"Why are amorous people always hurt mercilessly, and they pay their hearts in exchange for their embarrassed appearance, and they break their wings for the wounds they bear for love......"

"The blue clouds, the yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, the northern geese fly south, who is drunk with frost and forest, always leaves people's tears!"

"Who is this uncle? Do you want people to live! Do you really think that reading a few bad words according to the book can marry Yingying home? Hurry up and find a toilet to squat in! ”

"Who's your uncle! Which family only allows you to cry and howl early in the morning. What amorous people are always hurt mercilessly, have you seen the six philosophers? Have you read "The Legend of the West Chamber"? Sticking green onions in the nose - pretending to be an elephant, hillbilly! ”

"Who are you talking about hillbillies?"

"Tell me about you!"

"Your sister!"

"Your sister!"

"Hit you!"

"Pump you!"

……

The wind and sunshine are beautiful, and the morning sun mixed with the fragrance of books casts a deep atmosphere on the teaching building, and these ancient buildings have endured the vicissitudes of life for a long time, carrying the cultural heritage of the campus. The sound of the book is like a jar of old wine, which is intoxicating.

Universities with a long history are good at mavericks, and many of the students they produce are eccentric.

Believe it or not, ignoring the crowds of people downstairs, two boys, dressed strangely, stood on the two adjoining balconies, spitting and scolding each other. Slippers and brooms all became "weapons" to attack the opponent for a while.

"Let you insult Liuzhe's song, and kill your Xiaoqiang next door!"

"Let you lust the female number one in the West Chamber, and kill the old king next door to you!"

"Let it go, let it ......"

Humming a little song is in a good mood, the soldier is to see the campus scenery in one day, novelty, joy, and joy. The teaching area is connected to the dormitory area, and the road leading to the dormitory area is not wide, and it is even more blocked by onlookers at the moment. Holding the bed cover to his chest, the soldiers squeezed to the front of the crowd with great effort.

"Ah, look, beauty!" The "weapons" on the balcony bombarded each other, and the scolding continued. Bing touched his chin and smiled, shouting at the two boys on the balcony.

"Who are you?"

You can use fire to test gold, you can use gold to test women, and you can use women to test men, this is really reasonable. One was holding a cucumber, the other was holding a banana, and the two boys looked at Bing at the same time.

Wait, what are cucumbers and bananas?

The cucumber outfit is trendy and fashionable, a bit of killing Matt, and he has a big headset around his neck.

The person holding a banana has a fair complexion, holding a white paper fan, and his writing is weak like a rap student in a drama.

One is trendy and fashionable, the other is weak and retro, and it is inevitable that there will be discordant sparks when they collide together.

"Me?" Bing shrugged his shoulders: "Oh, I'm that beauty." ”

Upstairs stopped scolding, downstairs burst into laughter, and the crowd dispersed. Today, the new students register, no matter what you say, you have to leave a good impression on the parents of the new students. These two boys made a big noise in public, and the impact was bad, and the soldiers were clearly blackening these two boys.

"There's a kind of don't run!"

The two boys said in unison, threw away the cucumbers and bananas, and ran downstairs one after the other to surround the smiling soldiers.

"What are you laughing at?" The tide man circled around the soldiers: "Are you laughing at us?" ”

"It's ridiculous to laugh, it's very funny, you can laugh if you want to, isn't it funny?" Bing said with a smile.

"Sure enough, they're laughing at us!" The drama boy stretched out his orchid finger and tapped the soldier's face, and the smile on it was even more heartless than Doraemon's.

"Hey, I'll talk to him, what's the matter with you?" The tide man pulled the soldier behind him.

"Are you blind or deaf? Did you steal my lines? "Drama is a-for-tat.

"You fart!"

"You burp!"

……

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Seeing that the farce of the shrews scolding the street was about to be staged again, the soldiers hurriedly picked up the bed and wanted to step on the watermelon skin and slip away.

