Grass!

This general, the cow will be sent to the general!

Originally, originally...... How did they arrange it?

It's just to find a patient who can't be cured at all...... It's all made him tell the truth, why don't you take it down!

"Don't be stubborn, look at the drag of you to 2580,000."

Xu Youliang knew that Yang Chen had some skills, but this mouth was also one of the best mouths.

Seeing that Niu Dafa was weak, he simply stopped forcing it, and ordered: "Niu Dafa, go, find a patient to come over!" ”

"Good!"

"Wait!"

Niu Dafa shook his hand at Yang Chen, immediately stepped down, and walked out of the meeting room of the village committee.

A moment of work.

He took an old man with long and short legs, and walked one foot deep and one foot shallow, and the amplitude was quite large.

"Fa, what is this doing? Are the villagers going to watch me perform a handstand to pee? ”

"Huh? If you have money, you can hold a money field, and if you don't have money, then I will give the big guy an ugly victory! ”

The person who came was Niu Dafa's old father, Niu Shengli.

Niu Shengli is also an unlucky egg, he is a hunter in the village, maybe he walks too much at night, and some people in the village are superstitious that he has been retaliated by the prey.

A few years ago, I suddenly became ill, delirious, unable to take care of myself, and was completely mentally ill.

"Yo...... Fa, this still has to be on stage? How much money does this have to make? ”

Listen to Niu Shengli all the way crazy and upset.

Niu Dafa also has a black face, and he also locks his father at home on weekdays, saving him from being embarrassed, if it weren't for the treatment of Yang Chen, this would be a last resort!

He pulled his old father, walked up to the stage, looked at Yang Chen and said, "Come, my dad's disease, I can't cure it, you really have that ability, cure it!" ”

"What's the disease? Is the grass still mentally retarded? ”

Yang Chen had heard about Niu Shengli's situation, and from the crazy things he said as soon as he entered the door, he knew that he was sick.

If you want to cure it, it's not difficult, but this kind of madness may be pretended, and you have to leave a piece of evidence for everyone.

He said: "Niu Dafa, your dad shouldn't be fake crazy, right?" If I'm cured, I'm pretending to be crazy and stupid, how much can't I do? You don't have to set me up! ”

"Everyone in the village knows it...... Okay, okay, okay. ”

Niu Dafa thought to himself, Yang Chen is trying to make him lose face? This kid, there are so many ghost ideas, it's very likely!

Throw it away!

He took out a hundred-dollar bill from his arms and handed it over: "Dad, how much is this?" ”

"Fa, what are you going to do for me with a dollar? I don't want it! Niu Shengli glanced at it, disgusted, and saw another bill in Niu Dafa's hand: "This is one hundred, I will keep this one." ”

"Dad, who am I?"

Niu Dafa pointed to himself and asked.

"Fa, you're my son, how can I not know you?"

Niu Shengli responded very seriously, "You have said it in my ear thousands of times, I have written it down, you are my son, I am your father, my name is ...... What's it called? ”

"I've seen it all!"

Niu Dafa didn't prove his father's illness anymore, glared at Yang Chen, and said again: "Dad, he will treat you in a while, and you will be obedient." ”

"Him?"

"Isn't he my dad? Will my dad still heal? ”

Niu Shengli followed his gaze, looked at Yang Chen, looked stunned, and rushed over: "Dad, you are still alive, your grandson has grown so big...... Dad, will you still heal? Our Niu family is worthy of being a family of miracle doctors, but unfortunately when it comes to Dafa, it has declined, and every day he says that I am sick, and he is sick! ”

"Dad...... It's rare for my son to see you, so I'll give you a show today, peeing upside down, this is my unique skill! ”

What?

Yang Chen, became Niu Shengli's father? Is it Niu Dafa's grandfather?

I go, I don't want it, I don't want this kind of son and grandson, it seems that this is crazy, a bit too much.

Before Yang Chen could react.

saw Niu Shengli turn his head on the stage, and directly stood upside down, saying: "Fa, come on, come on, help Dad, take off my pants, I want to show your grandfather!" ”

Burst!!

The villagers in the audience saw that it was a lively scene, some of them clapped their hands and applauded, and of course, some village women closed their eyes and didn't dare to look at it.

"Dad......"

"Stop......"

Niu Dafa was really drunk, he made himself red-faced, pulled his father over, and yelled at Yang Chen: "Enough of it? Can you cure it? You can't just go down! ”

"Grandson, how did you talk to grandpa?"

"It's all said, there is nothing I can't cure, do you dare to doubt grandpa's ability?"

Yang Chen regarded it as borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, and when people called it so, he had to respond.

He asked Niu Shengli to sit down and said, "Son, Dad will treat you and let your grandson get down." ”

"Listen to Dad, let's fall in love later...... Listen to it. Niu Shengli nodded again and again, shook his hand at Niu Dafa and said, "Grandpa has spoken, why don't you go down?" Roll on! ”

Ahhh

I'm so angry that I'm vomiting blood!

This hasn't started yet, so Yang Chen has taken advantage of it.

Niu Dafa was also helpless, so he could only follow Xu Youliang and the village chief to step down.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

Just when a few people stepped down.

I heard a few crisp slaps on the stage.

"I'll go, what is Yang Chen doing? Slap in the face? ”

"Don't panic, don't worry, our two diseases were cured by him, maybe different diseases, there have to be different ways to treat them."

"Yes, yes, yes, that's right, that's what I thought."

"Why is this slap so loud? I'd love to try it too! ”

“……”

"Yang Chen, you're looking for death, right?"

Niu Dafa had reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and rushed up again, and scolded Yang Chen's ear: "You have a personal vendetta, right?" Let you heal, not beat people! ”

"Are you in a hurry with a hammer? Am I not curing? Your father's disease has to be cured like this! ”

Yang Chen smiled calmly, as the saying goes, if the son doesn't teach, the father's fault!

Niu Shengli didn't train Niu Dafa well, let him learn badly, do his best to the women in the village, and take out your anger, do you still have a temper?

Of course, when Yang Chen was fighting, he stimulated aura, and it was just injected in a different way, which could be regarded as a new idea: "Village chief, this cow is getting in the way of my treatment!" ”

"Niu Dafa...... You come down. ”

The village chief didn't get involved in this matter, but just looked at Xu Youliang.

Xu Youliang answered: "If he can play well, he is also awesome, if he can't play well, he will repay it twice!" ”

"Grass!!"

Niu was angry, suffocated back, stomped his feet, and walked off the stage!

"Bang Bang Bang"

"Bang Bang Bang"

On the stage, the slap was slapped, and the villagers' eyes were straight, how can Niu Shengli really resist the beating? No sense at all.

A few minutes later.

After a brief silence in the conference room.

The voice of Niu Shengli was heard.

"Stop, stop, stop fighting, Yang Chen, I'm sober."

"I don't wake up if it doesn't hurt, I wake up when it hurts, I'm fine now, I'm really fine."

Niu Shengli raised his hand and surrendered to Yang Chen, with a little more look in his eyes.

He dodged, ran away from the chair, covered his cheeks, and looked at Niu Dafa in a daze: "Son, your father was beaten, don't you see it?" You are really cowardly, your father has been beaten like this, you have a hammer! ”

Belch......

It seems that Niu Shengli speaks much more clearly and logically clearly.

It's a bit of a normal person, huh?

Niu Dafa also saw it, and he hurriedly took out a hundred yuan bill: "Dad, how much is this?" ”