The most painful thing in the world is not that there is a lot of money and nowhere to put it, but that the exam is coming soon, and others are revising, but they are preparing. The tragedy is that everyone has passed the preview, but you have not reviewed it.

Long live sixty points in college, and it is a waste to take more exams. As long as you don't fail the course, you can be an "unemployed youth" with peace of mind when you get into your junior year.

But for these new rookies, fate is not so merciful, in addition to worrying about the department, there is also a bitter thing waiting for them to --- military training!

The sun is scorching, the asphalt road is steaming, and you will sweat at a glance. Not to mention standing on it in a military posture, hiss, think about it, don't be too sour.

Military training, a painful and happy memory in college life. It can be regarded as a disgrace to these arrogant freshmen before the start of classes.

"Oh my God! Although there are clouds in the Bible, God created light on the first day, air and water on the second day, land and sea and plants on the third day, sun, moon and stars on the fourth day, animals on the fifth day, God in his image on the sixth day, and on the seventh day when the work of creation was finished, God rested and blessed the seventh day and sanctified it. But the Bible doesn't say that God also created military training, fairy tales are all lies! ”

"It's too hot, who can afford to lose my unique handsome face?" Zhou Botong kept applying sunscreen.

"Why are you so tragic, it's not like you want to assassinate King Qin, it's just a little military training."

Bing flipped through all kinds of books and enjoyed himself. It's not uncommon for a freshman to borrow a bunch of books from the library as soon as they enter campus.

"Besides, military training hasn't started yet. If you're too busy, read with me. Live to learn all the time, there are a lot of things to do in college, don't believe what sixty long live, it's all floating clouds. ”

"Yes, Brother Bing, you can spare me. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that hasn't changed is this heart that doesn't like to read. Last time I was forced to run by you, my legs are still sore. ”

Zhou Botong blinked his eyes, and reversed the soldiers: "The most time-wasting thing is to soak your mind in the sea of books, you can't experience the romance of the ivory tower when you read, and the real sweetness is in the world of love." ”

"What's love?"

"The question is so naïve, are you uninformed or ignorant?"

"I don't know and I don't understand."

"I really don't understand? Have you ever been in a relationship? Zhou Botong asked knowingly.

"Nope."

"Really?"

"Since I was a child, the only thing that hasn't touched is this heart."

"Then you should at least know that there is always someone in this world who will always be waiting for you, no matter when, no matter where you are, there will always be such a person."

"Brother Zhou, you are too young, too simple." Bing opened "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" and pretended to be Lao Chen: "Men are like straight lines, women are like curves, and a straight line and a curve can never be brought together." ”

"Su Qin said that a woman's love hopes to be twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, and three hundred and sixty-five days a year; A man's love hopes to be only eight hours away, only two days on weekends, and only seven days of annual leave in a year. In men and women, there is an unusual chromosome, which determines the most different paths between men and women. ”

"Love is not as sweet as you think."

"Hearing you say that, you know you're a veteran single dog." Zhou Botong looked at the soldiers: "No wonder, my face is half as handsome as me, but the clothes are too rustic." No, as a new generation of amorous prodigal sons, I must not watch my good friends die in the sea of books, I want to repackage you and send you into love, followme. ”

"Where are you going?"

"Go where men want to go the most!"

"Wouldn't it? I'm not ready. ”

"Prepare a hair, give money, trade, take away, don't grind, hurry up!"

……

Sijiqing is the most distinctive clothing city here, with a dazzling array of clothes and various styles. There is a direct subway from the school to the Garment City.

"Go back to your Mars, Earth is a very dangerous drop." Bing took the subway for the first time, and he was a little nervous, and Zhou Botong didn't forget to take the opportunity to ridicule.

"Sick!"

It's not a weekend, there are not many people on the subway, and the carriage is relatively deserted. The excited soldier accidentally ran into a girl who was taking a nap with her suitcase, and it seemed that she should have just set off from home to school.

"What do you see? Haven't seen a beautiful woman yet? Look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs! ”

Melon seed face, long hair shawl, a pair of big watery eyes under the willow eyebrows, Tingting Yuli figure with a fashionable and beautiful long skirt, the girl is a natural beauty.

It's just that the beautiful face exudes the coldness of rejecting people from thousands of miles away from the inside out, maybe it's not difficult to become an ordinary friend with a girl, but if you want to go beyond the boundaries of ordinary friends, I'm afraid it's difficult to go to the sky.

"It's you looking at me, don't make a mistake, please don't bully me for being handsome, girls are also, drunk."

The subway just arrived at the station, and the soldier walked out of the subway without blushing and without a heartbeat, and he was invincible in the world when he was a real person. Before the girl could scold, the soldier grinned at the girl, laughing even more heartless than Doraemon, so angry that the girl wanted to hit someone.

"If you are also a new student who has registered, get off the bus at the first stop, and you may be able to catch the school bus at this point."

The kind reminder brought the girl who was going to get off the bus back in her place, and it seems that the girl was not familiar with the route.

"I'll go, Brother Bing, I'm wearing a low-cut outfit and blocking it with my hands, and I don't have a sense of public morality." The subway started slowly, and Zhou Botong couldn't hold back his laughter: "There is only one university here, and if you want to catch the school bus that picks up the station, you should have gotten off the subway with us." ”

"She said I was sick, and people who were sick were not in their minds. Cut, self-righteous beauty, not all makeup! ”

"Wow, what a neat afterthought! Awesome, awesome! ”

"Take! Concession! ”

......

The Buddha said that the 500 times of looking back in the past life were exchanged for the passing of this life. There is a line in "Half Life", and Zhou Botong also said, I want you to know that in this world, there is always someone who will always wait for you, no matter when, no matter what place, there will always be such a person.

Bing and Zhou Botong walked into the clothing city with a smile, and he didn't expect that the girl he met on the subway would become the second most important person in his youth.

It wasn't until the second meeting that Bing knew that the girl's name was Xiao Yu.

Like a drop of June rain, sneaking in with the wind, it is erratic.