"Stop!" Chao Nan and Drama Xiaosheng stopped Bing at the same time: "Who allowed you to go?" ”

"Hehe, look at your dorm card, it's also a freshman." The tide man who thought he was going to find fault grabbed Bing's shoulders first: "I'm also a freshman, good brother!" I'm the best at carrying bags, let go of your bag and I'll do it! ”

"It is said that many friends have many roads, and they rely on friends when they go out." The drama student did not show weakness and grabbed his bag.

"Are you sick, I help others carry bags, and you have a woolen business?"

"Can you manage it? The toad wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't pee to take care of himself! ”

"You're a toad!"

"Then you're a tadpole......"

……

"Oops, my clothes, don't don't, my shoes ......"

The soldier was caught between the two of them crying and laughing, saying that he was going to help carry the bag, why did he still throw the contents of the bag at it? The boat of friendship is capsized. The soldiers picked up shoes and socks while persuading the fight, and the three boys made a mess.

However, Bing didn't know that for a long time in the future, he would have to follow these two boys with full personality to "mess around" in college.

"Look!"

Tide men gentlemanly please enter the army. The bedroom is spacious and bright, white and clean, with a light fragrance. In order to welcome the new students, the building manager aunt cleaned every bedroom with care. According to the regulations of the school, the standard configuration of the dormitory for freshmen is a four-person room, and the dormitory for soldiers is more special, just three people.

"I'm called Bing, and I'm destined to come thousands of miles to get together, thank you for your help, happy."

"You're welcome, my mother taught me to be a good student who helps others since I was a child." Drama students take the lead.

"Even the blind can see that I look like a good man. You're welcome, who made us good brothers. The tide man pulled the soldier to sit down and patted his chest: "My name is Zhou Botong, music is my favorite, especially love songs, everyone likes to call me an amorous prodigal." Jin Yong's Li Mochou is not as understanding as me. Remember, listen to music with cool me! ”

"I wipe my tears, please don't place ads when I pretend to be pressing, okay?" The drama student sat on the other side of the soldier speechlessly: "It's still amorous prodigal, hehe." Everyone obviously calls you the little lewd worm Zhou Botong! ”

"Shuaibing, my name is Shaya, I am obsessed with drama, and I also have a nickname called Little Shakespeare."

"Haha, it's a little fool!"

"Fuck, little horny bug!"

"Little fool!"

......

“stop！” Bing hurriedly suppressed the two angry angers that were about to rise, and picked up a small card from the table: "Hey, we are grasshoppers on a rope now, and we have to tie the knot." ”

“what？” Zhou Botong opened his mouth wide.

"Shenma?" Shaya's eyes widened.

"I'm dropping out!"

"I'm changing schools!"

Zhou Botong and Sha Ya turned their backs to each other and ignored each other, and the soldiers couldn't help but laugh when they looked at the cards. God knows why the building manager made a temporary transfer to let these two opponents live with him.

"It's come to this, no matter how noisy it is, it's a family, so let's give our new home a name."

"Not interested!"

"Not in the mood!"

"What's it called?" The soldier ignored the angry two and said to himself: "Why don't you call a threesome?" Threesomes must have my teacher, this is a good name. ”

"Phew, to be a little foolish teacher, it's better to find a she-wolf to sing about wine!"

"I haven't said anything about you yet, little horny worm. With your IQ, sows can climb trees faster than you! ”

“OK，OK！” The soldier pushed the two away: "Then come up with another name and neutralize the two of you." ”

"There it is!" Bing's eyes suddenly brightened: "The old man talks about juvenile madness, cures kidney deficiency, and does not contain sugar." Brocade hat mink fur, thousands of horses with King Kang. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. The wine is still open, watermelon frost, happy Lang! ”

"Our new home is called Joy Lang! Hey, not bad, right? ”

"Hi-no-Lang!?"

Looking blankly at the soldier who felt good about himself, Zhou Botong and Shaya scratched their heads at the same time. After a moment, I was really speechless, so I had to nod.