Chapter 1: Fortune Teller
"Yo Yo Yo, Brother Zhang, why are you in such a hurry!"
On Xishui Street, a lame old man with a black and red face and a sweat-stained face led a four- or five-year-old child in his right hand and hurriedly ran south.
The child has short legs, and he "brushed" a heel and plunged into the soil without running a few steps, only leaking out his big buttocks.
Uncle Zhang's eyes were quick, and he lifted the waistband of the little earthen's trousers, and ran away without looking back.
"Hey, this little fart of Ergouzi is so fat, I can only say that the milk is good."
Uncle Li, who was walking on a peachwood crutch on the street, smiled innocently and secretly thought:
It is also strange that Lao Zhang, who is a senior disabled person in the village on weekdays, is so deeply hidden, and this speed is even faster than that of young people.
Wrong!
Uncle Li smoked a dry cigarette and patted his yellowed right hand on his thigh, as if he had thought of something terrible!
"Yo, it's bad, Lao Zhang must have gone to Nanshi to buy low-cost dishes!"
Lao Zhang, you unrighteous thing, you don't even call me for such a good thing!
The old man Li, who was not angry, shook off the crutches of the old man who had accompanied him for more than 20 years, and chased after him angrily. The speed is more than twice as fast as that of Mr. Zhang!
Autumn In September, the breeze takes away the hustle and bustle of late summer, and the long and charming strumming of autumn insects replaces the noisy chirping of cicadas.
South City of Xishui Street.
As the noisy cries of hawking rang in the ears, the streets were crowded with stalls, leaving only gaps large enough for a carriage to pass through the road three feet wide.
The galloping Uncle Li followed Uncle Zhang all the way, and seeing that Uncle Zhang's pace had slowed down, he also slowly restored the appearance of the old wood. A brilliant turn and flashed into a shop.
The owner of the shop was a lean young man, with two eyebrows hanging to the ends of his eyes, and he looked very shrewd.
"Oh yo, isn't this a young man from the Wang family, I haven't seen you for a long time, I didn't expect it to be so old, I still remember the old man I hugged you when you were a child."
Wang Wu glanced at it silently, and said in his heart: "I just came here two days ago, and I came here again today, so I really regard this as my home." But his face was smiling and filial.
Old man Li's thick eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and he leaned close to the face of the young man of the Wang family and smiled.
The fairy aura in Old Man Li's mouth blew Wang Wu's spirit, and he hurriedly picked up a small bench and beckoned Uncle Li to sit down.
Sitting down tremblingly, Old Man Li looked at the large watermelons scattered on the wooden board, the corners of his mouth skimmed, and he took out a fragrant white handkerchief from his pants to wipe his sweat.
"It's really hot today." Uncle Zhang sighed.
Wan Wuxin comprehended, hurriedly planted a watermelon from the front of the stall, and handed the red heart in the middle to Li Lao.
Looking at the tempting watermelon in front of him, Old Man Li didn't care whether it was clean or not, he picked up the watermelon and gnawed it, and his teeth were ridiculously good.
"Hahaha, Xiao Wu, your child was filial when he was a child, and he still did it when he grew up, which is rare."
A feast.
"Xiao Wu, I still have something to do with the old man, and I don't know which unconscionable thing stole your mother's chicken, old man, I am the elder of our village, I have to take care of this matter, you are busy first, old man, I will leave."
After speaking, Old Man Li smiled proudly and chased after him to the south, leaving a place to gnaw clean watermelon skin.
The hard work paid off, and after more than half an hour, Old Man Li finally saw Lao Zhang stop in front of a dilapidated store.
The bustling crowd of people in front of the dilapidated store stimulated Li Lao's curiosity, and he limped up the half-piece of wood that he didn't know where to go.
The vermilion door with the paint peeled was sprinkled with a few newly written large characters, which looked particularly abrupt.
The door is half-harmonious, and the inside of the room is extremely dark, revealing mystery everywhere.
"Ahem, cough, cough," there was a cough that was about to die, and Li Lao successfully blended into the team.
