Chapter 8: Finding Trouble
That-one-soldier!
"Hiss"
It was hot, but the soldiers were like being hit by a cold snap and got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Well, do you want to be so coincidental?
Bing had forgotten all about the girl, and now he suddenly appeared. In other words, it is just a squad leader, or an instructor's assistant, and it is difficult for the soldiers not to be rectified. I knew that I wouldn't lie to the little girl in the first place, hey, if I didn't die, I wouldn't die.
The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it, and the soldier glared at Zhou Botong viciously, this guy was hiding fast, and his buddy's boat would capsize. Closing his eyes and ignoring it, Zhou Botong directly sent an expression, asking the soldiers to ask for more blessings.
"You...... Do you know? ”
Instructor Cai was surprised, and the other freshmen were also confused, why did this big beauty find Xiang Bing as soon as she appeared? Is it love at first sight? Or is it a little resentful woman who was abandoned by the soldiers?
"Report to the instructor! We ......" the more Bing said, the more unconfident he became: "Of course...... I don't know. ”
"It's okay, we'll know each other soon, and we'll be familiar with each other!"
Xiao Yu stood in front of him, with a sweet smile that made Bing involuntarily feel cold in his heart. Don't look at the sweet and beautiful smile, whoever is targeted by this smile will not be able to eat and walk around!
"Shuai Bing, what are you singing? "Farewell My Concubine"? "The Drunken Concubine"? "A Qing's sister-in-law fights Diao Deyi"? Or ...... "Little Sister Sends Love"? Not understanding what was going on, Shaya poked the soldier in the back.
"No, his name is "Tears of the Barren Mountain", oh, no, he wants to cry without tears." Zhou Botong gloated and held back his laughter.
The smile was sweet, and Xiao Yu's heart was as happy as a flower. She didn't believe it would be such a coincidence. On the subway, Bing's "goodwill" reminder successfully made Xiao Yu miss the last pick-up school bus. At that moment, the girl scolded the soldier to the fullest. Now it's good, the sky has eyes, and the boy who has been stabbed by a thousand knives has reappeared.
Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, it's not that you don't pay off, the time has not come, it depends on how you escape from your aunt's five finger mountain in the future. Blinking with big eyes, Xiao Yu is cunning and cute.
"Instructor, since this soldier stands as straight as a flagpole, why don't you let him show everyone the military posture first?"
"This?" The atmosphere was weird, and Instructor Cai was confused. Aren't the two of them unacquainted, what the hell?
"Report to the instructor, I am very honored to be able to demonstrate to you on the first day of military training." Bing turned his head and looked at Xiao Yu: "What's more, Xiao Yu's beauty is so friendly and gracious." ”
"Uh...... All right. ”
Since Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to fight, and the other was willing to suffer, Instructor Cai had no choice but to nod and agree. Everyone gave the soldiers a grateful look and quickly hid in the shade.
"Brother, by the way." Zhou Botong bent down and bowed, and ran away without waiting for the soldiers to catch up.
"Don't mess with people, monks, beggars and women, hold on brothers!" Shaya encouraged.
The scorching sun is in the sky, the heat is pressing, and the flowers and plants on the campus are blooming vigorously, making them more and more charming. One minute, two minutes, half an hour in the blink of an eye. In the summer, the more it is noon, the concrete floor looks like it is on fire.
For half an hour, the soldier just stood like this, stupid, motionless, like a flagpole. Sweat wet his cheeks and fell into his mouth, and the salty taste spread from his throat to his heart.
The duty of a soldier is to obey orders, and as long as the instructor does not speak, the soldier will not withdraw from the battlefield. The scorching sunshine is the enemy, and the soldiers must defeat the sunshine.
"Or King Kong is right, it's not the bullet, it's the beautiful woman who kills the beast." Zhou Botong shook his head, I don't understand, why is Bing more serious with a girl?
Shaya began to worry: "Hurry up and think of a way, if you continue like this, you will burn people." ”
"Calm down. Beauty is like a box of chocolates, you never know what she's going to let you get, voila! Zhou Botong pointed to Xiao Yu, who had been looking at the soldiers. Xiao Yu smiled and shook the Nongfu Spring in his hand in front of Bing's eyes.
"Don't hold on, beg for mercy, even if it's a little pleading with your eyes, this bottle of life source is yours."
"Don't fall behind when you lose your skin and flesh, don't drink water when you sweat and bleed! If you don't receive an order, begging for mercy is a deserter, which is the biggest shame for a soldier! The soldier's voice was sonorous and powerful.
"Flutter" Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing: "Are you really stupid or fake stupid?" Do you really think you're a soldier? ”
"At least for now."
"Okay." Xiao Yu nodded: "Answer my question, and you can retreat with honor, name?" ”
"Bing!"
"What's your name, I ask?" Xiao Yu frowned slightly, thinking that Bing was teasing him.
The soldier finally moved, stretched his neck forward, and stared straight at Xiao Yu until the girl's pretty face flushed.
"Are you an intelligent chicken or a big brain? I said that I am called a soldier, a soldier is me, I am a soldier, do you want to spell it for you in Chinese pinyin? ”
"You ......" Zhou Botong took the lead in laughing, Xiao Yu's big eyes flashed with shame and embarrassment: "What do you want to do?" ”
"I'll tell you a joke."
The soldier approached, touched Xiao Yu's hand like lightning, and hurriedly jumped away.
"There is a man who asks you to take care of it, marrying a woman is really long-winded, and giving birth to a son is troublesome. One day, the couple's son disappeared and hurried to the police station to report the case. The police officer who made the transcript asked the man what his name was, and the man said that he wanted you to take care of it. The policeman patiently turned his head and asked the woman, and the woman said that she was really verbose. The police caught fire, what do you want to do? The couple replied at the same time, looking for trouble! ”
Find-hemp-annoying!
"Haha......"
Hearing the voice, the freshmen immediately burst into laughter and leaned forward. After being teased, Xiao Yuqiao blushed, raised the hand that had been touched, and slapped the soldier who turned around and ran.
"Stop! That soldier! Let you find-hemp-annoyance! ”