Chapter 78: Salted Fish King Eight [Asking for Subscription]
The red boy grinned, too lazy to explain.
For a while, the atmosphere in the car was a little awkward.
The boy continued, "Professor Hao, I really can't figure out why we came to this kind of place. Although the upload on the Internet is very evil, but no matter how I think this is a scam made by locals, to put it bluntly, it is no different from the temporary Internet celebrity places in other places. ”
The mud monkey was a little unhappy: "How can you talk?" What is a scam? Although our Fangtang Village is poor, there are not so many flowers. ”
Professor Hao said slowly: "Zhuang Yan, Tian Shaoyun, have you seen the video I sent you?" ”
The girl Zhuang Yan and the young man Tian Shaoyun nodded one after another, Tian Shaoyun said: "I've seen it, it's too fake, it's so far away, it's still so clear!" How can it be? Even if the photographic equipment is good enough, it is unlikely that the light will be so clear, right? At first glance, it's made of special effects. ”
"I don't think that's true either, but the temple has been too active lately. An old friend asked me to come and see if it was fake, tell the local government and demolish it on the spot, so as not to cause cholera to people's hearts. After all, this is his hometown, and he doesn't want someone here to swagger and deceive and harm neighbors. ”
"What, you're going to demolish our temple?" The red boy was suddenly unhappy and glared at the three of them.
Professor Hao looked at the red boy calmly: "If it's true, naturally it won't be dismantled." If it's fake, you can't stop it if it's demolished. Son, you should go to school when you're so old, instead of being a guide in this desert and becoming someone else's tool to make money. ”
Speaking of this, Professor Hao sighed and said, "Seeing you here as a guide, speaking rudely, and asking me to call you grandpa, I know that you shouldn't have gone to school, right?" ”
As soon as the red boy wanted to say something, Professor Hao said with a serious face: "Don't lie!" Did you not go to school? ”
Thinking about it, it seems that he has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, and he has indeed never gone to school.
So the red boy snorted: "What's the matter if you haven't been on it?" I haven't lived well for hundreds of thousands of years. ”
"Poof...... You don't read Buddhist scriptures in the temple, do you? Or hundreds of thousands of years? You'll live for a few years! Tian Shaoyun teased.
The red boy gave him a blank look: "How many years have I lived, I know in my heart, do you want to teach?" I said that hundreds of thousands of years are hundreds of thousands of years, and whoever lies will be struck by lightning! ”
Zhuang Yan saw that the red boy was angry, and hit Tian Shaoyun with her elbow, signaling him to say a few words.
Tian Shaoyun smiled and said, "You said hundreds of thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years...... Are you old? ”
The red boy snorted: "Yudan? What kind of thing is it? When I was born, the gods had to come and worship me. ”
"Mmmm, amazing, amazing, haha......" Tian Shaoyun glanced at Zhuang Yan while drinking, and they both saw the helplessness, sympathy and smile in each other's eyes. The two of them became more and more convinced that this was a bear child who had been harmed by Xianxia.
The red boy also found out that he didn't seem to be able to explain clearly, but he didn't bother to explain, so he just tilted his head and fell asleep.
During this time, Professor Hao has been watching a video.
That was the first time Jing Yan came to the temple, filmed through her mobile phone and drone. Jing Yan's equipment can be said to be top-notch, and the shooting effect is naturally excellent.
Moreover, there is no pollution in this desert, the moonlight and stars are very bright at night, and the flowers on the other side will also shine, so they will shoot such a good shot.
Apparently, though, Professor Hao doesn't think so.
She watched the video carefully, and finally shook her head and sighed: "Everything is for fame and fortune, and I don't hesitate to fake for fame and fortune, Internet celebrities...... Internet celebrities are about to become derogatory. ”
Tian Shaoyun said: "It was originally a derogatory term. ”
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When the mud monkey heard this, he didn't say anything, but his eyes were full of disdain, he had seen the magic of Fangzheng. More than once I have seen flowers on the other side break through the ground.
But he didn't bother to explain, some people's faces only need facts to smoke, and it's useless to say too much.
Soon, the mud monkey pointed to the front and said, "It's here!" ”
Tian Shaoyun said: "Are you kidding? It's all desert, where did the temple come from? ”
As he spoke, the mud monkey drove up a large sand dune with one foot on the accelerator.
As soon as Tian Shaoyun finished speaking, he saw a small temple appear under the sand dunes, and a huge Bodhi tree in the temple stared at the sun and spread out its leaves, and the small temple under the shelter was not directly exposed to the sun.
On the northwest side of the temple, a small green tree is thriving, and a white-clothed monk is carrying a bucket in one hand and scooping water in the other.
At the entrance of the temple, a big white wolf was lying there yawning.
"Also...... There's a temple! There really is a linden tree that only exists in the south?! Can it grow so lush here? Fake, right? Tian Shaoyun subconsciously thought of this possibility.
Professor Hao said, "Let's go, go down and have a look." ”
"Okay!" The mud monkey drove the car down.
The mud monkey has been here a few times, and last time he carried the saplings with the lone wolf, so he is not afraid of the lone wolf.
