch the medicine do not give up.

"I TMD...... You ......" Drassel was speechless for a moment......

"Four times, you're such a strange person, you're weirder than this prescription! Okay, okay, I'll get you right, grab your pair of laxatives and a pair of antidiarrheal pills, and hurry up. ”

This time, it was the turn of the drug grabber to get impatient.

The baron took the medicine and said, "What is your name, the one who grabbed the medicine?" ”

"Everyone calls me Xiao Qi, because I am the seventh person in our family who left my hometown and came out to be a medicine practitioner to purify all sentient beings, and I feel happy to come to this goddess empire to save people."

"Little Seven...... The seventh left his hometown to become a pharmacist and purify all sentient beings...... Very interesting, it seems that you are a good person, please forgive me for being rude and presumptuous just now. ”

Hearing his deeds, he couldn't help but respect the baron. This ordinary medicine catcher actually has such a great sense of benevolence and mission.

The pharmacist Xiao Qi replied lightly: "It's nothing, the person who came a while ago was even more rude than you, and he injured me." ”

These words made the baron interested, and with a little anger, he asked: "Who came here a while ago, how can you bully such a good person as you!" ”

"It's a bearded old man with no nose and no eyes, he often comes to me to take medicine to treat his nose and eyes, I kindly told him how to use medicine, but he bites a good person, hey......"

"It's that old thing again!?"

"Why, his name is Nayan Tulu...... You were also bullied by Nayan Tulu? Xiao Qi looked at the baron and asked.

The baron nodded and said, "Sort of." Xiao Qi, don't worry, I will avenge you in the future, it's nice to meet you, my name is Drassell. ”

"You're Draxle? From the time he entered my pharmacy to the time he left, the bearded man kept saying dirty words to greet your family. ”