273 Business Negotiations
At this time, of course, you have to cheat!
Xu Wenhao spent a thousand emotion points and directly asked the system to help him solve it. I saw a white light appear out of thin air, and then, according to his request, the whole roe deer was broken into two piles. The entrails were heaps, and the pieces of flesh were heaps, and they were of various sizes and coarse, as if they had been broken down by thick, blunt stone flakes.
Xu Wenhao was stunned as if he was watching magic: Big brother, you are such a bull, does the satellite know?
System: All precautions have been taken.
Xu Wenhao: That's good, you can help me marinate the meat pieces with salt monosodium glutamate.
System: one thousand.
Xu Wenhao: Okay, okay, guy who robs people, I'll definitely bring it myself next time!
While talking to the system, Xu Wenhao also explained: "Use a rope to cover the hind legs of the roe deer and fix it on the trunk...... Then cut the wound on its throat even bigger and drained the last of the blood...... Finally, along the legs, peel the skin and start from the abdomen to remove the internal organs...... Wait a minute, I'll strip myself naked first, lest my internal organs slip out and blood splatters me......"
In the live broadcast room, fans wailed:
"Big nose, please don't say it, it's disgusting."
"You cut yours, show us the finished product."
"I don't think I can kill pigs like this."
"Please respect the live broadcast and adjust the camera, I want to see the fruit of the big nose!"
"Thinking about the big nose and peeling the whole body, I actually have an inexplicable feeling of coolness. I'm sorry, I'm a man. ”
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"I don't know if you've ever eaten roe deer meat, but friends in the Northeast should have eaten it. To first put the roe deer meat pieces into cold water to soak it, the blood water is repeatedly removed, and then marinated with barbecue materials, salt, soy sauce, cooking wine for an hour, and finally add an egg, some starch to grasp evenly, put it in the oil pan and fry it until golden brown and take it out to eat...... Tsk tsk, it tastes great. In order not to be cold, Xu Wenhao began to follow the usual practice of the roe deer again.
Fan: "It's only past nine o'clock in the morning, and I was told by the big nose that I was hungry." ”
"I'm drooling."
"Is roe meat really delicious?"
"Brothers, don't listen to big-nosed nonsense, what friends in the Northeast should have eaten. The chance of being able to eat a roe deer outside is very rare, because it is a national second-class protected animal, and it is illegal to eat it! ”
"As soon as the brother upstairs said that, I began to envy the big nose again."
"Yes, surviving in the wilderness, it's not illegal to eat anything!"
"This roe deer is still picking up lynxes, and he doesn't break the law, you say it's not angry to be angry."
"Speechless, I always thought that the big nose was the king, and he came to the wilderness to survive to give benefits to our fans, but it turned out that he came to enjoy the food that he couldn't enjoy outside!"
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Because I couldn't see Xu Wenhao, the fans in the live broadcast room were all farting and chatting, and about an hour later, a sharp-eyed person suddenly said in the live broadcast room: "Oh no, the wolves just now are back!" The way the head wolf walks, it's so easy to recognize! ”
"And this time I walked a little floaty, it should have been caused by being hit in the waist by a big nose just now."
"I'm C, it seems like there are ten wolves this time!"
"Ten wolves, I don't know if the big nose can withstand it."
"Oops, I don't know if Big Nose found out."
"Big nose, don't peel it, the wolves are here again!"
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Of course, Xu Wenhao found out that after his physique reached 16, his ears and eyes were clear, and even if he couldn't see it, Qiuqiu would remind him.
So fans heard Xu Wenhao laughing and said, "The wolves are coming to me again for exercise." ”
Fan: "I'm nervous, but I'm still laughing." ”
"GodTM is looking for you to exercise!"
"Wolves: Don't I want to lose face?"
"Watching the big nose survive in the wilderness is simply exciting and funny."
"The main big nose is too strong, and it's too sassy!"
"Do you think Big Nose will deal with these ten wolves, or do you still tire them?"
"Zoologists, come out and bubble."
"Normally, two adult big bad wolves are a breeze to deal with an adult with their bare hands, because their attacks are very tactical, with feints and main attacks. The feint is responsible for bluffing, and the main attack is lurking in search of a key hit. But the main attack and the feint attack will be reversed, and as soon as you let go, the feint may become the main attack, biting you from the side to the neck. However, as I said, I would never come to that conclusion when it comes to streamers. He teased all four wolves, maybe he could play ten wolves too? ”
"Hahaha, science has also compromised with Big Nose."
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In the tense and exciting link, it must be indispensable for all the registered users of Doulong to push: the wolves gather a large army, intending to take revenge on the king Xu Wenhao, how should Xu Wenhao survive? Room No.****......
Although it is only 11 o'clock in the morning, the number of people in the live broadcast room has instantly exceeded 20 million.
At this time, ten wolves stopped about fifty meters away from Xu Wenhao, each wolf had a seeping green light in their eyes, and long saliva dripping from the corners of their mouths, and their fierce looks were full of fierceness.
