Chapter 14: Into the Cave

After answering Lei Dong's question, Lu Yuanzi stretched his waist, turned around and yawned at Dashan: "Okay, I've been stealing things for three days in a row, and my senior brother is tired, come on, let's go home first!"

Lei Dong was confused, and went home? Is there a house here? Or is there a temple? There is nothing but the mountain!

Just when the thunder was in the clouds, Lu Yuanzi lifted his right foot and stepped on the mountain in front of him.

"-Knock--"

With Lu Yuanzi's foot down, the mountain actually made a heavy echo like a thick copper drum, which was weird.

Then, in the thunderous and dumbfounded expression, the mountain body of Qingyun Mountain cracked a gap three or four zhang high, and the dogs on the left and right sides were intertwined, like an ancient giant beast, slowly opening its huge mouth of eating people.

The crack in the mountain is getting bigger and bigger, and in a blink of an eye, it has cracked from where Lu Yuanzi is standing to where Lei Dong is standing, and a refreshing cold air unique to the cave is pouring out towards Lei Dong, so cold that Lei Dong can't help but shiver, he looked at this cave, instinctively felt scared, and then jumped in shock.

Is this sure to be "home"? Is this definitely not a demon cave? Is this sure that this is a place where you want to live for a long time in the future?

Lu Yuanzi walked into the cave very casually, and within a distance of three or four zhang into the cave, he could still see his gray figure by the faint light of the moon, and when he walked into the cave five or six zhang, his figure was invisible.

The cave was too dark, and when Lu Yuanzi walked into it, it was like a piece of white paper falling into a black ink bottle, and his figure was immediately completely swallowed by the black ink.

Lei Dong didn't go into the cave easily, and he needed a little time to calm his nervousness.

As Lu Yuanzi entered the cave, Qingyun Mountain became so quiet, the slightest sound that could only be heard in the extremely quiet stillness of the dark night sounded in the thunderous ears or in the bottom of his heart.

"Senior Brother......

Lei Dong called out to the ink-like big cave with no end in sight.

"Senior brother, you still haven't slept yet, come in!"

Lu Yuanzi's voice sounded in the cave, and he had finished speaking, but the echo of "Come in, come in, come in......" lasted for a long time.

Lei Dong actually wanted to follow the sound to see Lu Yuanzi's figure, but in the thick black ink hole, the sound simply did not spread in a straight line, but floated out like a bubble left and right.

Lei Dong felt more and more creepy.

"I ...... Soak the pee first, and then pee I'll ...... Just come in!"

Lei Dong stammered, turned around and walked towards the bare stone, and began to "plant" his "spiritual sense".

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa......"

The urine hit the bare rocks with a metallic sound.

"The second precept, you can only masturbate once a month, from now on, if the junior brother dares to disobey, I will cut off your remaining eggs and never return them, junior brother don't hide outside in the name of peeing and make some small movements!"

In the ink cave behind Lei Dong, Lu Yuanzi issued his second precept to Lei Dong.

Lei Dong shook off the urine beads, tied up his pants, and replied: "Oh!"

From now on, I can no longer masturbate happily, but this is good for the body and good for growth, not to mention that I can also "menstruate" once a month, instead of absolutely prohibiting it like other monasteries, Lei Dong can still accept this precept.

Then, he turned his head and looked at the inky hole again.

The sky should soon be bright, and he really hoped that Lu Yuanzi would be impatient and shut him outside the cave, so that he would not have to enter the mouth of the giant beast again.

But the door of the cave, which looked like the mouth of a giant beast, was always open waiting for him to enter.

I still have to go in, although I am worried about what will happen when I go in, but ...... Lei moved his eyes and closed his eyes, cut through the chaos quickly, and walked a few steps quickly with the courage to rush in.

"Quack Quack ......"

As soon as Lei Dong entered the cave, the huge mountain behind him rattled like a giant beast grinding its teeth, and the cracked mountain gradually closed, slowly blocking the outside moonlight from the outside.

The full black ink bottle screwed its lid on, and the poor little thunderbolt was in the ink bottle at the moment.

"Senior brother, where are you?" ...... Where are you...... Where are you...... Where are you......

The echo produced after Lei Dong spoke sounded in the "ink bottle".

"Whew...... Call...... Call...... Whew......"

What answered him was Lu Yuanzi's even breathing, this guy had been waiting for Lei Dong to enter the cave, and as soon as Lei Dong entered the cave at this moment, he closed the mountain and fell asleep instantly.

Lei Dong originally wanted to follow the sound of Lu Yuanzi's breathing to find Lu Yuanzi's location, but the call was bounced off the cave wall, making the entire cave snore, and Lei Dong couldn't find it at all.

"Where am I sleeping, senior brother?" Lei Dong had the heart to cry.

"Whew...... Call...... Call...... The answer to ...... was still full of snoring in the cave.