"Have you heard, we have recently come to Luozhen with an immortal from afar, it is said that this immortal has great powers, he can touch the bones and measure his life, heal the bones, and medicine the dead, he is really an immortal."
"Is it true, it can't be some charlatan." A young man said suspiciously.
"That's still fake, look at this couplet on the door." Following the young man's gaze, everyone looked carefully at the door.
"Ninety times out of ten people are illiterate, it's not that they haven't seen it, but the problem is that they don't know it at all."
"Oh, my mother has warned me since I was a child that if you are ugly, you should read more, and this door reads:"
Shanglian: Criticize the five elements of yin and yang, and look at the sun and moon in the palm
Downlink: Measure the wind and water to survey the Liuhe, take the sleeve
Horizontal batch: Jishi immortals
The young man said proudly, his nostrils almost reaching to the sky.
"Hey, this immortal is really a big breath."
Everyone nodded as if they didn't understand, sure enough, it's an immortal, the main thing is that we can't understand it, but we can't lose face.
"Good poems, good words, good sentences, good words, good pairs!"
A magnetic male voice full of vicissitudes sounded.
Everyone followed the prestige, only to see Uncle Li, who had just mixed into the team, twisting his beard, and sighed, and then walked slowly to the front in the stunned and surprised eyes of everyone.
"With the old man, I am full of poetry and books, and I have to sigh when I see such a divine sentence, this sentence should only be in the sky, and the world can get a few times to hear, it is really a saint's vocabulary, compared with it, it is like the light of fireflies, how can it compete with the bright moon, ashamed and ashamed."
"Hey, as one of the earliest intellectuals in our Luo Village, Mr. Li commented on this couplet, and I firmly believe that this master is definitely an immortal who hangs a pot to help the world."
Sure enough, there is no shortage of such whiskers everywhere.
"Let's let's go, let's let's go".
There was a sound of rustling, and two young men in tattered clothes carried a homemade and simple stretcher, on which a dying middle-aged man stepped up from the back of the crowd and came to the front.
"Bother the immortals to save my father!"
The two of them knelt down in front of the door with a crying voice, banging and banging their heads, looking extremely sympathetic.
"Yo, what's going on?" asked one of the nearest young men.
"My father has been suffering from a serious illness for many years, and yesterday he suddenly felt a cold, so he couldn't afford to get sick, and today it is even more serious, and it has become a little difficult to breathe," said one of the young men with red eyes who was crying on his knees, and it seemed that these two people should be the sons of this man.
The crowd of onlookers looked at such a seriously ill patient and pleaded sympathetically.
"Immortals, save him"
"Yes, have pity on the poor patient," more and more people began to intercede, and everyone looked at the mysterious door with longing.
"Bring In"
A rather cold voice sounded, and the half-closed door rattled.
"Thank you, immortals" The two of them were overjoyed when they heard this, picked up their seriously ill father, tiptoed open the door, and then closed the door respectfully after carrying him in.
The crowd outside the door was eagerly awaiting, and a quarter of an hour hurried by, and more and more people gathered in front of the door.
Suddenly, a roar sounded, exploding in the crowd!
"Oh my God, it's amazing, alive, alive, I'm a mother, my ancestors, it's incredible!"
Wu Dagang's face was flushed, his eyes were round, and his mouth was open enough to stuff an egg.
I saw that the middle-aged man who had just been carried in was alive and well at this moment, and he collapsed out of the door in three or two steps, his face was flushed with health, and he saluted everyone with his fists, and the whole person was in great spirits!
Seeing the surprising scene in front of them, everyone present looked at each other and stayed in place like wood.
This!
This!
This!
Living immortals!
Just now, everyone could see it clearly, and they were trembling when they carried it in, obviously looking like they had no medicine stone, and it was only a long time before they jumped up and down like a different person.
"Stepping", a very light footstep came from the room.
A man stepped out of the room.
