Chapter 45: This trick is too vicious!
"Bring it to you, I'm really stupid, I'll take a hundred dollars as a dollar?"
Niu Shengli saw a red soft sister coin, snatched it directly from his son's hand, put it in his pocket, found a one-dollar one, took it out and said: "Take another dollar to fool your father, take it yourself to buy candy to eat!" ”
This time.
Not only Niu Dafa, but even the villagers present were surprised.
It turns out that being slapped by someone can really clear up your brain?
A second ago, Niu Shengli was still a hundred, and he looked stupid and couldn't tell the difference, but at this time he was quite sober.
Really cured?
"Dad, then, who is he?"
Niu Dafa was also shocked, why did he become smart all of a sudden?
He pointed at Yang Chen and asked his father, "Do you know what you called him just now?" ”
"Isn't this Yang Chen? This kid, how do I know what I call him, is it possible that I still call him Dad? ”
Niu Shengli frowned, he couldn't understand, he had lived most of his life, why was he looked like a fool by his son?
He asked again: "How did I get here, did I just make any gaffes?" ”
"I ......"
Niu Dafa: This will be a real mess.
It's completely different.
The mind is very normal, looking left and right, my father is a normal person?
"Niu Shengli, aren't you a fool? Aren't you mentally ill? What's the good now? ”
Xu Youliang saw that the situation was wrong, fuck, Yang Chen was so awesome?
Can you cure a madman into a normal person?
No, no, no!
I never thought it could be cured, and even if it was cured, I couldn't admit it!
He reminded: "Yang Chen is your father, Niu Shengli, you call him dad quickly!" ”
"Neurotic! You've got your head caught in the door, right? I call him Dad, he's not afraid of losing his life? Niu Shengli said seriously, he shook his hand and wanted to walk: "I won't talk nonsense with you here, I haven't hunted in the mountains for a long time, son, go home at night to eat game!" ”
Until the cow triumphantly walked out.
This battle of medical skills has also come to an end.
Yang Chen, win!
"Rich Master Xu, Niu Dafa, have you all seen it?"
"Niu Shengli, how is this like a man who has a mad disease? I've cured them. ”
Yang Chen stood in front of the two of them, saw that they were silent, and said with a smile: "I see that you two are a little stupid, come on, come on, I'm happy today, I'll treat you two for free, give you a few slaps, and you will definitely be sober!" ”
Yang Chen's voice fell.
The villagers in the audience, especially Liu Laohan, Uncle Sanzhu and others, began to coax blindly.
"I thought you were trying to trick Yang Chen, so kind, let him teach us a lesson in healing and saving people!"
"Niu Dafa, Rich Xu, Zaleng? Let's take a look at it again, let's find Yang Chenzhi! ”
"Hahaha, I really don't know what kind of medicine you sell in the gourd, I thought you were making some big moves, in Yang Chen, they are all pediatrics!"
"Village chief, we're all busy, if you want us to see Niu Dafa and Xu Youliang, the two clowns, I don't have time."
"Scattered, scattered, moving stones to shoot yourself in the foot, it really convinced you two."
Niu Dafa and Xu Youliang really have nothing to say.
Pull Niu Shengli over as a patient, this is total, and it is definitely an unsolvable game!
Oh my God, in the end, the two of them ended up and became the biggest laughing stock in the audience.
"Rich Master Xu, I said it, you have to be more energetic, do you two still have a temper now?"
The village head, Luo Changgui, was also bewitched by Xu Youliang, yes, Yang Chen is so popular with the people, it must be a big trouble for his village head election.
But people didn't say that they wanted to be the village chief, besides, the strength Yang Chen showed was something that he, a timid village chief who was afraid of death, could deal with?
So, forget it......
Seeing that the two of them didn't respond, he shouted at the villagers in the audience: "Get busy, get busy, in the future, the work of the village doctor will be handed over to Yang Chen!" ”
……
Another defeat.
Xu Youliang took Niu Dafa and sat in the courtyard of the village chief's house, sulking.
