Wang Yixuan, Fang Ling 19, oh, no, he is a man, it should be Gui Geng 19. In the undergraduate school of popular science, I studied architectural design.

When he was in elementary school, he didn't study seriously, and he was called by the teacher to go to the office to study politics, and the teacher asked him what his ideals were in the future. This thing thought about it and said a poem: I want to have a home, there is a family of her, during the day, at night. The teacher is full of black lines: Get out!

In the first grade, Wang Yixuan and other classmates went to climb the window at the back of the school, and the grandson at the next table took a stick and stabbed Wang Yixuan's chrysanthemum door underneath. Forced Wang Yixuan to fall from the window and break his left leg. can only be described as Zhou Lunjie's chrysanthemum remnant and left leg.

In the fourth grade, Wang Yixuan skipped class for the first time and didn't leave the school gate, but the principal walked in from the door very leisurely and asked Wang Yixuan why he didn't go to class

In the final exam of junior high school, I couldn't write the word "Hui" when I wrote the essay. I can't think of it even if I catch dandruff. So I decisively unscrewed the cap of Master Kong's iced black tea bottle, nn bear, and looked at the "thank you for your patronage" bottle cap for 3 years, but at this time it was written "another bottle", Nima, thank you for your patronage after drinking for 3 years, and finally won the lottery. I threw down the pen excitedly, and ran to the commissary to claim the prize, and the invigilator couldn't stop it.

"Uncle, I've won the lottery, another bottle!" Wang Yixuan said to the commissary uncle. I saw the commissary uncle leisurely took out a hookah, lit it and smoked, spit out a smoke ring, "sold out"

Wang Yixuan shattered his eggs after hearing this...... As a result, the iced tea was not replaced by a zero score in the exam, and a mixed doubles meal (played by my parents together) after returning home.

I wanted to learn from Uncle Lei Feng to do a good deed to help my grandmother cross the road, and was hit by a car that ran a red light, but the grandmother saw that the situation was not good, and ran wildly, that speed, Nima, and Xiangfeiren, leaving the tragic Wang Yixuan lying in the middle of the road with his legs twitching, like Xiaoqiang who sprayed pesticides, and then lay in pain on the hospital bed for a month.

I finally got a girlfriend and wanted to raise a goldfish to give to her, but every goldfish didn't live for a week, I wanted to raise a pot of roses to give to her who had wanted to be eaten by birds, and my girlfriend broke up after 3 months, because I didn't give a gift after 3 months of dating.

Wang Yixuan walked down the street in despair, bang! hit the street lamp headlong, the bridge of his nose was crooked, and the nosebleed flowed as if he didn't want money, Wang Yixuan's heart was galloping with 100,000 grass and mud horses, kicking the street lamp to vent his anger, as a result, the street lamp went out, and he was hit by the patrolling police uncle, and was taken away by the police uncle on the grounds of destroying public facilities.

Wang Yixuan was about to cry at that time, who did I provoke whom? compensation of 1,000 yuan, and being taken home by Wang Yixuan's father was another mixed doubles.

When I was in boarding school in junior college, there was not much left of a month's living expenses, and there was 1 cent of money mixed with TM, so Wang Yixuan went to the school supermarket to buy a bucket of instant noodles, and chose a bucket of red packaging, which said BT spicy pickled pepper beef noodles, Wang Yixuan thought: Well. It's not too spicy, fortunately there are not too spicy, otherwise I'll have a nosebleed if I eat it.

tremblingly took out 3 yuan and 5 cents from her pocket, and the proprietress glanced at Wang Yixuan meaningfully, and the goods slipped away with a red face. When I went back to the dormitory and ate it, I realized that this is not not too fucking (bt) spicy, this is fucking perverted (bt) spicy.

After a day of pulling his stomach, he came out of the toilet with trembling legs and walked to the classroom, passing by the girls' dormitory, a sudden gust of wind blew, and a red underwear fell on Wang Yixuan's head. Wang Yixuan took it down and took a look: "Huh, whose 36D?"

"Put down that underwear!" A coquettish cry came, and the people in the girls' dormitory all poked their heads out to look, Wang Yixuan looked up at a 75-degree angle, and instantly the nosebleed was very cooperative. Isn't this the dinosaur princess Zhang Xiaohua from the computer class 2 next door?

Wang Yixuan was really startled, "How did you meet this sow, could it be that this underwear belongs to the sow?"

"Bastard bastard, donkey ball, give me back your underwear. After Zhang Xiaohua finished speaking, she ran down the stairs.

This almost scared Wang Yixuan. pulled out his legs and ran to the men's toilet, and that Xiaohua blocked Wang Yixuan at the door of the men's toilet for a day. Since then, Wang Yixuan has a new name "Little Prince of Milk Cover", which has been spread throughout the popular science and technology school. Even the nearby schools know that the return rate is as high as 90% when walking on the road, and almost everyone will "look back and smile" at Wang Yixuan

At school, few people were willing to make friends with Wang Yixuan. Yes, who would cross the road with the grandmother and be hit by a car, raise goldfish for less than a week, raise flowers and be pecked by birds, and kick the street lamp can be invited to tea by the police uncle. But Wang Yixuan is also happy and quiet, except for going to class and sleeping all day long, I haven't seen him study, but his grades have always been good.