Can Xu Wenhao beat ten wolves?
That's for sure.
But it's still the same sentence, what's the point of showing yourself fierce, earning emotional points is the king.
So, Xu Wenhao did not retreat but advanced, and walked towards the wolves.
The ten wolves bowed up at the same time, in a state of alert, the head wolf roared, and six wolves began to disperse, surrounding Xu Wenhao from both sides.
Although he knew that Xu Wenhao dared to face the wolves like this, he must have the certainty of victory, but the more than 20 million viewers in the live broadcast room still had their hearts in their throats.
Because they don't believe that Xu Wenhao can defeat ten wolves unscathed, so what if the wound is infected? In the deep mountains and old forests, it is called that the sky should not be, and the earth is not spiritual, only waiting for help, is it too late?
However, now that the wolves are all around, what if they don't fight? It is also not allowed to surrender and lose half.
People who care about Xu Wenhao are even more anxious in front of the screen, Yang Mei and Zeng Yan couldn't help but call Xu Wenhao, but they couldn't get through at all, his mobile phone was not connected to a satellite signal.
Fans: "??? ”
“????”
“?????”
......
Suddenly, the live broadcast room was full of signals, because Xu Wenhao did not attack, and when he was still about twenty meters away from the wolves, he landed on all fours and crawled like a wolf.
"Whew~~~"
Xu Wenhao raised his head and let out a wolf howl, but it was nondescript, which made countless viewers stunned.
Fans: "Youma, at this tense and exciting juncture, the big nose is actually learning to howl?" And learn to wolf crawl? ”
"The wolf howls definitely not good, but it looks like my family is howling."
"I have to admire the big nose, that's really sassy, in the face of ten wolves, and dare to crawl on the ground."
"Could it be that the anchor plans to communicate with the wolves verbally, and really wants to laugh at me, but I can't laugh, and now it should be a very dangerous situation."
"Everyone has to get used to it, the big nose is the king of sass, and he must make a wave of sao before fighting."
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Just when everyone in the live broadcast room was typing in the interval to relieve their tension, the ten wolves actually stopped their actions and looked directly at the big nose, and their eyes were a little confused and confused.
Fans: "!! ”
“!!!!”
“!!!!!”
"Damn, don't tell me that the wolves believe Big Nose is one of its kind?"
"No matter how similar it is, in the face of food, should we fight to the death or to fight!"
"So, what's going on? The zoologist came out and bubbled. ”
"I'm a zoologist, I'm not a wolf, I know a P! Watching this streamer's wilderness survival simply makes me look like a psychopath! ”
"Hahaha, I don't understand anything, but I just want to laugh."
"The only explanation is that the wolf understands the big nose?"
"I understand a P, the big nose screams, I'll be good or not, woo~~~"
"We're all typing, why do you know how to speak?"
......
"Whew~~~"
Xu Wenhao howled again. In fact, he has spent 100,000 emotions and controlled ten wolves.
"Whew!"
The head wolf responded.
Then in full view of everyone, Xu Wenhao ran to the pile of internal organs of the roe deer and howled at the wolf again.
The head wolf ran over with the other nine wolf companions and began to snort and eat. Xu Wenhao hurriedly lifted the camera away, it was too bloody, and he was afraid of being harmonized.
Fans: "I'm really convinced, the big nose still understands wolf language?" ”
"This ...... I don't even believe it. ”
"I don't believe it either, how can there be such a language as wolf language?"
"Unless Big Nose grew up in a wolf's den, but obviously not, under what environment did he learn wolf language?"
"Since the anchor doesn't understand wolf language, then tell me, why don't these wolves attack?"
"yes, it's over with a whoop? The wolf is so easy to deal with, so how can many people die under the wolf's kiss every year on the northeast side and the Mengdu side? ”
"Whether you understand it or not, I feel that the big nose is very coquettish, and I actually squatted down and pretended to be a wolf, and the main thing is that the wolf still understands and doesn't attack!"
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The live broadcast room was full of dense barrages, saying everything, and it was a mess.
And Xu Wenhao harvested a lot of emotional value, and his heart was happy. But I still have to pretend to be the one who should pretend, deliberately wiped a handful of sweat, and said: "Everyone won't think I understand wolf language, right?" That's so much to look up to, I want to learn, but no one teaches. ”
"I don't want to fight with ten wolves, even if I dance with eighteen dips, it's very tiring, okay? So I remembered that I used to do sales, and a negotiation trick taught by my mentor was that if you want to have a good relationship with customers, you must integrate into the customer circle. ”
"That's why I lay down and pretend to be wolves, and then bark casually, so that they are a little confused, a little less hostile, and then show their attitude, that they are willing to give up their internal organs, and then there is peace."
"However, everyone must not learn from me, because firstly, if you really fight, it will only be the wolf who dies, and secondly, just now, I have already defeated the first wolf, and then I also played the other four wolves, the big bad wolf is very intelligent, and knows that I will pay a high price to deal with me, plus I am willing to give up some of my interests, they will compromise, this is the most important reason."