Chapter 168, I didn't bring any money for dinner

On this day, the silly boy once again finished his share in advance and entered the state of quietly watching Tianxing eat. Tianxing repeated his old tricks and asked loudly, "Silly boy, who are you?"

The silly boy suddenly stood up, looked at the sky in the distance, and revealed a strange might, and he said loudly: "The sky is immortal, I will not perish, the earth will not perish, I will not perish, and the immortal will not perish, it is for eternal life." I'm ............"

Hearing this, Tianxing's eyes widened, and he asked loudly, "Who are you, who are you?"

The silly boy pointed his hand to the sky and shouted, "Meteor, there is a meteor!" The meteor is coming, the meteor is flying towards me, ah!" The silly boy fell to the ground as if he had been stoned to death by a meteor.

Tianxing was a little disappointed and gnawed on his own flesh again.

The night, in the sound of the silly boy's performance, seems so quiet and lonely. He was like a lonely walker who had lost his way on the silent road.

After more than a month of advancing with the silly boy, Tianxing finally saw a town that was not too big.

This town is surrounded by mountains and green mountains and green waters, which is quite beautiful. In the far reaches as far as the eye can see, there is a black mountain that stands proudly, highlighting its distinctive features.

"Hurry up, I'll take you to a big dinner!" Tianxing said happily to the silly boy as he ran.

The silly boy was also very happy that he could finally eat the legendary feast.

The two ran wildly all the way, and finally came to a meaty restaurant. The hotel is not big, probably only for thirty or forty people. A waiter-like figure is sitting at the counter, waiting for customers to come to the door.

Tianxing pushed the door and walked in, found a seat by the window and sat down. The silly boy followed and sat down beside him.

The waiter walked over and raised his hand to hand over the menu.

Tianxing took the menu, looked at it carefully, and then put it down. This menu is too simple, only the name of the dish, no picture display of the dish, and there is no pinyin on the name of the dish, which looks too laborious.

The silly boy took it and looked at it, and said, "Roast pork, roast donkey meat, roast beef, roast mutton, lamb leg, pork leg, donkey leg, beef leg...... Well, do you have a whole sheep, a donkey, a cow, or a pig...... Forget it, you can roast all the meat you have here for us to eat. ”

Tianxing saw that the barbecue life in the past month had made the silly boy only know about barbecue, and he couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly stopped: "Silly boy! Just fry us all this menu!"

The waiter looked at the tattered clothes on the two of them, although there was no strange smell, but this only showed that they loved to take a bath, not that they were rich. He was very embarrassed and said: "Two, we have recently cleared the warehouse, and there are only shredded potatoes left here!"

Tianxing knew that the waiter was talking nonsense as soon as he heard it, and he scolded loudly: "Nonsense, I can smell the smell of meat in the back kitchen, and you dare to say that there is no meat." Hurry up and fry you, or I'll fry you. ”

The waiter knew that he couldn't do it in a one-on-two, so he had to agree, and then walked quickly towards a side room. After a while, the waiter came out of it very calmly. He yelled at the back kitchen: "Fry the whole book!"

A deep voice in the back kitchen replied, "Good!!"

Tianxing didn't expect that he would have such great persuasiveness, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud. The silly boy fantasized about many delicious things in this world on the side, and fell into a realm of self-forgetfulness.

One after another, good dishes were served, and empty plates were served. Tianxing and the silly boy are strong, and they resolutely and completely eliminated one plate at a time, and never left leftovers.

After eating for a while, the silly boy took advantage of the break in serving food and said with emotion: "Alas! There are indeed many things in this world that are much better than barbecue." Fortunately, I didn't roast all the meat today, otherwise it would have been a waste. ”

Hearing the silly boy say this, Tianxing also sighed: "Silly boy, you have never seen the world." None of these are the best tastings. ”

The silly boy's eyes widened in surprise and said, "Really?

Tianxing said nostalgically: "I have a friend, and the food he cooks is better than this." It's something to be missed!"

The silly boy looked at the saliva flowing from Tianxing's mouth, and he had to believe it. He suggested, "Where are your friends, let's go find them." ”

Tianxing said helplessly: "I don't know where they went now, it's probably a place I can't think of." ”

Seeing that his hopes are dashed, the silly boy has to face the reality and try to grasp the delicious food in front of him.

