272 Dances with Wolves
Doulong's push naturally attracted countless people to rush into the room online, whether it was Xu Wenhao's fans, or fans of wilderness survival, or passers-by who simply came to see the excitement, so that the number of people in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded more than 8 million, and the number of people is still soaring. As for those who really can't get out of the net and can't get on the net, it's like sitting on pins and needles.
But the scene at the scene was not so tense, Xu Wenhao was still explaining in a good time: "Everyone pay attention to the way the wolf walks, do you think it is injured?" No, it didn't hurt. ”
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"The wolf pack is very realistic, if it is injured, it must be replaced, and it cannot continue to be a wolf. It walked like this, in fact, to protect the knife-like claws from dulling, which also shows that the curled up right front leg is the wolf's most powerful weapon. ”
Fans suddenly realized.
At this moment, only fifty meters from the lynx, the wolves stopped. About a minute later, a wolf behind the head wolf began to trot towards the lynx, constantly teasing the lynx from all directions.
The lynx was finally annoyed and pounced on the wolf, and the wolf turned and ran, and the grazed lynx gave chase. The other four wolves swarmed up and began to nill at the roe deer.
Xu Wenhao looked at the lynx that was slipping away from the wolf, and said: "Actually, wolves still like to eat horses, deer, and sheep, but since they bumped into the enemy lynx hunting and killing roe deer, they naturally won't let it go." ”
Fans are anxious in the live broadcast room:
"Big brother, we've seen enough, you better run!"
"Big Nose, when the wolves surround you, you won't be able to run away!"
"Is Big Nose betting that the wolves will not fight meaningless battles when they are full?"
"What about the lynx? Will a lynx that has been robbed of food let go of a big nose? ”
"Big nose can beat lynx, right?"
"What if you lose? As long as you are scratched or bitten, you either have tetanus or rabies, how to save it in this wilderness? ”
Xu Wenhao couldn't see the concern of the fans, and he walked towards the wolves very leisurely.
"Whew!"
Like Erha Protecting Food, the head wolf roared, raised his head, and his eyes flashed with fierce light.
At this time, the lynx also reacted, and ran back from a distance, but it was too late, and the food had already reached the mouths of the wolves, and not only was there a wolf behind him, but two wolves surrounded him, and the lynx had no choice but to flee into the dense forest and run to a tree.
"Everyone said, how about I eat roasted roe deer at noon?" Xu Wenhao said as he walked.
Fans: "Big nose, don't be sassy, run!" ”
"When you come back, I'll ask you to eat ten roe deer, don't take food from the wolf's mouth, it'll be dead!"
"You're not going to fight one lynx, you're going to fight five strong big bad wolves!"
......
Even the lynx in the tree tilted its head to look at Xu Wenhao.
"By the way, do you know why the lynx doesn't leave?" Xu Wenhao asked.
Fan: "I'm not a lynx, how do I know?" ”
"I just want to know, why don't you go?"
"The lynx is unsettled, and I hope the wolves can leave it some consolation prize."
"My food was robbed, and I would also draw circles next to it and curse him for eating diarrhea!"
......
"The lynx is a vengeful beast, and it is a mortal enemy of the wolf, and it does not leave, but it has the intention of stalking to find the nest of the wolves. Didn't I say that? The wolf is actually very afraid of the lynx, not because it can't be beaten, or because it can't be beaten, but the lynx likes to kill the wolf's cubs the most. Xu Wenhao explained.
Fan: "Yes, yes, you know more, you know more, you know more, you run!" ”
"Does Big Nose want to tame the wolves?"
"No, wolves are not monkeys, they are naturally vicious and vicious, they shouldn't be tamed, right? If you look at the circus, there are lions and tigers, but there are no wolves. ”
"I'm a zoologist, and I can responsibly tell everyone that wild wolves are impossible to tame, and the anchor either runs, kills them, or runs them away."
"The brick family has appeared again, aren't you going to work?"
"I'm going to work right now, follow the anchor and take me to the heart of the Bei'an primeval forest."
"Envy!"
"Ahh
"Ahh
......
The beasts fight, they will definitely not start a war and scold first, let alone die from talking too much, in the screams of fans, the head wolf has taken the lead in attacking Xu Wenhao, who has entered the attack range.
The head wolf moves quickly, fiercely, and accurately, but Xu Wenhao is faster, a sprint, and immediately slid on his knees, not only avoiding the wolf pounce, but also coming to the belly of the head wolf, raising his hand is a punch.
"Bump!"
"Woo~~~~"
The wolf wailed and fell several meters, unable to move for a moment. In fact, the wolf is the same as a dog, with a soft abdomen, no thick fur protection, and no bones in the waist, which is its biggest weakness, so it has always been called "tofu waist". Xu Wenhao has obviously shown mercy to his subordinates, otherwise it would not be too easy to kill this wolf with one punch.
