Second, if someone asks you to calculate, you won't calculate, then it will be cheaper.

Three, you can't be sure, he's right, he has the ability to set off. ”

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, he didn't expect there to be so many doorways here.

When Wu Banxian heard this, he hurriedly shouted: "Old man Xu, what you said is not right." I'm kind enough to mention the lost lamb, even if I take advantage of it at that time, won't I make up for the little monk from somewhere else? ”

After speaking, Wu Banxian said to the other party: "Little monk, you don't sit next to me in vain, I'll give you free classes and take you to get started, what's the matter?" Not a loss, right? ”

Before Fang Zheng could speak, Uncle Xu said: "This is what you said, you are not allowed to pit him." This little monk is pleasing to my eyes, if you mess around, you will increase your rent! ”

Wu Banxian smiled bitterly: "If you don't raise my rent, whatever you say, it's okay to say that I am your son." ”

"Fuck off! My son wants to be like you, I'll hit my head and die, save worry. Uncle Xu scolded with a smile.

Fang Zheng thanked Uncle Xu again and again for his enthusiasm, and Uncle Xu waved his hand: "No thanks!" ”

Then he took the bird cage and walked the bird, and the one who walked was called a free and easy.

Fang Zheng sat next to Wu Banxian.

"Where's your guy?" Wu Banxian asked, pointing to his own guise.

Fang Zheng looked at it and shook his head and said, "No." ”

Wu Banxian smiled like an old fritter: "It's really the first time you've done this?" ”

Fang Zheng nodded.

Wu Banxian touched his chin and looked Fang Zheng up and down: "How can I say it, although you look good, but the number of roads is wrong." ”

Fang Zheng looked at Wu Banxian puzzled.

Wu Banxian said: "If you take a closer look, everyone here who is younger has painted himself with old makeup, and then he has a beard." Let's be a fortune teller, and we eat age food. Those fortune tellers are convinced that they have eyebrows on their mouths and are not able to speak firmly. The younger you are, the more you suffer.

Plus, you don't even have a roll-up banner or an advertisement, you...... I'm afraid it's been in vain today.

But that's fine, watch it on the side, learn, there are many doorways here. ”

Fang Zheng clasped his hands together and said, "Then there will be more guidance from the labor almsgiving." ”

Wu Banxian glared: "Who is the donor?" Shout long. ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Dao Chief." ”

Wu Banxian sighed: "That's right, I'm also a member of the Jade Void Palace." By the way, little monk, what do you call it? Where is the teacher? ”

Fang Zheng said: "The poor monk is Fangzheng, and the teacher is a Zen master." ”

After thinking about it, Wu Banxian asked, "I haven't heard of it, where is this finger temple?" But a famous temple on a famous mountain and a big river? What is the origin of that one-fingered Zen master? I have never heard of such a Buddha on Lingshan. ”

After Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, he coughed dryly and said, "This is not the Buddha on the Spirit Mountain, or an ordinary monk." ”

Wu Banxian rolled his eyes and said, "While there is no one, I'll teach you a good lesson." You have also seen that our involution is very powerful, you have to say that your master is an ordinary monk. Come on, you deserve to starve to death!

You have to brag about it, advertising this thing, just blow it hard.

Let's fool people first, as for whether fortune-telling is accurate, that is the technical work.

Think about it again, what do you say in this advertising slogan? ”

Fang Zheng thought about it, he is also a Buddha now, and the Zen master is the master of the Buddha, so he said, "Eh...... Then I say that he is a Buddha's master, okay? ”

Wu Banxian was surprised: "Okay, you kid can, go on the road, your head has been opened, right?" This head is a melon seed, and if he doesn't do some tricks and abductions, he will lose a lot. You're in the right business! ”

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "Are you praising me or scolding me?" What a Amitabha Buddha! ”

"You've learned fortune telling?" Wu Banxian asked again.

Fang Zheng shook his head: "I haven't learned." ”

Wu Banxian said with a smile: "Big brother, you haven't learned, so you dare to come to tell people's fortunes?" Aren't you afraid that you will miscalculate and people won't give money? ”

Without waiting for Fang Zheng to reply, Wu Banxian replied by himself: "It's the same, it's all like this." If you have time, you can learn the way to learn fortune telling, what "Zhou Yi", "Qimen Dunjia" and so on. ”

Fang Zheng said: "Those books are too profound, I'm afraid I can't understand them." ”

Wu Banxian said with a smile: "It seems that who can understand it, for so many years, I haven't seen anyone really eat those books." You don't have to understand, that's to learn some technical terms. Your focus is on psychology, and that's the guy who eats. ”

After speaking, Wu Banxian took out a qualification certificate from his arms: "See? I just got it last year. ”

Fang Zheng said: "What you do is psychological counseling?" ”

Wu Banxian said: "You can understand it this way, fortune telling, who doesn't want to be sure?" You smooth out his mood, it doesn't matter if you calculate it accurately or not. ”

The two talked, and there were gradually more people.

Fang Zheng found that Wu Banxian took out a stack of photos from his bag one after another and put them in front of him, all of which were group photos of Wu Banxian and others.

Fang Zheng took one and looked at it, and was immediately surprised, he actually knew the person in this photo!

It is the big star Li Xueying!

Thinking of Li Xueying, Fang Zheng couldn't help but think of the process of the two knowing each other, but now that everything has been erased by the Buddha, he is not sure if Li Xueying still remembers him as a little monk.

Wu Banxian saw that Fang Zheng was looking at the photo in a daze, and grabbed it casually and said, "Li Xueying, what's so good-looking." ”

"Big stars taking pictures with you? What else is there to see? Fang Zheng asked.

Wu Banxian sneered: "Are big stars rare?" I also have a group photo of the presidents of various countries. ”

After speaking, Wu Banxian casually picked up a few photos: "From the rice country, from the book country, from the high stick country...... Ay...... I remember that I also had a set of group photos of the presidents of the United States? I can't find it. ”

Fang Zheng looked at the photo, his eyes were about to pop out, but after hearing this, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The presidents of the United States?

Those presidents are not all the same way, many people tear their faces in order to campaign, and there are many people who don't get along with each other for the rest of their lives, how can they get together and take a group photo?

Fang Zheng then asked, "Are you sure, you are real?" ”

Wu Banxian rolled his eyes and said, "How can it be true?" If it were true, could I sit here? It has long been offered, or pulled to dissect for experiments. ”

When Fang Zheng heard this, there was really a problem, so he asked, "Then where did you get all these things?" ”

Wu Banxian raised his head and said proudly: "I drew it, and then scanned it down for the big seal, what's going on?" Realistic isn't it? ”

Fangzheng's eyes really almost fell off, he picked up those photos and looked at them carefully, no matter how they looked, they didn't look like paintings, the people on them, every hair, everyone's eyes were real! Some of the photos even look a little old because of their age......