Tame the Monkey King?

Make the audience think I'm fierce?

Floor!

That was not Xu Wenhao's original intention! His original intention is always to earn sentiment points!

So he walked over and patted the monkey king's sturdy shoulder.

The Monkey King turned his head to look at him, and his originally fierce expression instantly turned into admiration the moment he saw Xu Wenhao.

This transition is so obvious that it makes the audience in the live broadcast room look stupid.

Xu Wenhao looked at the Monkey King like this, but he was actually conveying his meaning. The Monkey King understood, turned his head and roared, and hundreds of black monkeys groped and squatted down.

Then the Monkey King looked at Xu Wenhao flatteringly, Xu Wenhao nodded to the Monkey King with encouraging eyes, and then patted his stomach.

The Monkey King looked at the group of monkeys, squeaked a few times, and then saw that more than a dozen monkeys had broken away from the group and scattered in all directions.

Fan: "Big Nose is communicating with the Monkey King?" ”

"My Ma Ye, how do you feel that Xu Wenhao is so coquettish, even the Monkey King can hook up."

"If you don't understand, just ask, I'm new, is the anchor streaming monkey taming?"

"Laughing to death, the king of heaven Xu Wenhao has become a monkey!"

"Brother, even if you don't know Xu Wenhao, don't you read the title when you enter the live broadcast room? This is wilderness survival, your animal tamer runs to the primeval forest to tame monkeys! ”

"You said, Big Nose patted his stomach, did he say that he was hungry, and then the Monkey King asked his men to go down and find food for Big Nose?"

"Is the Monkey King's comprehension ability so strong?"

"I'm a zoologist, the IQ of the average monkey is equivalent to 4 or 5 years old for humans, if it's the monkey king, the IQ can reach the level of a ten-year-old child, it's not difficult to understand the meaning of the anchor, but the difficulty is difficult, how did the anchor tame the pure wild monkey king in such a short period of time?"

"It's you brick again, you don't understand the omnipotence of the big nose."

"Brothers, am I hallucinating, the Monkey King's expression when he looks at the big nose, is he looking at his father who is much stronger than himself?"

"It's very similar, I looked stupid just now, my son made a mistake and wanted to be beaten by me, so he likes to look at me with this expression."

"Poof! I thought it was a hallucination, but now that you say that, I feel much better. ”

......

After a while, the dozen or so monkeys that had dispersed just now really came back with all kinds of fruits, and put them in front of the Monkey King obediently, and then the Monkey King smiled at Xu Wenhao charmingly.

Xu Wenhao nodded with satisfaction and squatted down to find fruit to eat. Under the camera, the audience in the live broadcast room clearly saw that there were blueberries, thick plums, sorghum fruits, raspberries and other fruits.

Fan: "My saliva is going to flow down when I see it." ”

"This is the real wild, raw fruit with no added preservatives!"

"I really don't know how to describe a big nose except for a sass. Drinking millions of soups and eating the fruits of the monkeys' filial piety, is this a wilderness survival? ”

"Fan Ye eats lizards, frogs, insects, and poop, which is really survival. The big nose is purely here for a vacation in the wilderness, it's too sassy, it's too sassy! ”

"Don't say it so absolutely, unless the monkeys can keep following the big nose, the big nose will still face the dilemma of lack of food after all."

"Yes, the beasts in the forest all have their own territory, and it is impossible for the monkeys to cross the boundary."

"It's miserable, I'm going to work, so I can't help but quit the live broadcast room."

"I watched the recording after work, I used to watch Fan Ye's program, but it was not recorded and broadcast."

"But why do you want to watch the recording if there is a live broadcast, the recording is never as exciting as the live broadcast."

......

Xu Wenhao's face was about to laugh. It's not that the fruit is sweet, but the emotional value has exploded by more than two million. It's around seven o'clock on Monday morning, how many people can watch? At most, four million, the high proportion is scary, and when the show is on fire, interested people will watch the recording, so the emotional value will rise according to this ratio, which is really cool and crooked.

After eating his stomach, Xu Wenhao stood up, patted the Monkey King, and signaled that he was leaving.

The Monkey King looked anxious, dancing and squeaking non-stop, which meant to let Xu Wenhao stay, let him sit in the position of the Monkey King, and let the Monkey Concubine pick it.

Pick on you big-headed ghost.

Xu Wenhao smiled bitterly, touched the head of the Monkey King, and continued to walk in the southwest direction without looking back. And the Monkey King led the group of monkeys and followed behind Xu Wenhao, as if he was seeing off and retaining.

After about half an hour, the Monkey King was the first to stop, squeaking and squeaking, and it seemed that he could not move forward any further. An unfamiliar territory represents war, an unknown danger.

Xu Wenhao waved goodbye and left without looking back. The Monkey King is confused and has feelings for him, but to him, the Monkey King is just a passerby, a tool to earn emotional points.

Fan: "Tearful, I suddenly like the Monkey King a little." ”

"Upstairs, you're too emotional, aren't you? The Monkey King was subdued, if he was not convinced, it is estimated that the big nose will not only be robbed of his backpack, but will also be seriously injured or killed! ”

"Yes, monkeys are omnivores, and they eat even their own kind, let alone people."