The dishes were served plate after plate, and finally ended with the waiter's voice: "It's all over!!"

Tianxing nodded very satisfied, and the silly boy also felt that he was seven or eight points full.

Blowing the breeze outside the window and enjoying the comfort after the meal, Tianxing couldn't help but be full of poetry and recited loudly: "The world is so beautiful, you can eat enough for a meal." ”

The silly boy was infected, and continued: "Life is really happy, and there is a blessing in the mouth." ”

The waiter tilted his head and came up with a sentence: "The days are really boring, and I am tired." ”

The cook listened in the back kitchen and echoed loudly: "It's really nonsense today, one meal and one menu." ”

After the silly boy solved the problem of food and clothing, he began to care about the future development. He asked very casually, "Uncle, what are your plans for the future?"

Tianxing thought for a moment and replied, "I'm going to go to the Pig Killing Village to have a look, I don't know how it's going there recently, and if there is anything wrong." ”

The stupid boy said, "Where is the pig killing village? Which direction?"

Tianxing replied embarrassedly, "I don't know." I was in too much of a hurry when I came, and I didn't remember the way. Waiter, do you know where the pig killing village is?"

The waiter said, "Of course I don't know!"

"Do you know where Butcher Town is?"

The waiter said, "Of course I don't know!"

Tianxing didn't think that the waiter would know, but now that it was formalized, his heart was calmer. Probably no one in this small town knows about it. Then let's go blind, and you can take a good stroll wherever you go. He was in a reverie when the silly boy suddenly said, "In which direction is the largest town here?"

The waiter thought for a moment and said, "I don't think there's a bigger town around here. If you really want to find it, you can go west, and it is said that there is an empire in the west that his uncle will not fall. ”

Tianxing thought about it for a while and made a decision: "Let's go east! "The silly boy didn't understand the decision very well, but he didn't have much objection either.

The two stood up and were about to leave, but the waiter hurriedly said, "Two, you forgot something!"

Tianxing and the silly boy each touched themselves, but they didn't notice anything missing. Tianxing asked uneasily, "Waiter, are you stimulated?" ”

Seeing that these two were not ordinary unresponsive and incomprehensible, the waiter had to remind: "The two of them haven't paid for the meal yet!"

Tianxing suddenly realized, hurriedly touched himself again, and found that he really didn't bring any money. "Silly boy, take the money!"

The silly boy also touched himself and found that he had no money either. "Uncle, I don't have any money, don't you have any money?"

Tianxing said to the waiter with certainty: "We don't have any money, what do you say?"

The waiter said, "Is there anything valuable?"

The silly boy was the first to reply, "I don't have anything of value on me." ”

Tianxing corrected: "Nonsense, isn't the tiger skin skirt on your body quite valuable." Hurry up and take it off, and give this one an account. ”

The silly boy replied helplessly: "I still keep this tiger skin skirt as a quilt at night!

Tianxing said disapprerovitously: "I'll give you a whole poodle bear or something when I go back, just take it off quickly!"

The silly boy had to reluctantly take off the tiger skin dress.

Before the silly boy could make a move, the waiter suddenly said, "Don't take it off, the tiger skin skirt is not valuable, don't you have anything else valuable?"

Tianxing was really a little embarrassed at this time. There really is one thing of value on his body, which is the red lightsaber. But that thing is very important, and it can be used to defend yourself and kill the enemy. If I don't have it, my life will be very affected in the future!

"There's nothing of value, what do you want to do with me?" replied to Tianxing Justice.

When the waiter heard this, he was naturally a little annoyed, but when he saw Tianxing's size, he knew that he was not an opponent. He had no choice but to ask, "What are you going to do?"

Tianxingdao: "I'm going to leave it like this!

Naturally, the waiter disagreed. "Cook!!" he shouted.

After a while, a chubby guy came out of the back kitchen with a knife in his hand.

Looking at this posture, probably to make a move, Tianxing hurriedly pulled out the red light sword behind him, stood still, and put on a posture of who would pierce whom.

The cook couldn't help but feel a little weak when he saw Tianxing's posture. But the hero couldn't stand the meat, he walked in front of Tianxing in a few steps, waved the knife, and put on a posture of who would chop whom.