Chapter 13: Worship a Stone

The great monk didn't dwell on the thunderous egg, and returned to the topic: "Then, the old monk you saw is my master, and the Five Elements Bead is his treasure, and even I am not willing to give it." If you haven't advanced in nine years, it's because you've been suppressed by the Five Elements Beads. ”

Lei Dong suddenly realized, no wonder his skills have not grown in nine years, it turned out that someone had actually made a secret weapon in his body, he shouted: "Then, I will be cut off because my skills are sealed, you or your master, you must give me the eggs, hurry up!"

The great monk exaggeratedly guarded his hips with his hands: "I didn't put the Five Elements Bead, and if you want to be even, it is also the master's uniformity, it has nothing to do with me! Moreover, the master is also kind enough to give you that magic weapon, don't be kind but be a donkey's liver and lungs!"

Although it is all kinds of hatred, all hope can only be pinned on this great monk and the old monk who casually puts things in his body, so Lei Dong can only admit to the matter of eggs.

Lei Dong calmed down for a moment and asked, "What kind of demonic thing is the Five Elements Bead, why does your master harm me?"

The great monk thought for a while, and made a metaphor that Lei Dong could understand: "According to the principle of gradual progress, the rapid growth of power is indeed not conducive to development, this is like a river rising sharply, but the river bank is not strong, and when the river is full in the end, the river bank is very likely to collapse." In this metaphor, the river is your Yuan Force, the river bank is your body, your Yuan Force is growing too fast, if there is no suppression of the Five Elements Beads, don't say that ** will not grow big, I am afraid that it has exploded and died now. ”

"Cut, is it that serious?" Lei Donghu was suspicious, and then shouted loudly, "Besides, a little bit is a little smaller, it's better than one less egg now!"

What's wrong with this kid, half a sentence is not separated?

"Accident, accident......" The great monk hurriedly explained, "In the future, when your skills are greatly improved, you will understand Master's painstaking efforts!"

Lei Dong stretched out his hand and designated the great monk: "Then, I don't care if it's unexpected or not, I only know that this matter started because of your perverted master, and you must be fully responsible, so you say what should I do now, right?"

The great monk exhaled, pointed to the bare stone beside him and said, "This bare stone has the master's spiritual sense, you just slept on it, and the suppression of the Five Elements Bead on you has been lifted." You have two ways to go now, one is to go home and cultivate by yourself, and you can also take the Five Elements Bead with you, and you will soon be able to find out that it is good, but you had better not let people know that you have this treasure, otherwise sooner or later someone will dig out your belly and rob it, then you will be finished with your life. ”

Lei Dong breathed a sigh of relief, and the waste wood hat that had been pressed on his head for nine years could finally be taken off from now on, and he couldn't wait to ask, "What about the second way?"

"The second path is the path I suggest you take, and it is also the path that Master wants you to take, and that is to stay and worship my Master as a teacher. Don't worry, he is definitely a person worthy of your worship, he gave you the Five Elements Bead, that is, you have this qualification, and ordinary people still don't let you worship! After his guidance, there are thousands of masters, and I and you are the ones who can have the opportunity to be his apprentices, how about it, do you worship or not?"

Whether it was the old monk nine years ago, or the great monk that Lei Dong met at this moment, they all gave Lei Dong a sense of otherworldliness, and Lei Dong naturally wanted to worship, but it was just ......

Lei Dong thought about the question of marriage and asked, "Then can I get married in the future?"

The great monk stretched out his hands: "It's no problem at all, my master is a real enlightened person, he won't care if you deviate from the scriptures, let alone the normal phenomenon of marrying a wife and having children! Master is not here now, your precepts are all set by me, I am a good talker, and I won't be harsh on you!"

Lei Dong was overjoyed in his heart, there will always be many difficulties and obstacles on the way to the road, he is fully prepared at the moment, as long as he can marry a wife and have children, no matter how difficult the others are, he will not retreat!

Lei Dong thought so in his heart, but he still pretended to be **: "Since this is the case, then I will reluctantly worship it!"

For Lei Dong's expression, the great monk didn't care, just shook his hand and said: "Cut, if you get cheap, you sell well, look at your appearance!"

Then the great monk's right hand pointed to the bare stone again: "Then, the master was killed seven years ago and has never come back, so you should kowtow three times to this stone, and it will be regarded as an apprenticeship!"

Lei Dong glanced back and hesitated: "Worship a stone? Does this count? If the master comes back, he won't ask me to worship again, right?"

The big monk waved his hand: "If you want to worship you, this stone has the master's spiritual sense, and I also have my spiritual sense, you worship the stone, even my senior brother don't worship it, kill two birds with one stone!"

"Okay!" Since the great monk said so, Lei Dong also knelt down on his knees towards the big bare stone and bowed three times.

When Lei Dong got up, the big monk touched Lei Dong's head and said: "Senior brother, my Dharma name is Lu Yuanzi, the master is not here, and all the things about your cultivation will be handed over to me! Our senior brothers and sisters will depend on each other for their lives in the future, and there can be no hiding anything from each other, so the first precept for you is that you are not allowed to beat around the bush when you talk to me, for example, if you masturbate twice a month, you know that you will be punished, and you can't lie to me that you will only masturbate once!"

Lei Dong nodded, and then asked suspiciously: "Senior brother, I have a question, how can this big stone have the spiritual sense of Master and you?"

The great monk squinted his eyes and smiled slightly: "Good question! In the future, if you have urine, you will have to sprinkle it on this bare stone like Senior Brother just now, if you pee too much, your spiritual sense will also grow in the bare stone!"

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Lei Dong didn't react at first, but after three seconds, he had a black line, spiritual sense, and peed on the stone for many years, so that the stone could also have its own spiritual sense!!!!!