Under the call of Teacher Cang (alarm clock), Wang Yixuan turned over and did it, and he was instantly energetic.

But when Wang Yixuan saw the computer's photos of contraception sticking to the bedside and warding off evil spirits at the door, everyone vomited, and the flowers withered, he trembled again, and his legs twitched. was so frightened that Wang Yixuan almost wilted.

"Paralyzed" Wang Yixuan stretched out his trembling hand and decisively blacked it out. I didn't even dare to read the unread messages.

Wang Yixuan sat in front of the computer after breakfast and looked for a job.

Wang Yixuan clicked on a recruitment message called "Ansheng Construction Company": "The company is looking for small workers, architectural designers, small workers are two hundred per day, and two days off per month. Double salary at the end of the year, and a red envelope. The annual salary of architectural designers starts at 50,000 yuan, and a bachelor's degree or above is required. The year-end bonus ranges from 10,000 to 30,000 yuan. ”

"Well, it looks pretty good. The welfare is quite good. Wang Yixuan thought to himself. Wang Yixuan immediately called to make an appointment to apply.

"Whew, I hope I can succeed in applying tomorrow!" Wang Yixuan prayed.

The next day, Wang Yixuan took a car to Fu'an City. After looking for a long time, I finally found "Ansheng Construction Company". After being guided by a beautiful woman at the front desk, I went directly to the 3rd floor and knocked on the door of the office of the human resources department.

"Please come in" came the voice of a middle-aged man.

Wang Yixuan pushed open the door and walked in. I saw a middle-aged man hurriedly put away "Playboy Season 4" in his hand.

After the middle-aged man finished tidying up the suit on his body, he spat and foamed it in the palm of his hand and wiped the hair on his temples, and his hair was shiny in an instant, and Wang Yixuan was speechless for a while. The middle-aged man said: "Ahem, I am Xu Jianbin, Minister of Human Resources, and you are Wang Yixuan." ”

"Yes, I'm Wang Yixuan," Wang Yixuan said.

Wang Yixuan looked at this middle-aged man. This middle-aged man turned out to be bald, slightly chubby, with a big round face, and quite obscene. Only a few hairs fluttered on the top of the head. A slightly fat face, at a glance, I thought it was Tang Dashan in Brother Chao's masterpiece "Breakup ** Division"!

The corners of Wang Yixuan's mouth twitched, and he finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Wang Yixuan, 19 years old this year, studying in a popular science undergraduate university, graduated from the architectural design class" The obscene uncle Xu Jianbin said: "Young man, what position do you want to apply for?"

Wang Yixuan thought to himself: Isn't this nonsense, but he still said with a smile: "Minister Xu, I want to apply for an architectural designer." ”

"What?" The obscene uncle looked at Wang Yixuan in surprise and said, "How old are you, 19, you want to design buildings." Can you draw a good picture now? Did you know that designers have 10 years, decades of work experience? You want to be a designer like a little kid, so you might as well go home and learn how to breastfeed. As I see you'll start as a bricklayer, maybe in 10 years I'll make you a designer!"

"Uncle, you can pit me, you can't be a designer until half of your body is in the ground. Then what's the use of me learning this?" Wang Yixuan said dissatisfied.

"Yes, of course. As the saying goes, gold shines wherever it goes. Now that our construction team has a brick mover, I believe you can make a career with the help of our broad and free platform......" Xu Jianbin said to Wang Yixuan endlessly. Wang Yixuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked, "What is the monthly salary of a brick movers?"

"200 per day, two days off per month, double experience at the end of the year, ah, no, double salary. Staying on the construction site all year round, I believe you can also absorb the essence of design, and our company also has 8 well-known architectural designers in the industry, if you want to be a designer, this is the best choice to come to us. The obscene uncle Xu Jianbin said it in one breath without panting, and looked at Wang Yixuan with exquisite eyes, as if he had seen through what kind of underwear Wang Yixuan was wearing today.

Wang Yixuan felt that he was yy (meaning yin). Thinking of this, Wang Yixuan couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum.

"How's it going, young man. Xu Jianbin asked.

