Fang Zheng confirmed again: "You really painted this?" ”

Wu Banxian said: "Nonsense, it's not a painting, is it still a PS?" PS is a little bit of a trace, my painting is absolutely seamless. Don't doubt it, I graduated from a regular art university, but I was unemployed after graduation, so I had no choice but to change my career. ”

Fang Zheng gasped: "You draw so well, will you be unemployed?" ”

The smile on Wu Banxian's face disappeared, and he patted Fang Zheng's shoulder meaningfully and said, "There are some things, you don't understand, and I can't tell." It's like, Van Gogh was a poor ghost when he was alive, and his paintings were worthless, but when he died, they were suddenly worth a lot, why? ”

Fang Zheng shook his head......

Wu Banxian nodded and said, "The ghost TM knows!" ”

Wu Banxian continued: "Don't talk about that, let's talk about it now, I'm a realistic person, I don't like it, and it's worthless to be belittled by those old professors!" In their words, my words are the use of basic skills, it is a person, and it makes no sense for me to draw, a mobile phone, a camera can take a picture, I take that effort, what is the point? ”

Fang Zheng wanted to comfort Wu Banxian, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know how to comfort him.

Wu Banxian smiled freely and said, "Don't comfort me, I'm old, I want to open it." Dreams, that's a fart! When I hold it, I feel uncomfortable, and I feel uncomfortable not doing something. When you release it, you find that no one cares, and even dislikes you. The dream is too illusory, and making money in a down-to-earth manner is the last word. No tickets, no women, no houses, nothing.

Nothing, what's the use of dreams?

What's more, I can't think of a bird for this painting! ”

After Wu Banxian finished speaking, he began to change the topic and began to talk to Fang Zheng about the doorway in this industry.

Looking at his mouthful, proud, and comfortable appearance, Fang Zheng felt very fake, he could see a touch of desolation from the depths of Wu Banxian's eyes, a touch of unwillingness, a touch of dreams that were about to be erased and disappeared......

Fang Zheng suddenly asked, "Dao Chief, how old are you this year?" I feel like you're not that old, but you're deliberately pretending to be old. ”

Wu Banxian raised his head slightly, raised a palm and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the heavenly secret must not be leaked." ”

At this time, there were more and more people, and Wu Banxian's words were less, and he began to sit there, looking like a master in the world, occasionally looking at people and smiling, occasionally shaking his head at people and sighing......

Founder knows that these are all attractive methods, and they just use different methods to attract customers for people with different faces.

Fang Zheng didn't know this, so he sat there honestly, thinking about what his mission was this time.

At this moment, an old lady passed by in a panic.

Wu Banxian's eyes lit up, and he shook his head and said, "Old man, I lost something very important." ”

The old lady's footsteps suddenly stopped.

Fang Zheng looked at Wu Banxian in surprise, completely unable to understand how he knew that the old lady had lost something?

Wu Banxian looked like a master outside the world, sitting there with an indifferent expression.

The old lady asked, "Dao Chief, you ask me?" ”

Wu Banxian smiled: "Apart from you, has anyone lost something important?" ”

The old lady was suddenly excited: "Dao Chief, looking for something, can it be counted?" ”

Wu Banxian laughed Sansheng, pointed to the banner on the side of the hand: "Nothing can't be counted", and said in a long voice: "Can-"

The old lady immediately crouched down.

Wu Banxian added another sentence in a long voice: "Or not, it all depends on whether you are sincere or not." ”

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes again, this Nima is equivalent to not saying anything! If you are wrong, you will be sincere, and if you are wrong, you will say that the other party is not sincere, and it is really an old liar in the rivers and lakes, which is too slippery.

Moreover, Fang Zheng seriously suspected that he was also blindsided by the old lady's loss of things, and it was purely by chance.

But the old lady was obviously not stupid, and as soon as she heard this, she immediately got up and was about to leave.

Wu Banxian immediately added: "If you count the money, if you can't count it, you will return it all." ”

The old lady's body that was just about to get up immediately squatted steadily, and her eyes were much firmer when she looked at Wu Banxian.

Founder can only call the routine in his heart on the side, and TM is a routine! It is clear that this product is idle and idle, and it is right to make money, and if it is wrong, it is necessary to have a reputation, how to win!

"What's it?" Wu Banxian asked.

The old lady said, "I have a bag of jewelry that I can't find." I can't remember where I put it for a while, can you help me figure it out, where did I put it? ”

Fang Zheng laughed when he heard this, how can this be counted? He smiled and watched how Wu Banxian responded.

Wu Banxian gave him a look, as if to say, "You learn a little!" ”

Wu Banxian didn't talk nonsense, picked up the turtle shell in his hand, the copper coin, shook it and sprinkled it on the gossip map, after the copper plate fell on the gossip map, Wu Banxian sighed: "Oops......"

The old lady nervously asked, "How is it?" ”

Wu Banxian shook his head and said: "The dark clouds cover the moon and don't see the light, and you don't see the light when you look up." ”

"What do you mean?" The old lady asked.

Wu Banxian stretched out his hand and pointed to the sign that said a hexagram of 100 yuan, and the old lady also understood the market and directly gave him 100 yuan.

Wu Banxian stuffed it into his pocket before explaining: "The dark clouds cover the moon and don't see the light, which means that your thing has fallen in a dark place without light." When you look up, you don't look down, but you don't see it, but on the ground. Go back and look carefully for the dark corners of the ground, and you will find them. I'll take the 100 yuan first, and if it's not allowed, I'll return you. ”

The old lady believed it when she heard it, and quickly got up and said, "Thank you, thank you......"

Fang Zhengze shook his head for a while, Wu Banxian's words are too pitiful, what dark clouds cover the moon and don't see the light is a fool's words. The old lady said that she couldn't remember where she put the thing, which meant that she put it casually.

Such valuable things must be kept secret.

The old lady has searched for it and has not found it, which means that the place is quite secret, and there must be no one on the surface, so it must be a hidden place without light.

In the end, with the figure of an old lady, it is impossible to climb the attic or something, then it must be hidden under the bed, under the cabinet.

So saying that Wu Banxian is tantamount to saying a bunch of nonsense!

However, Fang Zheng did not debunk Wu Banxian, because he found that after listening to Wu Banxian's words, the old lady's original restless and anxious mood was much calmer, her tense nerves were also relaxed, and her walking was steady.

A hundred yuan to buy peace of mind, or even to buy peace, does not seem to be a loss.

After the old lady was in a good mood, she suddenly saw this white and pure little monk with kind eyes on the side, and then her eyes were a little straight.

Fang Zheng was a little uncomfortable and coughed dryly.

The old lady came back to her senses at this time, and then asked with some curiosity in her kind face, "Little Master, you can also tell fortunes?" ”