The following year, Wang Yixuan got his graduation certificate as he wished and completed the junior college.

"Hey, after graduation, what kind of work will you do in the future?" Wang Yixuan thought as he walked to the station, "No matter what work you do, you will definitely be unlucky as always." ”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Yixuan fell and threw a vicious.

In the evening, "Wang Jiaxuan has arrived!" The driver's uncle let out a strange roar, which scared Wang Yixuan, who was napping, awake. Wang Yixuan got out of the car with mixed feelings.

"Dad, Mom, I'm back," Wang Yixuan said. "Yi Xuan is back. Wang Yixuan's mother Qin Fang came out and took the bag and said, Qin Fang usually loves Wang Yixuan very much, but as long as Wang Yixuan does something like a jerk, his big ears are unambiguous.

"Dad hasn't gotten off work yet?" Wang Yixuan asked, "In a while, their company has a meeting tonight." Say there is something important to say. Qin Fang replied.

"Oh, Mom, I'll go back to my room and play with the computer for a while. Wang Yixuan said.

"Okay, you go play for a while, I'll cook, I will prepare your favorite pork belly for you today, and cook back to the pot for you tonight." Qin Fang said to Wang Yixuan.

"Okay, mom loves you to death!" said he went back to his room.

Wang Yixuan opened the laptop computer and entered the boot password: 0438438 boarded the long-lost QQ. It's still the same as ever.

Wang Yixuan is reading a novel, "Didi Didi".

"Huh?" Wang Yixuan called the dialog box, only to see a person named "Innocent Little Princess" send a sentence, "Are you Wang Yixuan?"

Who is this man? Wang Yixuan replied with doubts, it is the love of people and sluts, the flowers bloom, and the car has a flat tire when the car is "The Little Prince" Wang Yixuan is also!

Haha, Brother Yixuan is still as humorous as he was at school. Wang Yixuan thought to himself, is Lao Tzu humorous, Nimana is simply a cheat father, who made Lao Tzu unlucky to pick up the underwear of the dinosaur princess Zhang Xiaohua. also gave Lao Tzu the title of "Little Prince of Milk Cover".

"Yi Xuan came out to eat, and your dad got off work. Qin Fang's voice came from outside the room. "Just come," Wang Yixuan responded and left the room.

"Bastard, did you cause trouble during this time at school?" asked Wang Yixuan's father, Wang Qidong.

"Dad, are you my own father, do you think your son looks like a troublemaker" Wang Yixuan said helplessly, in fact, he still felt very guilty about his parents, and he never let his parents worry about it since he was a child. Either he was hit by a car or broke his leg, in fact, Wang Yixuan didn't want to, who the let him be unlucky, bad luck happened one after another, and he could save his life every time.

As the saying goes, if you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing. Wang Yixuan has always believed in Mencius's last words: "Heaven will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve their bodies and skin." ”

However, this Wang Yixuan is much more miserable than Mencius's last words. This is torturing his mind, hurting his muscles and bones, and abusing his body. What a fool.

"Bastard boy, when have you ever made your parents worry-free, every once in a while there is an accident, there is no place on your body that has not been injured, your mother talks in front of me every day, what kind of trouble has this child made, and accidents have occurred one after another. You are the only seedling at home, you have to be careful in the future. Otherwise, if you can't get a wife, my Wang family will cut off the incense. Wang Qidong said bitterly to Wang Yixuan.

"I know Dad, you eat slowly, I'm full, I'll go back to the room first. Wang Yixuan put down the dishes and chopsticks and walked to the room.

Wang Yixuan clicked on the QQ dialog box and saw that the innocent little princess sent n messages:

Brother Yixuan, what are you doing?

Why did Brother Yixuan ignore me?

Brother Yixuan, where have you been?

Who is it, let's go into the space and see. Wang Yixuan clicked on the space photo of "Innocent Little Princess". "Wow, beauty, it's just that buckteeth are a bit of a bad sight. It looks a little familiar," Wang Yixuan said to himself.

Who are you? Do we know each other?" Wang Yixuan replied.

Brother Yixuan, you finally ignored me, did you forget me so quickly? I'll send you my photo to see.

Wang Yixuan clicked on the photo to take a look. The familiar donkey has cute Qi bangs on its face, a mouthful of delicate buckteeth showing out of the smile, and a nest of freckles like a QR code evenly distributed on the face, plus the small eyes and the collapsed nose, forming a beautiful and penetrating face, which is simply a congenital facial disorder. How can this face be described as "this face is bad", this is simply an insult to this adjective, even if Sister Feng sees this face, she has to bow down and bow down.

Isn't this the "Dinosaur Princess" Zhang Xiaohua from the next class!

Silence is better than sound at this point. Wang Yixuan thought of "Brother Yixuan!" sentence after sentence, and seemed to see the scene of Zhang Xiaohua walking towards him step by step in his mind.

Wang Yixuan was so frightened that he almost urinated.

"Paralyzed" Wang Yixuan fainted very simply