At this moment, he has tofu skin in his left hand and roasted vegetables in his right hand, and he is inhaled by the spicy hiss, but he is not tired of it.

On the side, Mao Xiaofan squatted on the road, singing the above song to the score, and playing the guitar with both hands......

Fang Zheng didn't know how to sing, but he could still hear whether it was good or not, and he found that Mao Buyi's song was simply tailor-made for Mao Xiaofan.

Whether it is voice or rhythm, Mao Xiaofan can quickly master the skill, as if he has practiced for a long time.

After eating and drinking, Fang Zheng asked, "Master Mao, how is it?" ”

Mao Xiaofan raised his head and smiled: "Now except for nervousness, everything is fine." ”

Fang Zheng touched his chin, nervousness is not a small problem, if he is in the middle of the battle, ten percent of his strength cannot be exerted three percent, then it is basically a calf.

Fang Zheng asked, "You...... Is there a way you can keep yourself from being nervous? ”

Mao Xiaofan shook his head: "No...... No way, after all, it's such a big stage. ”

Fang Zheng thought about it, and at this moment, Fang Zheng saw two men at the next table drinking beer and skewers, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Boss, bring me a bottle of Erguotou!" ”

The boss looked at Fang Zheng in amazement, then shook his head and muttered, "Aren't you pretending to be fake monks now?" Directly ask for alcohol. ”

Founder: "......"

……

The show started on time, the host appeared, and everything was according to the previously designed opening.

Although the show was not rehearsed by all the staff, the host, lighting, sound, etc. were rehearsed, so everything went smoothly at the opening ceremony.

But when he appeared as a lyricist, the problem arose.

Tao Kai was the first to come out, he took the microphone directly, and said to the camera: "Okay, everyone is very busy, don't have extra nonsense, let's get to the point!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of everyone in the tutor's seat were extremely ugly, Wang Peng was also angry, Qiao Bai was also a little less calm, his eyes were a little more anxious, and he glanced at the entrance from time to time, but he didn't see the shadow of the monk.

Tao Kai continued: "The audience should basically know what happened, right? If there's anything I don't know, I'll just talk about it briefly.

It's very simple, this show group is far more fucked up than I thought.

invited us all the way over, but this show is facing the risk of being taken off the shelves tomorrow!

Isn't that a trick?

According to my temperament, there is no need to do this show, just disperse, don't take up everyone's time.

But they don't listen, they have to broadcast it......

As a result, the mentors who were originally invited did not come, and they invited a group of college students to be tutors. Oh my God, I've grown so big, I've seen a little bit of the world, I've participated in a few talent shows, and it's the first time I've seen such a crotch-pulling mentor team! ”

The screen is frantically brushed with garbage program groups, garbage program groups and other subtitles to cooperate with Tao Kai.

Tao Kai didn't care about Wang Peng's cannibalistic eyes, and continued: "But this is not the worst part of this show.

The worst part of this show is my opponents, look at who those people are?

To say that they are grassroots lyricists is to praise them.

In my eyes, they are a bunch of garbage!

Compare yourself to them?

This kind of unchallenging talent show, I really can't figure out the necessity of his existence.

What's more, I also invited Huashen to help.

Huashen sang my songs, and those garbage songs were sung by a group of college students......

Hehe......

What is this?

Do cannons hit flies?

No, it's a nuclear bomb to hit flies!

It's disgusting, isn't it? ”

Hearing this, not only the faces of the program team were darkened, but the faces of the contestants and mentor teams were also extremely ugly, and they glared at Tao Kai one by one.

If it weren't for the concern that he couldn't provoke the forces behind him, someone would have rushed up to beat him.

And there are more barrages on the Internet......

"Nuclear bombs hit flies, hahaha......"

"Everyone keep in formation, nuclear bombs hit flies, and the program team is disbanded!"

"Everyone keep in formation, nuclear bombs hit flies, and the program team is disbanded!"

"Everyone keep in formation, nuclear bombs hit flies, and the program team is disbanded!"

……

With the start of the show, Tao Kai grabbed the microphone and opened the air, and the popularity of the show skyrocketed, and the ratings also increased for a while.

"Well done!" Pan Wenbo, who was behind the scenes, smiled happily: "This show is to stir up, wait for Huashen to crush the garbage, and then directly threaten to participate in my show...... Hehe, after this wave of advertisements, who dares to say that I don't understand hype and program production? ”

A few henchmen on the side patted their ass, praising Pan Wenbo for being a genius, genius, and so on......

……

Tao Kai continued: "Of course, this is not the most infuriating.

In the case that the victory and defeat have been divided, there are still people who jump out to challenge the combination of me and Huashen.

An unpopular one, a little-known one, a monk who wrote a saliva song, and a monk who doesn't even have a singer, he actually wants to challenge the combination of me and Huashen!

Oh, my God......

Oh, my God!

Where did he get the courage?

The most ridiculous thing is that he ran away before the show started, saying that he went out to find the singer who sang his song.