When they arrived at the place, the mud monkey came to the lone wolf and said cautiously, "Master Jingfa, we are here to worship the Buddha, you see? ”
"Poof...... A wolf is also called a mage? Hou Tian, are you sure you're not kidding? Tian Shaoyun smiled.
The mud monkey said: "Don't underestimate this wolf, Master Fangzheng has several apprentices, namely the lone wolf purifying method, the squirrel purifying the wide, the monkey purifying the truth, and the child purifying the heart." This lone wolf is the elder brother! ”
Tian Shaoyun rolled his eyes and said, "I don't think I can recruit disciples, it's true to catch a pet to fill the number, right?" Zhuang Yan, what do you think? ”
Zhuang Yan was a little afraid of the lone wolf, so she hid behind Tian Shaoyun and peeked out at the lone wolf, and then shrank back: "I don't know...... Brother Hou, does it bite? ”
Without waiting for the mud monkey to reply, the lone wolf squinted at her, and she shrank back in fright.
The lone wolf yawned, got up slowly, and then turned and walked into the temple.
An expression that I don't bother to bother with you.
At this time, Jingxin walked over: "A few donors, if you want to worship the Buddha, just go directly." The bitter spring water in the courtyard is one hundred and one bowls, and the incense in it is two hundred and one burns. It's up to you whether you burn it or not, but if you don't burn it, it will definitely not work. Don't mess with the contents inside, feel free to do the rest. ”
Jingxin didn't like these three people, so he left after explaining.
"This service attitude is too bad, right? Mud monkeys, you Internet celebrities can't do it. Now everyone is comparing the service, the service is poor, who will come in the future? Tian Shaoyun complained.
The mud monkey said: "How many times have I told you, this is not a simple Internet celebrity." This has nothing to do with our village, which is a temple. What are the rules for going to the big temple, here are the rules. ”
Professor Hao finally spoke: "Let's go, go in and have a look." ”
After speaking, Professor Hao took the lead and walked into the temple.
To Professor Hao's surprise, it was clear that the heat outside was monstrous and unpleasant, but as soon as he entered the temple, the temperature dropped instantly. The shade of the trees is like an air conditioner, the temperature is not high or low, and it is very comfortable.
Professor Hao looked up at the dense and flourishing Bodhi tree, caught a fallen leaf casually, and exclaimed, "It's true...... It's amazing that this kind of tree can be stocked in the northwest. Not to mention anything else, such a big southern tree survived in the desert, which can be regarded as a good Internet celebrity landscape. ”
"Huh? Mud monkey, that's what you call the second senior brother, right? Hahaha...... What a squirrel! Tian Shaoyun pointed to the squirrel on the tree and smiled: "It's really fat!" ”
When the squirrel heard this, he was immediately unhappy, and after giving him a roll of the eyes for himself to understand, he turned around and jumped off the linden tree and went to the backyard.
Zhuang Yan looked at the little squirrel with bright eyes, called it cute, and then exclaimed: "Look! The monkey is sweeping the floor! ”
I saw a monkey wearing a simple monk's robe was holding a broom and slowly sweeping the fallen leaves on the ground.
The crowd watching was a little dazed.
The mud monkey said, "Now you know the magic of this temple, right?" ”
Tian Shaoyun said unconvinced: "The monkey is already extremely intelligent, and after being tamed by someone with a heart, it is not difficult to sweep the ground at all!" ”
Professor Hao retorted to him for the first time and said: "But there is no one who can sweep out a single Zen rhyme." The monkey has a stubborn personality, but this monkey is old and serious, and his every move is not hurried or slow, with a sense of Zen. This...... This is not something that can be tamed, it can only be done if it is realized. This temple does have some meaning. ”
Hearing what Professor Hao said, although Tian Shaoyun was not convinced, he didn't say anything anymore, pointed to the bitter spring on the ground and said, "There is really a spring here." ”
Zhuang Yan didn't look at the spring, but pointed to the wishing pond on the side and smiled: "There is a small wishing pond here!" Why is this king so much like a salted fish? ”
When the salted fish heard this, he really wanted to jump up and hold on to the crutches and say: "You are the eighth king!" ”
The mud monkey hurriedly explained: "This is the salted fish, not the king." ”
Zhuang Yanqiao's face flushed, of course she knew that it was a salted fish, but the wishing pond was usually used to put Wang Ba, so she thought that this salted fish was used instead of Wang Ba, so she said that it was Wang Ba.
Zhuang Yan asked, "Is there a wishing spirit here?" ”
The mud monkey shook his head and said, "I don't know, but the bodhisattva inside makes a wish that is a real spirit." Of course, you don't need it, after all, it's a son Guanyin. ”
Tian Shaoyun smiled: "Spirit? How spiritual can it be? I have been to many temples in the world, and they all say that they are spiritual. Each has its own way of bragging, how do you brag about this? ”
"Amitabha, the poor monk is different. Grant every wish! At this moment, a Buddha horn came from behind several people.
When everyone looked back, they saw a white-robed monk who had come back at some point.
At this time, a very white monk, his clothes were white, his skin was as white as jade, but there was a little baby red in the white, and his eyes were very bright, exuding a peaceful and sunny temperament.