"Niu Dafa, can't you fight for some gas?"
Xu Youliang pointed at Niu Dafa with a disgusted face for a long time, and was speechless.
He looked at the village chief Luo Changgui again: "Village chief, you picked yourself quite clean, you beckoned the big guy to come, Yang Chen doesn't hold grudges?" ”
After all, Niu Dafa is the one who eats Xu Youliang's rice.
Receiving this accusation, I also have no temper.
But Luo Changgui didn't agree.
"I can't even say I can't go, if you don't fool me, can I go?"
Luo Changgui got up, spread his hands and said: "In the future, the contradiction between you and Yang Chen has nothing to do with me, I'm old, the coffin board is knocking, don't pull me up in the future!" If you want to recruit, please be smart! ”
Xu Youliang was trained, and there was no place to sow.
He was thinking in his mind that the business couldn't do Yang Chen, and the people around him didn't give it their best, so he couldn't let Yang Chen succeed again and again.
The prestige of the rich man Xu was overshadowed by him!
"Niu Dafa, ...... like this"
Xu Youliang thought about it for a while, and after finishing speaking, seeing Niu Dafa's whole back cold, he said, "Do you still want to eat mixed rice?" If you want to, you have to do it! ”
"When the time comes, it's going to be a human life...... Village Chief, I have to wind you up, and I must severely punish Yang Chen! ”
I'll go......
Ruthless enough!
It's not human.
Anyway, Luo Changgui is speechless, you have to take me with you for this matter?
What is even more speechless is Niu Dafa, this, this, if you really want to do this, is it still a person?
Half an hour later.
Luo Changgui sent the two plague gods away, and wanted to go back to the house to drink a drink.
"Luo Dazhi! You come out for me! ”
"After getting back the dowry, I got divorced, why did I hide and didn't dare to come out to meet people?"
Liu Guifen stood angrily outside the gate of Luo's house and sprinkled.
She also heard her father say that the Luo family was looking for trouble with Yang Chen again, so of course she had to come to report the grievances: "Village Chief Luo, is your son so cowardly?" You took the money, right? What's the matter, let your son come out and divorce me! ”
"Liu Guifen, you shrew! What are you yelling, I'm not your father-in-law, but I'm still the village head, do I know how to respect the elders! ”
Luo Changgui was also afraid, after all, after receiving the money, the marriage was also in name only, and he hid back to the house with one arrow step.
It didn't take two seconds.
Luo Changgui kicked Luo Dazhi out: "I'm cowardly, don't follow me, it's your daughter-in-law outside, I'm looking for you to settle accounts, you go out and deal with it yourself!" ”
"Dad, Dad, I...... Don't close the door......"
Luo Dazhi's appearance of five big and three rough, his heart was pounding, and he slapped the door vigorously, but he didn't react.
When he saw Liu Guifen rushing in, he squatted down: "Gui Fen, Gui Fen, don't hit me, I was wrong, I was a bastard who drank alcohol, in fact, I am still sober if I don't drink." ”
"I don't want to get divorced, the first one in the village to divorce, I can't be laughed at by the villagers, I'll change it, I change it, I also know that you have nothing to do with Yang Chen, I know it."
"This is not what everyone is talking about, I'll change it, give me a chance, I'll treat you well, even if I don't raise it, then I still have a daughter-in-law!"
"Change? Dogs don't drop! ”
"This marriage, I have to leave, I'm hard-hearted!"
Liu Guifen put her hands on her waist, looking at Luo Dazhi's virtue, it is rare to have such a day.
She said: "Your Luo family is not a good thing, Xiaochen is so good to the villagers, and he has helped and abused him several times!" You're not human! ”
"It's not me, it's all Xu Cai's trouble, and my dad was also forced, so I didn't participate in anything!"
Luo Dazhi was about to cry when he explained......
His eyes lit up, he stood up and pulled Liu Guifen out of the house, and said, "I'll tell you a secret, Xu Youliang has a new trick to deal with Yang Chen......