The middle-aged man glared, "What's the store, let Yan Cheng watch it first!" Your seven aunts and eight aunts are all waiting at home, and you must marry me this year, otherwise you will be good-looking! "

Zhou Yi, Duan Xiaoyun and Jiang Yu were dumbfounded.

Zhou Yi's body shook and said quietly: "It's terrible to urge marriage." ”

The black clouds on the middle-aged man's head were about to turn green, it was terrifying!

"There are forced marriages now?" Jiang Yu was shocked: "The times are advancing, and the times are developing. ”

"The seven aunts and eight aunts are strong in combat, there is no forced marriage, only persuasion to marry, hey, Jiang Yu, you don't understand! Starfall, you can go with peace of mind! Duan Xiaoyun looked at Xu Xingluo's departure direction, and then opened the mobile phone interface without hesitation-the deceased pesticide.

“KIPI！”

Zhou Yi smiled, "Why don't you play Bright Memory: Infinite?" ”

"Don't play, don't play, it's not interesting. It's still fun to pit teammates! Duan Xiaoyun decisively chose the ranking mode, selected the hero in seconds, and immediately exited for a while, "Someone grabbed my position!" Hang up, this game is a sure lose! ”

"Ahh You fall in love with wild monsters in the grass?! ”

"I said if the shooter is a tiger? There are five people on the other side, you still dare to get on the residual blood, your head is not wrinkled, right? ”

……

So the two big men listened to Duan Xiaoyun's output for more than ten minutes, and finally came to an end with a "OVER", Zhou Yi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally took out his forty-meter machete!

"The owner...... What are you doing? I promise to work hard, transform well, have something to say, you have the ability to put the knife down! Duan Xiaoyun just lost the game, and after scolding his teammates for a while, he turned his head and saw Zhou Yi holding a machete facing her, and there seemed to be blood stains left on the machete, and I don't know which unlucky ghost left it behind.

The corners of Zhou Yi's mouth hooked up with an evil smile, "I'll let you run 39.99 meters first." ”

Duan Xiaoyun: "...... Boss, don't be kidding, what the hell are you going to do? ”

"Do you need to ask? Which boss doesn't buy a few weapons for his subordinates. ”

Zhou Yi threw the rusty machete to Duan Xiaoyun, and took out a freeze-frame camera, a small dagger for cutting kidneys, and 100 ml of mineral water from the jade wrench. These were originally the props and equipment he bound, but after signing the employee contract, Duan Xiaoyun and Jiang Yu both defaulted to the camp they belonged to, and as the owner of the camp, Zhou Yi naturally had the right to distribute items.

"The camera is for you."

Duan Xiaoyun took the camera suspiciously, and just wanted to take pictures left and right, Zhou Yi stopped: "This is a freeze-frame camera, with a click, you can fix people ......."

"Click, click."

Before he finished speaking, Duan Xiaoyun raised his camera and took a few photos of Jiang Yu and Zhou Yi in a row, and by the way, he also took a photo of the steel fork carp and blue catfish in the aquarium.

Zhou Yi maintained the posture just now, his mouth was half open, Duan Xiaoyun waved his hand in front of him, his light brown pupils did not blink, Duan Xiaoyun instantly became anxious, and hurriedly said: "!" Boss, how do you unravel this? You didn't tell me that I was wrong, I was really wrong. ”

Jiang Yu was also motionless, the big steel fork carp in the aquarium was stiff like a dead fish, and the body of the blue catfish was also frozen. After Duan Xiaoyun hurriedly turned around in place a few times, Zhou Yi burst out laughing.

"Boss, you...... Are you alright? Duan Xiaoyun made a joke thinking that this camera was not in danger, and now she really regrets it.

"Of course, remember the lesson later." Zhou Yi's face also became pale, and he said seriously: "Today is because I am not controlled, so I can tell you the way to rescue." If I can't move anymore, then how can you save these people? ”

Duan Xiaoyun lowered her head in shame, she was really playful after being inappropriate, the kind that she couldn't control, it seemed that all her desires were infinitely magnified to the extreme, and the plot played by Liao Zhai was honestly not deceitful.

"A small dagger for cutting kidneys, 100 ml of mineral water can restore physical strength, and it is necessary to kill people and sell goods." After giving these two things to Jiang Yu, before the goods were delivered, Zhou Yi entered the system space boredly, and accidentally found a green button with very small words on it: Entertainment.

clicked in to redeem a box of backgammon, and when he came out, he saw Jiang Yu and Duan Xiaoyun looking at him very gratefully, especially Jiang Yu, whose eyes seemed to be on fire.

Zhou Yi took a step back and said: "Don't fall in love, don't engage in base." I'm a small shopkeeper who doesn't have to deal with feelings, and our purpose is to make money! Make money! Make money! ”

Jiang Yu twitched the corners of his eyes, puzzled: "Why is the boss so excited, I just want to ask how to use the kidney-cutting dagger in the first place?" ”

"The small dagger for cutting kidneys, as the name suggests, is of course used to cut kidneys." Duan Xiaoyun teased: "If you are idle, you can make a person's waist, or the kind that doesn't play anesthetic!" Boss, to be honest, do you have some kind of ulterior relationship with Li Sailow and Xiaoliu? ”

"Of course, Li Sai stepped on the sewing machine in the factory I opened, and Xiao Liu was opposite him, and the pedals were sparked, which caused several fires!" Zhou Yi spread the backgammon chessboard on the table, patiently divided the black and white pieces into two piles one by one, and said leisurely: "What, you also have to step on the sewing machine?" ”

Jiang Yu silently put the kidney-cutting dagger on the table, and shook his head again and again, "No, no, no, boss." I don't like to have a waist, and I don't like to step on a sewing machine! ”

"Boss, me too. I still look at the store, I can even embroider mandarin ducks into wild ducks! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Duan Xiaoyun is playing with your deceased pesticides. Jiang Yu, accompany me to fight two! Zhou Yi dragged Jiang Yu over and explained to him the way to play backgammon, this chess piece is simple and easy to learn, I think it was popular in China back then, up to the eighty-year-old man, down to the five-year-old child, suitable for all ages.

A game of chess has been rolled out, Jiang Yu is still not interested after listening to the explanation, and he is still thinking about the small dagger and sewing machine that cut the kidney, and he was beaten by Zhou Yi in the first game and lost his armor, and the battle ended in ten seconds. At this time, he also came to the strength of not admitting defeat, accompanied by countless "KIPI", Jiang Yu lost to Zhou Yi countless times, and his face turned green into a toad.

Seeing that it was not too early outside, Zhou Yi said casually: "Duan Xiaoyun, report the time!" "

"Eleven o'clock, ah! Why did I lose again, Spicy Chicken teammates reported it! Pit goods, pit goods! ”

"Comrade Duan, stop playing games, there is a difficult task for you to do now." Zhou Yi motioned to Jiang Yu to pack up the chess pieces, the moonlight outside was hazy, and there seemed to be a layer of mist at night, and it was hazy that he couldn't see the road clearly, he said lightly: "Go and see that guy, even a snail should crawl at this speed." ”