Chapter 70: The Monk Who Masturbates [Asking for Subscription]

However, the problem Qiao Bai said is indeed a problem.

Fang Zheng didn't reply, but began to rummage through other songs in his mind.

It's just that this time, he didn't look for it randomly, but for a purpose!

First of all, "If One Day I Become Rich" is a very down-to-earth song, and it was chosen because of his maverick. Secondly, Fang Zheng already has a suitable singer choice in his heart, and if he wants to fit that singer, he has to find similar songs.

So he chooses the same person's songs, so as to ensure that the genre does not change too much.

"Search, Mao Buyi's song!"

The big book in front of Fang Zheng's eyes flipped through quickly, and finally showed all the songs of Mao Buyi.

Fang Zheng quickly looked at the past one by one, he thought that a person's lyrics must be high and low, not every song can be as down-to-earth as "If One Day I Become Rich".

As a result, I never expected that Mao Buyi's songs were better than the other, and each one pointed directly to the hearts of the people!

Seeing this, Fang Zheng smiled, he knew that he had won at least half of this competition!

The rest depends on the strength of the singer.

"That's you!"

Fang Zheng chose the songs......

"Master Founder? Master Founder? Are you listening to me? Qiao Bai raised his voice slightly.

Fang Zheng came back to his senses at this time, smiled and folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, don't worry, don't worry, the poor monk will go to find the singer and come back in a while!" ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng pulled his legs and ran.

When Qiao Bai came back to his senses, Fang Zheng ran away!

Fang Zheng didn't know any singers, but he thought of someone, the young man who was singing in the subway station!

Rushed all the way out of the building and into the subway station, while Fang Zheng silently prayed that the man must be there, but don't go!

However, Fang Zheng was disappointed, and the place where the singer sang before was empty.

"Gone?" Fang Zheng lamented for a while: "This is going to lose!" ”

Then Fang Zheng remembered that the other party seemed to be working in a nearby hospital, so Fang Zheng rushed out of the subway station again and went straight to the hospital.

"Talented, are you singing again? If you want me to say, don't dream of being a singer, just be your caretaker honestly. In the hospital, a young nurse smiled at the young man who came to work with a guitar on his back and quipped.

The young man smiled shyly: "Salted fish still has a dream of turning over, I want to try." ”

"Others call it trying, but you call it a different face to bask in the sun." At this time, a fat nurse came over and said bitterly: "You are not young anymore, hurry up and come down to work with peace of mind." Carrying a guitar on his back every day and singing in the subway station, I don't know and think you're asking for food. ”

The young man replied: "Those who ask for food don't buy guitars, they all buy villas." ”

"You!" The fat woman was a little speechless by the young man, and glared: "Hurry up and change your clothes!" ”

The young man turned and walked to the locker room.

Behind him came the chatter of two women.

"Fat sister, don't keep scolding him. That's a hobby, too. The young nurse said.

The fat nurse snorted: "Rich people sing and call it a hobby, and people who don't have money sing and call it not doing their job." Look at what he looks like, don't say that he can't sing, even if he sings well, he can't make his debut with that face, right? It's so ordinary! ”

"Okay...... It's quite an honest person, and it's quite interesting to speak. ”

"You're too young to understand anything, sister told you, if you can be a singer like him, I'll perform a handstand and wash your hair!"

As soon as the words fell, I heard a sound of footsteps, and at the same time a voice sounded: "The donor with the guitar, stop!" ”

The young man stopped, looked back suspiciously, and saw a white-clothed monk rushing towards him, he recognized the other party, but before he could speak, the monk grabbed his arm and dragged him away.

The strength was like a tractor, and he found that the resistance he had exhausted was like a chick struggling, and it was useless.

When the two nurses saw that a monk was arresting someone in public, they immediately became anxious.

The fat nurse shouted, "Monk, what are you doing?!" ”

The white-clothed monk said: "This donor sings so well, Blue Flag TV invited him to be on the show!" ”

"What?!"

The two nurses and the young man were shocked, and their three mouths seemed to fit three duck eggs.

Fang Zheng didn't care about them, and just dragged a stunned young man out of the hospital.

The two nurses behind him glanced at each other, and the young nurse said, "Sister, do you want to help when you are upside down?" ”

Fat Nurse: "......#¥amp; amp; ”

……

Downstairs at the Blue Flag TV station, the young man and Fang Zheng stood side by side, looking up at the brightly lit building.

The young man said, "Really...... Really let me sing? ”

Fang Zheng patted him on the shoulder and said, "Amitabha, monks don't speak, no." ”

"Nima ......" The young man couldn't help but scold his mother, turned around and ran.

was grabbed by the monk on the side.

"Master, let go, I'm almost late, and my salary will be deducted if I'm late!" The young man shouted.

Fang Zhengdao: "It was the poor monk who invited you to go to Blue Flag TV, and I wrote that you sang and sang." ”

Hearing this, the young man stopped struggling and exclaimed, "You participated in the show where I write you sing?" Have you made the choice? You chose me? ”

Obviously, young people know the rules of the show "You Write and I Sing" very well, have paid attention to it, and even submitted it, but they haven't done it.

