"It's really verbose, I want you to take care of it, give birth to a son and make trouble......"

Sha Ya wrote the lyrics and Zhou Botong sang the lead song, and this "Trouble Song" later became the team song of the military training team.

"Find-hemp-annoyance!"

Xiao Yu was drying his clothes on the balcony, and he kept chanting these three words in his mouth, and his breathless appearance was very cute. On the first day of military training, the soldiers stood as straight as a flagpole against the scorching sun. Xiao Yu felt that Bing was not only stupid but also bad, and that joke was clearly teasing himself.

Not surprisingly, Bing successfully landed on Xiao Yu's blacklist, don't forget, this guy also took the opportunity to rub oil and touch other people's hands, and he is not afraid of causing trouble. Xiao Yu is a pure temperament beauty, I don't know how many single dogs think about it day and night, and they don't think about tea and dinner. If these suitors knew that Xiao Yu had been touched, they would definitely beat the soldiers to death.

That's not a thing, but the soldier doesn't think so, in the words of the soldier, the tree will die without bark, and the person is invincible in the world, what are you afraid of?

The breeze is soft and rippling in my heart, the moment I touch my hand, the itchy feeling, the hate, what do you think? Xiao Yu's face suddenly shyly flushed, like a red little apple, cute and attractive.

"What about Sichun, Sister Yu'er? The face was red. ”

"You don't need to ask, you must be missing a handsome soldier."

"Sister Yu'er, have you two ever had a love-hate relationship?"

"I agree, otherwise Sister Yu'er is so beautiful, how could she stare at a dick? What's more, the noodles are full of spring, and it seems that they are thinking about handsome soldiers. ”

……

"Miss him?" Xiao Yu clenched his fists and said viciously: "Don't just think, I just want his life!" ”

"I'll go!" With a loud sneeze, the soldier jumped up from the bed: "Who is talking about me?" I feel like I'm hearing someone want my life. ”

"If you don't want to die, it's true that I'm going to trouble you." Zhou Botong smiled evilly and continued: "To love someone is to give the other person the right to find trouble." ”

Shaya nodded in agreement, and for the first time felt that what Zhou Botong said was not. People who truly love you will not say many things that love you, but they will do many things that love you, even if they are troublesome to you.

"Xiao Yu is teased by you, and he will definitely trouble you." Shaya pinched Bing's face: "I see that you have peach blossoms on your face and spring water in your eyes, you can't be emotional about that little beauty, right?" ”

"Emotional?" Bingsheng squirted out the water in his mouth: "It's not that you haven't seen it, after so many days of military training, that female devil can't get along with me everywhere, and I can't hide." Be emotionally attached to her, unless the lays eggs. ”

"No, duplicity." Sha Ya shook her head, and Zhou Botong also felt that Bing's eyes were a little strange. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the expression can be disguised, but the eyes cannot deceive people.

"Brother Bing, with my amorous prodigal son's many years of practical combat experience, love is the most fearful. The one who sings, love really needs courage to face the gossip......"

"Boring. Too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I went for a run. ”

"Hey, Shuai Bing, love really takes courage, to be honest, do you like Shang Xiaoyu?"

"Sauvignon Blanc is endless, Sauvignon Blanc is endless, you guess."

When I loved you, you hit me and scolded me, and I endured it. When I don't love you, you touch me again. And the soldiers are enduring it, although they are being troubled by Xiao Yu again and again.

Military training is an indispensable memory of college life. Time passes, flowers bloom and fall, the tide rises and falls, and Xiao Yu, a big beauty, has been changing her ways to find trouble with the soldiers.

"One hundred, one hundred and one, no, this is not standard, start over, one ......"

The sun was blazing, the soldiers were demonstrating push-ups for everyone, and Xiao Yu was supervising. Since being targeted by Xiao Yu, the soldiers no longer dare to take the subway. If he could turn back time, the first thing the soldier would do was to change the chance encounter on the subway and dig a hole for himself.

Everyone shouted trumpets to cheer for the soldiers. Instructor Cai looked at Bing and Xiao Yu and smiled. I had a similar experience when I was in college, itchy, itchy, itching, and panicking.

"Ever thought about being a soldier?" During the military training, he took a break to temporarily get rid of Xiao Yu's "clutches", and Instructor Cai threw a bottle of water to the soldiers.

"It's my dream to be a soldier, and I plan to go to college first and then go to the army." The soldier smiled plainly and innocently: "I still want to be a general, and a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier!" ”

"There are ideals, good looks. I'm sure if you become a soldier, you'll be a ......."

"Silly soldier!"

Xiao Yu didn't know when he stood behind Bing, carrying two large kettles, and the corners of his mouth were raised. The girl heard the conversation between Bing and Instructor Cai, and felt that Bing was ridiculously innocent.

"The instructor and I were talking about war. Excuse me, but the war makes women go away. ”

"Well, that makes sense." Xiao Yu stuffed the kettle to the soldiers: "The school cafeteria cooked mung bean soup for everyone to cool off, since the war made the women go away, this task will be handed over to you, hard work, little fool soldier." ”

"Oh, there's more." Xiao Yu blinked her big beautiful eyes: "Your name is very unpleasant." Entrusted by the party and the people, I gave you a code name, 13142! ”

Code name? Instructor Cai laughed, he didn't think this code name sounded better than Bing's name.

"13142, love for a lifetime!" Bing's eyes lit up, and he was a little excited. The confession was so sudden, so direct, and the soldiers were not ready yet.

"Think too much, 13142."

Xiao Yu turned around gracefully, leaving a slender back.

"It's not a lifetime of love, it's a lifetime of love!"