Chapter 167, bring your own barbecue equipment

After walking for a long time in the deep mountains and old forests with the little guy on his back, Tianxing didn't see any lively and cute little animals, and there was no fierce dog and bear or anything. My stomach was screaming, and I couldn't wait any longer. Tianxing ran wildly.

From night to day, from day to night, he ran for three days before he finally saw a big tiger with a strong body.

Reach out and rip the silly child off his back and toss it aside. Tianxing rushed forward with his bare hands and punched the tiger in the head. The tiger was beaten and fainted to the ground. Tianxing made up a few more punches and completely killed the tiger.

"Why is it so troublesome? It's because you can't let the tiger's blood come out, otherwise it won't taste good. "Heaven walks to himself.

After a while, Tianxing found a large bundle of branches, and then slapped it out with one palm, and the branches suddenly caught fire. He peeled the skin back again by hand, and then put the skinless tiger on the fire and roasted it.

At this time, the little guy didn't wake up all the time, could it be that he was too heavy? Tianxing pondered while making a barbecue.

Supposedly, it's time to wake up, the little guy is still panting steadily, shouldn't he die?

After a while, the tiger was almost roasted, and it smelled fragrant. Tianxing picked up a palm-sized stone and threw it at the silly boy.

With a snap, the stone hit the stupid boy's head and bounced to the ground on the side.

The silly boy screamed, rubbed his head, and sat up. "Your uncle, why did you smash me? Don't you know that I'm still a child? Don't you know that my little life is fragile? You violent maniac, why didn't you ?......die?"

Tianxing saw that the young man woke up, and although he kept complaining, he was still very healthy. He greeted the silly boy very proudly and said, "Silly boy, hurry up and come over for dinner! I caught a big tiger today! It has just been roasted and fragrant, and I promise to let you eat to your heart's content! Come here!"

The silly boy seemed to be still interested in eating, so he stopped complaining, got up, and walked over to the barbecue.

I saw that the tiger was red in some places, as if it had not been roasted, black in some places, probably baked, and yellow in some places, which should have been roasted just right. Generally speaking, it is red and black, with occasional yellow, and it seems that the level of barbecue is very problematic.

The silly boy couldn't help frowning unhappily, "Is this a roasted tiger?"

Tianxing looked at the colorful roasted tiger in front of him and swallowed his saliva. He didn't understand what the little guy was suspicious of, what else could this tiger not eat! He unceremoniously reached out and removed a tiger leg, opened his mouth and gnawed it.

Black roasted scum and red blood flowed down Tianxing's mouth, looking quite terrifying.

The silly boy couldn't help but grin and make a very disgusting expression.

Tianxing chewed a few bites and swallowed them into his stomach with a grunt. He was puzzled and asked, "It tastes good! Little one, what have you been stimulated by, and you feel disgusted!"

The silly boy looked at it in his eyes and listened in his ears, and he was really a little stimulated, and he turned his head to look around. It is surrounded by a small forest in the mountains, and there seems to be no living creatures, and there are basically no fruit trees. Do you want to eat leaves and grass, something is not your appetite!

Tianxing looked at the little guy's lack of appetite, and couldn't help but instruct: "Boy, you better eat it quickly! If you don't eat this good thing now, you may be dragged away by some rats and rats in the future." ”

The silly boy sighed helplessly and commented: "You might as well eat raw! It's disgusting to eat half-baked." ”

Tianxing was furious, "Shut up, little brat, what do you know! This is called a good meal, and some of it is good to eat." You don't know what it's like to be hungry! I'll tell you, being hungry means having an appetite for food, and eating what you have. ”

Although that being said, Tianxing is still a kind and simple young man after all. He extinguished the firewood and switched to his own barbecue. WhewW...... Tianxing opened his mouth and spewed fire.

The sound of tiger meat being grilled is pleasant to hear on a quiet night.

The silly boy watched quietly, probably thinking that he had seen a street performer.

After a while, Tianxing turned off his barbecue equipment and happily admired his work. A roasted tiger with black and yellow steam is steaming fragrantly.

Bringing your own equipment is better than temporary equipment! He drew his sword and slashed off the baked part of the batter, and then said to the stupid boy very proudly: "Boy, this time it's all good! ”

The silly boy still felt a little psychologically uncomfortable with this roasted tiger that was roasted from his mouth, and he always felt disgusted. He hesitated, not knowing what to do.

Tianxing encouraged: "Little guy, don't worry, I'm very hygienic." This fire is not caused by my saliva or something, but it is a kind of exercise, which is absolutely environmentally friendly and hygienic. With that, he stretched out his hand and burst into flames. "You see it's all the same. You can eat with confidence!"

