Chapter 82: Strange Neighbors Have a Lot of Joy
Xu Xingluo: "...... β
After she was silent for a long time, she suddenly said faintly: "Boss, just now I was extremely suspicious that you would go to the sky in the next moment." β
Zhou Yi neatly picked up the last sentence, picked up the copper coin sword hanging on the door by the way, neatly pulled a sword flower, and stuck the copper coin sword on the floor, pretending to be profound: "Eliminate the demon world!" β
Xu Xingluo, who was successfully deceived by Zhou Yi, blinked his star eyes and said excitedly: "Wow, boss! I knew you weren't a simple person! β
Zhou Yi: "Oh, no. I am not diligent in my four bodies, I am not divided into grains, I live simply, and I die...... Phew, it's not! I'm just a mediocre shopkeeper, and my goal is to ...... β
"No, you don't have to pretend, let's have a showdown!" Xu Xingluo said firmly: "It turns out that Da Neng said that he was an ordinary person before he was discovered. β
Zhou Yi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Don't pretend, I'll have a showdown." In fact, I am an undercover agent 771 sent to Earth by Gamma Planet, specializing in stealing human genes among earthlings, and arresting people for experiments by the way. β
When he said this, Zhou Yi bit the word "experiment" very hard, his voice was distant and ethereal, and his light brown pupils glanced at Xu Xingluo with a smile.
Xu Xingluo, who was still in high spirits just now, immediately took a few steps back, his lips trembled a few times, and he said, "Boss, I suddenly remembered that the pot made at home hasn't been turned off yet, I'll leave first!" β
Can't be provoked, can't be provoked, farewell!
Xu Xingluo stumbled out of the door, just bumping into Jiang Yu, who had just come back.
"Boss, we're back!"
Duan Xiaoyun's voice suddenly sounded outside the door, "I'm tired to death, I spent 10,000 yuan to buy a big fish tank, boss, can you come and see if it's big enough?" Ay? It's so late, are you still there? β
Xu Xingluo looked up and down the small garage in disbelief, and after a while, he said, "...... More than 10,000 fish tanks, hello boss, rich. β
Zhou Yi looked at the "big fish tank" in front of him, which was comparable to an aquarium, and was held in Duan Xiaoyun's arms, which was quite frightening visually.
This small shop is still a little crowded when it puts down the aquarium, and it seems that it will have to change to a more spacious store in the future.
Alas, another expense! The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard. Make money! Make money! Make money!
Duan Xiaoyun put the "big fish tank" on the ground with a bitter face, and said weakly: "Boss, I have already placed an order for the three thousand papier-mΓ’chΓ© clothes, saying that they were delivered before eleven o'clock, and it is still the driver from last time." β
Zhou Yi said helplessly: "So...... You just walked back with the fish tank on your shoulder? β
"We called a car on the way, but with such a big fish tank, they didn't damn pull us, so Jiang Yu and I could only swap hugs all the way, and we could float when there was no one." Duan Xiaoyun complained: "Boss, I ask for a vacation!" β
Moved the fish tank to the place where it should go, Zhou Yi exclaimed: "I am really moved by the top ten employees of the year in China, rest assured!" At the end of the year, I will definitely give you a star employee award! As for vacations, I am not active in making money, and I have a problem with my thinking! β
Ignoring the painful eyes of the two employees, Zhou Yi said to himself: "You can take the rest of the money, and it will be counted as the funds of our small store in the future." β
Jiang Yu, who had been silent, suddenly spoke: "Boss, the clothes of your era are really expensive. β
"Huh?!"
Duan Xiaoyun, who was squinting, yawned a long time, spit out a mouthful of turbid breath in his stomach, and said angrily: "Boss, the funds you give are not enough at all!" Originally, the store didn't want to sell, but Jiang Yu and I wore out our mouths, so we said that we signed an IOU, and we met the driver last time who said peace, and they signed it for us! Look, I have a big bubble on my mouth! β
Zhou Yi easily filled the aquarium with water, and threw the steel fork carp and the green dragon into it with a thud, and the sound of the water added some vitality and vitality to this empty little shop.
He immediately snorted in embarrassment, caught a glimpse of Duan Xiaoyun's soft lips really having a red and swollen blister, and said helplessly: "Hey, it's okay!" I'll go collect debts in a few days, we have enough funds, and I'll save me flowers! β
"Xiaoyun, who is this little brother? It's so good-looking, it's a star, right? Why are you still wearing a period costume? β
Xu Xingluo's attention has moved from Zhou Yi to Jiang Yu who just came in, with a wide robe and big sleeves, and a handsome and elegant appearance, at first glance, it is the most favorite delicate appearance of the little girl nowadays.
Duan Xiaoyun: "This ...... β
"Why does the big carp still have a steel fork on the shark's fin? How strange is that? β
Zhou Yi coughed lightly, "Respond to the call of the times and improve your physical fitness." β
Before the words fell, the big carp, which had been motionless just now, instantly shook violently up and down, and its tail was still pried up and down. The big carp's eyes purred up and down, and Xu Xingluo was shocked to see the standard sit-ups on a fish.
The green dragon turned into a huge catfish and kept swimming in the water, Xu Xingluo stared at the big cyan catfish curiously, and said: "I have seen a lot of black catfish, but I have never seen this big cyan catfish, why is it so majestic, let me think about it?" β
She held back for a long time before she said, "I remember, the beard and this look are like dragons!" "
Duan Xiaoyun laughed, "Xingluo, I'm afraid you're really not joking!" Where is there such a small dragon, and it was raised in an aquarium by my boss, what a shame! β
The blue catfish in the aquarium suddenly shook its head and tail, its whiskers swayed, and the water splashed Duan Xiaoyun's head and face, and he was about to jump out when he saw it, Zhou Yi swept over with a sharp look, and the big cyan catfish instantly settled down a lot, and even spit bubbles quite innocently, and the fish's mouth kept opening and closing, just like an ordinary catfish.
Xu Xingluo, who was stunned: "Boss, do you have normal animals here?" β
"Starfall! Starfall, your dad is here, come out! A sumo-wrestling, dark-skinned young man rushed in, first greeted politely, and then said eagerly: "Uncle is looking for you!" β
Xu Xingluo's face instantly became weird, and he hurriedly wanted to hide, but before he could find a place, a rich middle-aged fat man walked in again, "I'm sorry, my daughter's son jumped out, didn't cause you trouble, right?" I'm going to get her away! β
Saying that, the middle-aged man lifted Xu Xingluo's ears, twisted half a circle and reprimanded: "Give me a blind date tomorrow, your grandmother has urged me several times." This time, your mother is also optimistic, that young man has a car and a house, and his parents are easy to talk to, we all know each other, we must go and see! β
Xu Xingluo, who was picked up and slipped his ears, kept shouting: "Oops! Oops my ears! Dad, what should I do if I leave the fruit store? β