Fang Zheng nodded: "Yes, the poor monk chose you." ”

The young man was excited: "Why did you choose me?" ”

Fang Zheng said: "Because I don't have a choice, if I don't choose you, there will only be a few college students left." ”

The young man thought that the other party would say something like Boyazi's bosom friend, but he replied with such a sentence, which really made him want to hit someone.

Fang Zheng smiled: "Moreover, my song is very suitable for you." By the way, what's your name? ”

The young man said, "My name is Mao Xiaofan." ”

Fang Zheng said: "You are also surnamed Mao?" ”

Mao Xiaofan looked at Fang Zheng puzzled: "What's wrong?" Isn't it okay? ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "It's not that it can't be, it's too good, if you don't win a championship, I'm sorry for this surname!" ”

Mao Xiaofan looked confused: "You...... Do you want to win the championship? Just the two of us? ”

Fang Zheng knew that he didn't believe it, and he didn't blame him, because he didn't believe it himself.

However, as the so-called strategic contempt for the enemy and tactical attention to the enemy, the confidence in the early stage must be paved.

Fang Zheng said: "What do you mean by the two of us?" I'll tell you, it's just the two of us! ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng took Mao Xiaofan to a convenience store, took out a pen and paper, and began to write a song quickly.

Mao Xiaofan was skeptical of Fang Zheng's words at first, but when he really saw the lyrics, he was surprised! When I saw the score, my little eyes began to shine, and the thick spectacle lenses couldn't block the light!

……

Blue Flag TV.

"Something happened to the team leader!" Wang Peng found Qiao Bai, his face was very embarrassed.

Qiao Bai frowned: "You want to talk about us being secretly filmed live broadcast, right?" ”

While speaking, Qiao Bai raised his mobile phone, which is a very popular short video platform at the moment, and it is also one of the largest live broadcast platforms.

And the above is broadcasting the scene of the "I Write You Sing" program group at this time!

The barrage flying on the screen was even more scolding: "Where did the arrogant and ignorant monk dare to challenge my idol?" ”

"Huashen is invincible, crush that monk to death!"

"Huashen, Huashen, Huashen!"

"What better is this show? As soon as Huashen came out, those scum lyricists and a group of students who had never heard of their names became scum in an instant, and the two were not comparable at all. Let's just give the award, let's end it! ”

"Although I really want to say that I want to give newcomers a chance, but since Huashen is invited, there is really no need to compare this game."

"Let's give the award, let's finish!"

"This will be the shortest variety show in history, right? Ha ha...... The program team's brain was in water, and they actually made such a big BUG oolong. Let's disperse! ”

……

In addition to shouting to disperse, there are also people shouting......

"What about the arrogant and ignorant monk? Come out and howl twice! ”

"Monk, quit, this is not a temple, no one is used to you."

"Who gave you the courage to bet against Huashen? Buddha? Bah! ”

"What about the monks? Why don't you have a shot of him yet? You won't run away, will you? ”

……

The voice is almost one-sided, the only difference is that some people are scolding the program team, and some people are scolding Fangzheng for not being good.

"Team leader, it must have been Pan Wenbo's doing! He's deliberately hyping us up...... If I guessed correctly, after the topic of our side exploded, if our show was taken off the shelves, Hua Lei would definitely go to him with this wave of heat. When the time comes, it will be logical to advertise him. Insidious, so insidious! Wang Peng scolded.

Qiao Bai was not anxious, and sat there calmly.

Wang Peng hurriedly said: "Team leader, aren't you in a hurry at all?" ”

Qiao Bai asked rhetorically, "Is it useful to be in a hurry?" From the time Pan Wenbo jumped out, our show was destined to be a big gamble. It's just that the chips on this table are getting bigger and bigger. If you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent, either soar to the sky or ......"

Qiao Bai didn't say anything, but Wang Peng understood.

But look at the combination of Hua Lei and Tao Kai over there, and then look at the people on his side, as well as the missing Fangzheng, is there any hope?

"Team leader, why hasn't Fang Zheng come back yet?" Wang Peng asked.

Qiao Bai sat there calmly: "I don't know, you can call him and ask, the show is about to start." ”

Wang Peng nodded, took out his mobile phone and walked to the side to dial Fangzheng's number.

"Hey, Master Founder, where have you been? The show is about to start...... What? Are you jerking off?! ”

Wang Peng almost screamed, but this was still heard by others, and Tao Kai laughed directly: "Masturbation...... Hahaha...... A monk masturbating? Hahaha...... Jerking off before the game? Do you expect such an unreliable monk to compare with us? Are you kidding! ”

Wang Peng's old face was flushed, but he was speechless, and looked at Qiao Bai helplessly.

At this moment, Qiao Bai was not calm.

Who knows that the person who knows that he pinned all his hopes on ran to masturbate before the game, and he probably will be confused, right?

……

Regardless of the collective confusion of Blue Flag TV, Master Fangzheng at this moment is indeed masturbating.