"Whew!" The other three wolves let go of the roe deer, and together with the other wolf who had seduced the lynx, they rushed towards Xu Wenhao.
In fact, wolves are very intelligent and basically do not attack humans, but in front of food, no matter how high or low, let alone people, even tigers, wolves have to give it a go.
But what they met was Xu Wenhao, afraid of being bitten, afraid of being scratched? What doesn't exist, and the eighteen dips in clothes are specialized, but it is not a waste of fame. The four swift gray wolves, pounced left and right, besieged on all sides, and couldn't even touch the corners of Xu Wenhao's clothes. However, Xu Wenhao was not in a hurry to attack, so he "danced" there, and even danced the dance steps to dodge.
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned. Obviously very nervous, but after a long time, I couldn't help but start typing the barrage.
"Damn, the big nose is really sassy, and at this time I still dance mechanically......"
"The big nose is commotioning, there is really no one!"
"This is the real dance with wolves, Niu B!"
"Worship, I don't have any money, I can't brush gifts, but I can kneel down and watch the live broadcast!"
"Big Nose, are you walking the dog?"
......
Ten minutes later, the four wolves gasped and retreated to the side of the head wolf, and the head wolf lay on his stomach and glared at Xu Wenhao viciously. Xu Wenhao looked at the wolf expressionlessly, and his heart was about to bloom. Experience told him that he had gained at least eight million emotional values from dancing with wolves just now, which was worth it, and it was really worth it!
"Whew!" The head wolf howled, and withdrew with his four younger brothers.
There are already 11 million people in the live broadcast room boiling!
Fans: "That's it? ”
"The wolves just retreated?"
"Big brother, you guys are wolves, are you so cowardly? How will we learn wolf culture in the future? ”
"Wolf: Come on, tell me, how to fight if you don't coax?"
"Are zoologists still around? It turns out that wolves don't need to run, they can run when they are tired. ”
"Zoologist: The big nose always slaps me in the face, and there is a saying in my heart that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not."
"Don't mock me, I can only say that the anchor is too sassy, I can't play him, and I won't jump to conclusions in the future."
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
......
"Yo, sample, dare to grab food!"
Xu Wenhao roared, dodged, and kicked the lynx in the waist. With the agility of the lynx feline, he didn't even dodge, rolled on the ground a few times, and then ran away in disgrace.
Full screen of "Big Nose Mighty!" ”
Xu Wenhao dragged the roe deer and walked in the direction of the river not far away.
"Next time I survive in the wilderness, everyone remember to remind me to bring salt and MSG...... But is it a wilderness survival with these things? I think forget it, these condiments can't help me live, they just let me eat better, and I can have fun in the hardships of survival, everyone should be okay, right? ”
Fans: "Inexplicable heart congestion." ”
"Big Nose, this is a wilderness survival as a picnic."
"Fan Ye watched this live broadcast, and he probably wanted to cry."
"The big nose is indeed not foul, and condiments have no role in survival."
"But I have a question, Xu Wenhao dragged the roe deer away like this, isn't he afraid of blood and other beasts?"
"This is the territory of wolves and lynxes, and if you want to attract wolves, you will also attract wolves, is the big nose afraid of wolves? The scene just now has already told me that he is not afraid. ”
"Not afraid? After a while, the wolf called hundreds of his companions to see if he was afraid. ”
"Brother, what you said can't be true, right? Can I really see Big Nose running away? ”
"There can't be hundreds of wolves in this place, and the wolves are also divided into camps, I'm afraid of attracting brown bears or something, and the big nose is really going to run away."
"By the way, which is better, black bear or brown bear?"
"Zoologists tell you that it must be the brown bear, one of the largest carnivorous mammals on land, huge, with an excellent sense of smell and eyesight, and is at the top of the food chain in the primeval forest. And the black bear, which we often call the 'bear blind', is not only small in size, but also weak in eyesight, so it is very timid and not very threatening. ”
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For about 20 minutes, Xu Wenhao dragged the roe deer to the river, attracting many animals along the way, but none of them dared to approach. But Xu Wenhao was also upset, because there were many birds that liked to eat meat, and from time to time flew down to peck at the roe deer, and some even flew to him and wanted to attack him, but they were all blown away by him. But there are so many birds that can't stand it, and some of them are despicable and shameless, and they can't beat him, so they shit on his head.
The fans in the live broadcast room were about to burst into laughter, and it was finally time to see Xu Wenhao deflated.
Xu Wenhao put down the roe deer and said: "The next peeling scene is very bloody, so I won't broadcast it live, the camera will be on other places, everyone will think I am killing sheep." ”
"In order to really survive, I didn't even bring a knife, so I could only find thinner stone chips to polish."
"I had a bundle of rope in my backpack, which was originally used for rock climbing, but now it's just right to hold the roe deer."
Qiuqiu "obediently" aimed the camera at the distance, and the audience in the live broadcast room could only hear Xu Wenhao???? chattering sounds, but not seeing the picture.