"Xu Wenhao is not a monkey, do you want him to stay as a monkey king?"

"Big Nose is willing to stay, and we won't, I haven't heard enough of his songs, and I haven't watched enough movies."

......

Since it is a live broadcast, of course the mouth can't be idle when he is free, Xu Wenhao introduced the plants next to him, the animals he saw, etc. to the audience in the live broadcast room along the way, occasionally mixed with a little sassy talk to earn some emotional value.

At this time, because of work, many people left the live broadcast room, but the number of people did not fall but rose, exceeding four million. Although Xu Wenhao couldn't see the live broadcast room, he could see that his emotional value was soaring, so he judged that more people were paying attention to him. I began to pray in my heart that I would get out of the situation quickly.

Fans: "Damn, I missed the big nose to subdue the Monkey King!" Watching the recording makes my blood boil, if you watch the live broadcast, you have to do it! ”

"The big nose is worthy of being the king of sau, and he can be sassy anywhere."

"I'm going to buy a new phone right away, and I'll stay in the live broadcast room 24 hours a day. This kind of wilderness, there is a situation happening at any time, just want to see how the big nose plays. ”

"Fan Ye's wilderness makes us feel the cruelty of survival, and the survival of the big nose is purely for us to see him in the wilderness."

"I just watched the recording, I was very excited, knowing that the big nose was richer than me, I still couldn't help but brush two rockets for him, it was too awesome and too sassy!"

......

"Whew!"

Xu Wenhao, who was walking slowly, suddenly heard a miserable scream and suddenly came to his senses.

"There is a situation!"

He said to the ball, and ran in the direction of the scream. Probably because the animal's throat was restricted, so the sound was not loud, and the audience in the live broadcast room should not have heard it, so Xu Wenhao reminded in a low voice.

Today's sun is shining, although the temperature is not high, but the ground is still easy to walk, less than five minutes, Xu Wenhao came to the edge of this dense forest, the outside is relatively wide, and about a hundred meters away, a face like a tiger, the chin has a beard-like beard, two ears with "pigtails", short tail of the animal, is lying on the body, big mouth tightly biting a roe deer.

The roe deer was still struggling, but the amplitude was getting smaller and smaller, and the screams were even more severe.

There were many viewers from the Northeast in the live broadcast room, and they typed one after another: "Lynx! ”

"What's that?"

"Go a thousand degrees by yourself!"

"A beast that is not afraid of even wolves, because it will go up trees, and wolves will have nothing to do with it, and they are so fond of hunting wolf cubs that wolves are afraid of them."

"Yes, so there must be a lynx in the territory of the wolves, and they can't be shaken off."

"Wow, according to you, Big Nose ran into the wolf's territory?"

"Are there wolves in Bei'an?"

"There must be wolves, and they are fierce big bad wolves."

"That big nose doesn't run yet!"

"Brothers, I feel like the big nose is going to be sassy again."

"Still sassy, lynx and gray wolf, are they the objects that can be sassed?"

"Oh no, the lynx has found a big nose."

......

In the picture, the lynx shook its head and continued to lock the dying roe deer, but the direction of its eyes was already aimed at the dense forest where Xu Wenhao was, and there was a fierce light of vigilance and warning in his eyes.

The lynx has a keen sense of smell, stronger than a wolf, and can smell a few hundred meters away, not to mention that Xu Wenhao is only a hundred meters away now, and it is normal to be able to find Xu Wenhao.

Xu Wenhao was about to do something, just stood up, squatted down with a smile, and the lynx suddenly became restless, his whole body was undulating, and his four claws kept picking at the villa on the ground.

After a while, not long after the roe deer completely lost its breath, there was a cry in the live broadcast room:

"Holy, what did I see, wolves! 1、2、...... 5 Big Bad Wolves! ”

"What kind of luck is Big Nose, hit a group of monkeys in the morning, and meet a pack of wolves and a lynx this morning."

"I have a heart attack and I really don't dare to watch the wilderness survival live broadcast."

"The two rivals collided, and now there is a good show."

"Aren't you worried about big noses?"

"Why are you worried about him? The wolf pack's goal is for the lynx to be a roe deer, and the goal for the lynx is to keep the roe deer, which is a good chance for Big Nose to escape. ”

"Hey, is the head wolf hurt? How did you limp down? ”

"It must be injured, you see it walks on three legs, one leg is curled up, and that leg is injured."

"Wow, look at these five wolves, they are lined up in a column and marching forward in turn, so disciplined!"

......

The wolves were opposite Xu Wenhao, two hundred meters away, that is, the lynx was in the middle. At this time, the lynx had given up keeping an eye on Xu Wenhao, but turned around and focused on the wolves that were slowly approaching.

The audience wanted to see the excitement again, and they were worried about Xu Wenhao's safety, and in a dilemma, Xu Wenhao walked out of the dense forest generously, stood in the clearing, and faced two beasts.

The wolf's eyes glowed green, glared at Xu Wenhao fiercely, signaled him not to grab food, and then focused his attention on the lynx.

At this time, all Doulong users received a push: The king Xu Wenhao has just left the monkey pack, and he has encountered wolves and lynxes, how can he survive? Room No.****......