The silly boy finally believed something, he reached out and broke off a piece of tiger meat, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it carefully, but fortunately there was no strange smell. The silly boy carefully put the meat in his mouth and chewed it slowly.

After eating a piece of meat, the silly boy finally relieved himself, there was no burp, and there was no other poisoning. "It's okay, it's okay, it tastes good, it's an edible thing anyway. Your uncle is kind of useful. ”

Tianxing listened to the stupid boy's evaluation, although he was a little dissatisfied, but it was not very infuriating. That's it! It's not easy to be a silly boy. "Silly boy, you can eat at ease! If you don't have enough to eat, I'll catch a tiger nearby." ”

The silly boy finally felt relieved and boldly ate it, and even Tianxing was a little surprised by this big meal. Because the young man's strength in eating is too amazing.

The silly boy ripped off a tiger leg and sat down and ate it. First of all, it is an ordinary strength of gnawing meat, one bite at a time, but it is quite normal. But suddenly, the little guy bit off the tiger's leg bone in one bite, and the sound and strength were so loud that they surpassed his due strength and reached the level of Tianxing. The silly boy grabbed one end of the tiger's leg with both hands, brought the other end to his mouth, and began to send it to his mouth without wasting any meat and bones. Eating a tiger without spitting out bones, this peculiar realm actually appeared in a silly boy.

Tianxing had to sigh with emotion: "There are foodies from generation to generation, and one generation is stronger than the next!"

The silly boy didn't pay attention to the development of any foodies, and just gnawed intently. One tiger leg, two tiger legs, three tiger legs, tiger chest, tiger back, tiger heart and liver, and finally, the silly boy held the tiger's head and gnawed it.

It was only then that Tianxing realized another strange problem, the stupid boy's meal was really surprisingly large! except for the tiger leg in his hand, the rest of the food was eaten by him. What is in this little guy's stomach? How can he hold so much tiger meat? This is worth it! What a burden he will have in the future!

The little guy finished nibbling on the tiger's head in his hand, and licked the brains and other things on his hands. He smashed it and smashed it, and he had some unfinished meaning.

Tianxing thought that he could eat a full meal, but he didn't think that he couldn't even mix it up with half full. The tiger leg in his hand basically can't solve his own food and clothing problem, and he has to catch an animal to eat. In this barren mountain and wilderness, I don't know when I will be able to meet a big prey.

The silly boy didn't realize that he had eaten too much, too much. He looked at Tianxing and urged: "Uncle He, he hasn't eaten enough, what should I do?"

Tianxing stood up and said impatiently, "What else can I do? Let's go!" With that, he stood up and left, and of course he couldn't forget to take the tiger skin with him when he left.

In order to live, the little guy had to stand up and follow the uncle.

A day later, Tianxing finally caught another big bear. After learning the lesson of the last time, Tianxing decided to add two to five, one and a half, and each eat his own.

If you follow the stupid boy's opinion, he should eat first, and eat the rest before it is the uncle's turn. But the silly boy is now in a position of passively waiting for food, and has to agree to this inhumane distribution method.

Of course, Tianxing is still responsible for the barbecue work, and after the barbecue, Tianxing split the bear in half with a sword, grabbed half of it himself, squatted on the side, and ate it slowly and with relish.

Over there, the young man clicked and clicked and ate half of the bear into his stomach. After clearing his hands with his mouth, he quietly looked at Tianxing.

Tianxing gnawed for a while, and found that the silly boy had been staring at her, and he couldn't help but feel a little unfair. "It's only half, it's only half, and it's only half. ”

The silly boy didn't seem to hear it, and still watched Tianxing quietly.

Tianxing gnawed for a while, and under the gaze of the silly boy, he felt both uncomfortable and a little bored. What are you doing? Tianxing thought about it for a while, and suddenly had an idea, and came up with a brilliant idea. He smiled and asked the silly boy, "Silly boy, who are you?"

The silly boy immediately used his hands and feet together, and performed with emotion. The content is rich and colorful, the performances are real and in place, and it is very interesting.

Tianxing watched the performance with taste, and ate bear meat with taste, feeling that this life was very comfortable and satisfying.

In the next few days, Tianxing took the silly boy and made a rapid advance along the vast mountains towards the north. He didn't know what was on the north side, but the first time he caught the tiger was on the north side, so he went all the way down the north side. Eat wild game when you're hungry, drink spring water when you're thirsty, and watch the show when you're fine, and it's not bad.