Wang Yixuan did not answer.

"Young man, did you know that a newcomer like you comes to apply for a job at a price of one hundred days. After half a year, there are only 200 a day, and I can't rest for half a year. First, I also gave you two hundred and one days because of your fate, and you can rest for two days just after you come to work. Second, our company is really in urgent need of recruitment. We still have food and shelter here, what are you hesitating about?" the lewd uncle continued with a slight temptation.

Wang Yixuan was indeed a little moved in his heart, but he still asked, "Minister Xu, can't you really let me try?"

"Young lad, you are still young and need to be sharpened. You can't become fat in one bite, don't worry, come to us and work hard, and you can lay bricks next year. Think about it, if you want the workers to listen to you, you can't be better than them? You can't do anything, so you just point fingers at the workers and ask for this and that, can they agree? Can they listen to your arrangement?" Xu Jianbin said softly.

"Well, let me think about it for two days. I'll get back to you in two days. Wang Yixuan said.

"Good, good. Lad, we're the way to go. Trust your own choice. Come to us and you'll be one step closer to success. ”

When Wang Yixuan walked away, the lewd uncle picked up "Playboy Season 4" again.

**

Wang Yixuan returned home, talked to his parents about work, and then decided to go to work in the "Ansheng" company.

At lunch the next day. "Yixuan, I'm going to leave after eating, I have to be careful when I get to the construction site, I've heard about accidents on the construction site. You have to wear a hard hat at work, you know?" said Qin Fang, Wang Yixuan's mother.

"How can you talk like an old woman?" Wang Yixuan's father patted Wang Yixuan on the shoulder and said, "Go over there, work hard, don't do anything that disgraces Lao Tzu." "Got it!" Director Wang!" Wang Yixuan said angrily.

After the meal, Wang Yixuan put on his travel bag and went out under Qin Fang's reluctant gaze.

Fu'an City. "Hey. Mom, I'm here. Well. Feel relieved. Bye-bye" hung up Qin Fang's phone Wang Yixuan came to Uncle Lewd's office, and Uncle Lewd was still holding the copy of Playboy Season 4 with a smile. I didn't even know that Wang Yixuan had entered the door.

"Ahem!" Wang Yixuan coughed dryly.

The lewd uncle woke up, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said to Wang Yixuan with a smile: "Young man, you are here, sit down." The obscene uncle beckoned Wang Yixuan to sit down.

"The young man has thought about it," the lewd uncle asked with a smile.

"Minister Xu, I figured it out, what you said is reasonable, this is a little caution on my part, and I ask Minister Xu to accept it. As he spoke, Wang Yixuan took out a gift box with a red envelope on it. This trick is still what Wang Yixuan's father Wang Qidong told him when he left, saying that it is too realistic in society now, and they all play gifts when looking for a job, why so many college students do not have a job, it is the reason why they are looking for a job and not giving gifts.

The smile on the lewd uncle's face became even stronger, and he said, "How embarrassing is this." Today's young people are becoming more sensible. You can rest assured, the company has me to cover you, rest assured of work, and after a month, I will ask the boss to arrange a master to teach you personally. There is a teacher with you, so you won't take a detour. After saying that, he took the gift box.

"You can go to work tomorrow, you don't have a place to live, I'll take you to the workshop to put down your luggage first." After Xu Jianbin finished speaking, he got up and enthusiastically took Wang Yixuan's hand and walked out.

"Squeak", a sour smell came, Xu Jianbin took Wang Yixuan to a broken place, pushed open the door and covered his nose and said: "Yixuan, these Wang Ba Lambs are usually too lazy and get dirty, don't mind, I'll go back and ask them to clean up." ”

Wang Yixuan's heart was cold. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with a wry smile: "No, Minister Xu, I'm not used to living with others, I can just rent a house by myself, and the price won't be expensive anyway." ”

"Eh" Xu Jianbin pondered for a while and said, "In this way, our company will pay you half of the rent, how about it?"

"Alright then, I'll go find a house first. Minister Xu, see you later. Wang Yixuan replied.

"Okay, you go first," Xu Jianbin said

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