"Falling in love with you is equivalent to falling in love with a mistake, loving you is in dire straits, and in the end tears drown me...... Jingle bell ......"

"Zhou Botong, you are sick, what age do you still use the ringtone of dirt and slag? It's noisy early in the morning, so turn it off quickly! ”

Woken up by the alarm clock, Shaya covered her ears with a pillow, very upset. The time is just after nine o'clock, and it is still early, unless you help the goddess buy breakfast, otherwise the quilt is eternal.

What is the plan in the morning, wash and sleep.

If you get up so early, you may not be able to go to class, you may not be able to learn when you go to class, you may not be able to learn, you may not be able to take the test, you may not be able to pass the exam, you may not be able to find a job after you pass, you may not be able to marry a daughter-in-law if you find a job, you may not be able to have a daughter-in-law if you marry a daughter-in-law, and if you have a child, you may not be able to have children, and if you have children, you may not be able to have children.

"Huh, soldiers?" Sleepy-eyed, the soldier's bed was neat and clean, Zhou Botong was a little surprised, and he didn't fight back against Shaya for the first time.

"It's over!" A word woke up the person in the dream, Shaya hurriedly took out her mobile phone, and there was an unread text message from the soldier on it: "The class meeting starts at 8:35, lovely happy men, don't be late." ”

"Damn, don't say it sooner!" Throwing away the headset around his neck, Zhou Botong hurriedly put on his clothes, and ran out with Shaya in flip-flops.

Today is the third day of school, and the first class meeting is also the first meeting of new students. If you are late at this time, if you change to a date with the goddess, all you are waiting for is the word - roll the calf!

Interestingly, the two masters who were stunned when they met on weekdays didn't notice it, and today they can rush to the classroom side by side. In fact, the relationship was doomed three days before the ice was broken.

On that day, Bing named his new home Kinoro!

Many times, the road under your feet is like this, a word of exhortation from others, a flash of thought from yourself, and occasional gains and losses may change the direction.

"Welcome to the new campus, and I am very happy to be your new homeroom teacher!"

On the podium, the middle-aged man was a little short and fat, like a tree stump, with yellowed lenses on the bridge of his nose, and he spoke slowly and logically, which was very suitable for teaching Mao Yi and Ma Zhe.

The soldiers of the iron battalion and the flowing water, the students who will get out of the campus made of cement in three years. Welcome, happy, this sentence, the middle-aged man repeated back and forth, sending away a class of old students, and waiting for a class of new students.

The head teacher was still talking unhurriedly, no one listened to what he said, some freshmen quietly took out their mobile phones, and some were drowsy with eyelids fighting up and down. Finally got to the last link, introduced myself, and the atmosphere suddenly began to liven.

"Who's coming first?" The head teacher pushed his glasses up, and his smiling gaze made everyone suddenly sleepy.

"Me!" The soldier was the first to raise his hand and raised it high.

The head teacher nodded, in addition to dressing rustic, the handsome soldier instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Hello everyone, I'm called Bing, you can also add a handsome in front, I definitely won't mind. Someone once asked me, Shuai Bing, who is the most attractive in your heart? I couldn't answer until this moment, standing in front of everyone, I finally found the answer. ”

"He is Master Kong! Representatives of charisma, why? Because thousands of people soak it every day! ”

"Haha......"

The hall burst into laughter, applause was enthusiastic, and the handsome soldiers were humorous and talkative, full of energy.

"It's my reward to make people laugh. The Buddha said that the 500 times of looking back in the past life in exchange for the passing of this life, the reunion is fate, and this is also my harvest. As the three years of university life are about to begin, allow me to repeat Ostolowski's words, and hopefully bring you unexpected gains. ”

"The most precious thing for a person is life, and life belongs to a person only once, and a person's life should be spent in this way: when he looks back on the past, he will not regret his inaction, nor will he feel guilty because he is despicable and vulgar."

......

"Hey, I don't see this guy is more incitional than me."

"You can pull it down. You should be grateful to the handsome soldiers, who were so late and stunned that they were not discovered. ”

"This is also a harvest?"

"Of course it's a harvest, and being undiscovered is a harvest."

......

"It's so cool, wake up naturally!" Zhou Botong stretched sweetly.

"It feels like you're two pigs, because one pig can't describe you as a sleeper." Shaya closed "Romeo and Juliet", and the sunlight shone through the windowsill just enough to reach Zhou Botong's buttocks.

"Where's Kinoro-sama, playing missing again?" Zhou Botong joked: "This guy is a star now, he runs out at every turn, and loses his identity." Celebrities should learn to pretend to be mysterious. ”

"You think they're all like you? I didn't listen to Shuai Bing, you have to gain from being a man, not a sleeper. “

"Who says sleeping goods aren't a harvest? Don't think that if you know two bad words, you can fly on the branches and be a phoenix, it's not that my brother looks down on you, my brother is too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

"Want to go to war?"

"Afraid of you? Come on! ”

……

"Don't be noisy, calm down, and be sassy." The soldier had just come back from running, sweating profusely.

"Cut" glanced at Zhou Botong, and Sha Ya greeted the soldiers with a smile: "Shuai Bing, go and find the harvest early in the morning?" ”

"That's right, life is in motion!"

"Sports?" Zhou Botong couldn't help but smile and said: "Bing, don't be idle like some people, what kind of luck?" Learn from me, talk to my sister, and destroy flowers with spicy hands. ”

"Sister has to take her time, you can't be in a hurry." The soldier squatted and said, "So I decided that from tomorrow, Xizhilang will be mobilized and all the people will run." ”

"Hehe, don't make trouble!"

"I agree!" Shaya took advantage of the fire to rob and vigorously supported.

"You, you...... You guys! Zhou Botong gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll be there today, and I'll be ...... The minority obeys the majority. ”

"That's right, cucumbers must be filmed, and life must be high."

Get high!

In the early morning, when the first rays of sunlight wake up the earth, there is no longer a soldier on the playground. Shaya deliberately recited the love sentences from the play aloud while running.

"Zhou Botong, are you tired? It's right to be tired, and comfort is reserved for the dead. Haha......"

"Tired like this, it's also called harvesting?" Zhou Botong supported the soldiers, out of breath.

"Of course it's called!" Bing replied categorically: "Keep running, as long as you persist, you will definitely get something!" ”