Looking for a singer now? A random wild singer on the street is also worthy of taking the stage to fight with Huashen?

This is simply an insult to Huashen!

This is no longer a nuclear bomb to fight flies, this is a nuclear bomb to fight maggots! Even if you win, it's disgusting! ”

The barrage swiped the screen again.

All nuclear bombs fight maggots......

Tao Kai saw that the popularity of the show was coming up, and the time was almost up, so he coughed dryly and said:

"For this unreliable show, I really can't stand it for a moment. I took the stage and grabbed the microphone because I didn't want to waste even a second of my time here.

I suggest going straight to the point, directly fighting against Huashen and the monk, and determining life and death in one game.

As for those garbage songs, forget it, don't do it, no one cares about it anyway, and no one listens to it.

If the audience thinks I'm right, please hit 1 on the public screen! ”

“1！”

“1”

“1”

“1”

……

Countless 1s flashed across the screen.

Listening to Tao Kai's undisguised words of belittling and trampling on himself, the contestants turned blue with anger, clenched their fists, and couldn't wait to go up and give him two punches.

Someone couldn't help but curse below: "The dog thing of the fox and the fake tiger!" ”

"Team Leader Qiao, public opinion is like this, what do you think?" Tao Kai looked at Qiao Bai.

Qiao Bai put down his phone and got up slowly, hesitation appeared for the first time in his eyes, not that he didn't dare to bet, but that Fang Zheng hadn't come back yet. She's also a little bottomless......

But she knows that she can't panic, she can't mess up, now everyone is watching her, she is the backbone of the show, if she messes up, then the show will really be over.

"Team Leader Qiao, do you have something to say? It can't be facing the camera, nervous, right? Oh...... I remembered that the monk ran away and didn't come back. You don't have a score in your own heart, do you? If you want me to say, is it so difficult to bow your head and admit your mistakes? The show is rubbish, bow and apologize, resign and leave, isn't it good? It's not that hard, is it? ”

Qiao Bai didn't know how to answer for a while.

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Amitabha, I'm sorry to keep you waiting!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the camera immediately turned around.

In an instant, there was an extra monk dressed in white, white and innocent on the screen!

"Oh, what a monk!"

"It's not a monk, this monk is too white."

"It doesn't matter if he is a monk or not, the one who challenges the Chinese god will die!"

"Huashen is invincible!"

"Monk, admit defeat!"

"Monk, hurry up and admit defeat, don't waste everyone's time!"

"Admit defeat, you don't have a chance!"

……

When Tao Kai saw this scene, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Huashen's fans are really good, hahaha......"

However, Tao Kai didn't want Fang Zheng to surrender so quickly now, and he enjoyed the feeling of being in the limelight. After so many years in the music industry, he has never been so noticed.

So, he opened his mouth and mocked: "Fangzheng, do you really dare to come back, have you found a singer?" ”

Fang Zheng didn't speak, took a step out of the way, revealing the big boy behind him who was not very tall, with glasses, and was not very handsome but very shy.

Seeing everyone look over, Mao Xiaofan cautiously raised his hand and said hello: "Hi ......"

"Poof...... Hahaha...... Did you really pull a singer on the side of the road? I've seen this kid sing in the subway every day, right? Tao Kai laughed out loud when he saw Mao Xiaofan.

Hua Lei shook his head directly, and said with a disappointed face: "It's boring...... It's not challenging at all. ”

Wang Peng was also about to cry, he commuted to and from work on the subway every day, so naturally he wouldn't know Mao Xiaofan.

Mao Xiaofan's songs are all folk songs, at least in his opinion, there are no bright spots, so he is never optimistic about Mao Xiaofan.

Seeing that Fang Zheng called Mao Xiaofan over, he directly covered his face in despair: "It's over, it's all over...... Why did Abbot Fangzheng call him here, this is more than a hair? Surrender directly! ”

Qiao Bai also frowned, Mao Xiaofan, she also knows.

As a commuter, she can also ride in the car without driving, this big boy who stands and sings at the door every day, of course she has noticed.

It's just that she thinks more than Wang Peng, she thinks of Fangzheng's song, and thinks of Mao Xiaofan's voice and tranquility, and the two seem to fit somewhat.

If it is placed in normal times, Mao Xiaofan can indeed be used.

But today's opponent of Fangzheng is Huashen, and the gap between the two is too big, this is definitely not a mountain that Mao Xiaofan can cross.

The most important thing is that Mao Xiaofan has no stage experience, and she is very worried about whether Mao Xiaofan will be afraid of singing out of tune because of nervousness after he takes the stage.

Thinking of this, Qiao Bai couldn't sit still, walked over, and whispered to the other party that he was worried.

Hearing this, Fang Zheng pursed his lips and smiled: "Donor, don't worry, the poor monk has his own way not to make him too nervous." As for whether he could win, the poor monk didn't dare to pack the ticket. After all, I haven't heard Hua Lei's songs, and I haven't heard my songs, so it's hard to compare. ”