Chapter 79: Vinegar Jar [Asking for Subscription]

"Abbot Fangzheng, are you back? These three are the pilgrims I brought. The mud monkey immediately explained.

Fang Zheng smiled slightly, which was a response.

Professor Hao frowned and looked at Fang Zheng, not saying a word, as if he was thinking about something.

Zhuang Yan's eyes lit up when she looked at Fang Zheng, and muttered, "Wow...... It's more handsome than in the video. ”

When Tian Shaoyun heard this, he was immediately unhappy, he has always had a crush on Zhuang Yan, and now the beauty praises other men for being handsome, how can he stand it? So he said provocatively: "They all say that their temples respond to their needs, and I haven't seen any temple really work." Little monk, don't talk too much, otherwise you will be slapped in the face. ”

Fang Zheng also saw that this person was here to find fault: "Donor, the monks don't speak, the poor monk is really effective in this temple." Not to mention anything else, there is definitely something to do if you ask for a son. ”

"Really? If I ask, will I be able to ask for it? Tian Shaoyun asked.

Fang Zheng clasped his hands together: "Yes." ”

Tian Shaoyun pouted and said: "Nonsense, I don't even have a girlfriend, you told me that I could ask for a son?" Full of nonsense, he is really a liar! ”

In the face of Tian Shaoyun's provocation, everyone thought that Fang Zheng would be angry, but he still replied tepidly: "Donor, from a scientific point of view, practice brings true knowledge." ”

Tian Shaoyun was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Okay, you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin."

Are you so confident that you dare to gamble with me? ”

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "The poor monk is a monk, so he doesn't bet." ”

Tian Shaoyun sneered: "Scared? ”

Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "Donor, it is you who suspect that the poor monk's temple is not effective, not that the poor monk doubts you." You are willing to doubt and doubt, you are willing to try, but the poor monk does not care. However, there are two hundred incense. ”

Tian Shaoyun looked at this indifferent monk and was helpless for a while, but then sneered: "Open your mouth and don't bet with me, but you want to trick me into going to incense."

You are a black-hearted monk who can't afford to lose and wants to make money!

Opening a temple in this desert, deceiving people under the guise of Internet celebrity land, is the tour guide fee, the carriage fee, and the incense money...... Hehe......

You're not a monk, you're a demon monk! ”

"Brother Tian...... Don't say that. Zhuang Yan pulled Tian Shaoyun.

Tian Shaoyun was unmoved and said, "Did I say something wrong?" If he really has the ability, he can bet against me, and I am willing to bet and lose, whatever I want. But does he dare? ”

Zhuang Yan and the mud monkey looked at Fang Zheng, and Fang Zheng shook his head slightly and said, "The monks don't bet. ”

"You see, he doesn't dare!" Tian Shaoyun laughed: "This is a liar." ”

The mud monkey couldn't listen anymore and defended: "What liar? Is the One Finger Temple there? Is the linden tree there? Is the bitter spring there? Is the lone wolf absent? Everything is there, how can I lie to you? ”

Tian Shaoyun said: "But what you said is a scam!" ”

"Fart! I will charge you two hundred less, you go and pray, if it doesn't work, I don't want the road fare and carriage fare this time. If it works, you will spit it back ten times for me, do you dare? The mud monkey yelled.

Tian Shaoyun smiled, laughing very happily, looking at the mud monkeys, Fang Zheng and the others as if they were looking at two ignorant and fearless monkeys, and then said: "Ask for a hammer to get a hammer, you want to be hammered to death so much, okay, I will fulfill you!" I will pay these two hundred by myself, if it doesn't work, remember what you said, and the money will be returned to me. If it works, I will compensate you tenfold! ”

After speaking, Tian Shaoyun turned around and walked towards the temple hall.

Fang Zheng stopped him: "Amitabha, donor, why bother to be rash? Is it true or fake, is it really that heavy? Gambling on this thing is a sin and a cause, and if there is a cause, there will be an effect. You can't afford this fruit. ”

Tian Shaoyun hesitated slightly.

Zhuang Yan stepped forward and said, "Brother Tian, I don't think people are bad people......

This sentence instantly led Tian Shaoyun's jealousy and anger out, what does it mean to see that people are not bad people? What's up? Looks are justice? Isn't handsome a bad person?

So Tian Shaoyun pulled away Fangzheng and said angrily: "Shao TM nonsense!" You, a demon monk, still want to confuse the public? Get out of the way! ”

Fang Zheng didn't stop it, but just opened his mouth to persuade him: "Karma, reincarnation is unpleasant, are you sure?" ”

"What's the result, I'll do it!" Tian Shaoyun strode into the Buddha hall, and then took out two hundred yuan and threw it into the merit box.

I took a stick of incense and burned incense to worship the Buddha.

After worshipping the Buddha, Tian Shaoyun walked out and looked at Fang Zheng with a sneer: "I also worship the Buddha, what about the son?" What is the son I ask? ”

Fang Zheng looked up at the sky: "On the way." ”

Tian Shaoyun laughed and said, "On the way? You monk is full of nonsense! Tell me, how long will it take? ”

Fang Zheng thought about it, before he became a Buddha, he usually arrived the next day.

So Fang Zheng said: "Tomorrow will come." ”

Tian Shaoyun sneered: "Okay, then tomorrow, if it doesn't arrive tomorrow, I will burn your broken temple!" ”

Fang Zheng said indifferently: "If you have the ability to burn, just burn." ”

Fang Zheng didn't believe that an ordinary person could burn down his blessed temple. If there is any place in the world that is the strongest, one finger temple is the second, and no one dares to say the first.

Tian Shaoyun immediately said: "Okay, a word is a certainty!" ”

"Enough!" Professor Hao, who hadn't spoken much, finally spoke, and scolded Tian Shaoyun and said, "Shaoyun, you're enough!" In the temples under the world, how can there be a response? All the temples in the world can't do it, why do you have to let this small temple do it? It's not fair. We are here just to confirm whether the propaganda blown out by this temple is true. And not to smash it! You've passed. ”

Although Tian Shaoyun was arrogant, he was very in awe of Professor Hao, and immediately whispered aggrievedly: "Professor, you also heard it, it's not that I want to find fault." It was he who said 100% and responded to all requests. Right? Monk? ”

Fang Zheng nodded: "Yes." ”

"You...... You kids, are you really crazy about being red? Liars have deceived themselves! Is being an influencer really that good? Now the word Internet celebrity has been made into a derogatory term by your nonsense that does not leave a bottom line! Professor Hao rebuked bitterly.

Tian Shaoyun said: "I never think that Internet celebrity is a positive term, he is a derogatory term, a derogatory term full of grassroots flavor!" ”

"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't think so." Fang Zheng retorted: "How can Internet celebrity be a derogatory term? He's just a definition of the people who're going viral today.

I must say something, I can only say that it is too easy for Internet celebrities to debut, and there is a lack of strict rules and regulations and related market management.

This is like the initial stage of business, except for the word transaction, there are no rules, so there are frequent cases of abduction, murder and oversale, can you say that business is a derogatory term?

Another example is science, science originated from witchcraft, and witchcraft began to do countless seemingly ridiculous experiments and commit many crimes in order to confirm some speculations, so can you say that science is a derogatory term?

Everything must be given time, time will precipitate the garbage, and what remains is the norm.

The poor monk personally thinks that it is too early to define Internet celebrities as derogatory terms.

When something happens, people talk about people, and things are said, and there is no need to attack territorially because of the actions of individual people.

In fact, there are garbage and scum in any field, and there are also many scum who do academics, and there are also many students who grab student papers and patents; If you really want to count it like that, there will be no good people in this world.

Be a man, sunshine. ”

"Huh...... It's high-sounding, and it's not the ass that decides the head. You're an influencer, and of course you've spoken for influencers. Tian Shaoyun pursed his lips disdainfully.

Fang Zheng smiled slightly and didn't want to argue anything, so he asked, "A few donors, is there anything else?" If it's okay, a few people can do their own thing, and the poor monks still have to water the trees. ”

"Why are you planting trees?" Zhuang Yan asked curiously.

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "The poor monk has a small wish. ”

"What wish?" Zhuang Yan became more and more curious.

Fang Zheng pointed to the desert in front of him and said, "Green him!" ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng fetched a bucket of water, and the lone wolf immediately came over and put the bucket of water in his mouth, and followed Fang Zheng out of the door.

Looking at the monk not far away, watering the little saplings under the scorching sun, Zhuang Yan's eyes lit up: "I really don't think he's a liar." ”

Tian Shaoyun said: "Silly girl, can't you see it?" It's all a play! Those saplings must have been planted by someone else, and he was just acting on the spot. Otherwise, how could the skin be so white when he planted trees in the desert all the year round, and wore him like that? It's been rough and dark for a long time. ”

Professor Hao nodded, "That's true." ”

Zhuang Yan was slightly disappointed: "That's it...... Professor, what else do we look at? ”

Professor Hao looked at the red boy: "Little Master, I heard that there are flowers at the entrance of your temple?" ”

The red boy waved his hand and said, "Yes, yes, but you are early." The flowers only bloom at night, and they are shrunk in the ground during the day. ”

The mud monkey immediately raised his hand and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I testify!" I testify! ”

"I'm starting to brag again......" Tian Shaoyun sneered.

The red boy didn't bother to take care of this guy, and waved his hand: "If the few of you are fine, take advantage of the fact that it is not dark, go back quickly." The province can't eat dinner, our temple is small, and we don't accept outsiders to stay. ”

After saying that, the red boy also left.

"I'm going to see the abbot of Fangzheng watering the trees." Zhuang Yan turned around and ran.

Seeing Zhuang Yan running in the direction of Fangzheng, Tian Shaoyun was just angry......

As for Professor Hao, he was looking at the various objects in the temple, and muttered: "No, these are all objects from the Northeast." How did it end up in the Northwest......"

Zhuang Yan ran to Fang Zheng's side, looked at Fang Zheng and the lone wolf curiously, and said with a smile: "Abbot Fang Zheng, my name is Zhuang Yan, can I help?" ”

Looking at this lively and cheerful girl, Fang Zheng smiled and said, "The donor has a heart, but we can handle it without help." ”