The man stood with his hands on his hands, a black robe shrouded in a silver mask on his face, and his expression could not be seen clearly. Standing tall in the wind, like an immortal. He just stood faintly in the doorway, his hair black jade with a faint sheen, the breeze blowing, his clothes fluttering, and his eyes melancholy and indifferent.
"Junzi Ruyu is talking about him, this is the first thought in the heads of everyone present."
"It's not early today, this seat is a little tired, that's all for the time being, let's come back tomorrow" The voice was very soft, but it seemed to have magic power that penetrated the space and carefully fell into everyone's ears.
With that, the immortal turned around and walked up the steps into the shop, and the door closed.
"Congratulations to the Immortals"
Wu Dagang was the first to kneel on the ground and bowed respectfully.
The crowd also pretended to bow down, and then they talked about it and were reluctant to disperse.
"The immortal is really a fairy wind bone, although I didn't see the dignity of the immortal clearly, but the temperament is Yuanyu Yuechi, and the temperament is transcendent. Definitely immortals! ”
"Yes, yes, the immortal's eyes are as bright as the stars, and I just looked at it as if I was deeply immersed in it, and I couldn't extricate myself."
"No, I'm going to pass this news to the neighbors of my aunt's second aunt's family who are far away, I heard that my little sister hasn't had her menstrual period for a long time"
"Dare to ask this brother, how old is the little sister you said, and the little sister knows a little about medical skills," a young man dressed as a scholar asked
"Three out of forty this year".
Depend on!
"Hey, don't go, leave a contact information"
"Get out, Lao Tzu is a veterinarian"
.......。
After confirming that the crowd outside the door had dispersed, Lin Fan lay down from the leaky window.
"Whew, finally gone".
Lin Fa inside the door had a sad face, hey, looking at the box of amoxicillin coyotes in his hand, carefully packed into his pants like a treasure.
What to do, the bag of cold medicine reimbursed by the medical insurance card before crossing is almost finished, and how to live in the future has become a problem.
That's right, it's a strange way to cross again, Lin Jie came to this place, this continent is called the Divine Fall Continent, this world is outstanding people, martial arts are respected, and martial artists have the power to move mountains and reclaim the sea!
And the place where he lives now is called Luo Village, which is a place where birds don't, it is remote, with high mountains everywhere, and there is not even a basic cultivator, all ordinary people.
Just three days ago.
Eating instant noodles, kneeling in front of the computer to code the word Lin Jie received the blade sent by the fan, scared all night, and got a bad cold at night, he took the medical insurance card and drove to the pharmacy to brush a lot of cold medicine and commonly used medicines, and on the way home, just when he lamented the good government policy, strange things happened.
Lin Jie in the broken Santana car felt that something was wrong, rolled down the window and stuck out his head, a few strands of hair faintly existing on the top of his head flew in the wind, he looked down and looked, grass! How the car flies in the sky! He looked at the city complex below in horror, and suddenly there was a violent tremor, and a bucket of water thunder struck in front of the windowpane.
Lin Jie was directly unconscious, and when he woke up again, he found that he was not dead, and next to him, the broken second-hand Santana who had accompanied him for five years also quietly parked beside him, not a miracle car, this quality is really good.
Lin Jie, as a college student on the earth, was full of excitement when he first arrived in the world in front of him, before the crossing, Lin Jie had no father and no mother, an orphan, self-taught and admitted to the doctoral student, and he was also a proper fiction fan, obsessed with the novel pig's feet The scenery is infinite, and the crossing can be said to be a rare opportunity in 10,000 years, how did this opportunity knock on his door! ”
"Hahaha, finally waiting for you! Our character is really good."
"System, come out quickly, I know you must be hiding there"
Lin Jie's face showed an expression of accurate control, as if the system was about to obediently pop up in the next second. But after waiting for a long time, there was no reaction from his body, and Lin Jie, who is familiar with the routines of major novels, can fully affirm that he should not have found a way yet! ”。
Lin Jie, who was uncertain in his heart, waited for a day, during which he tried a variety of strange system activation methods, digging birds' eggs, helping his grandmother cross the road, looking at beauties openly and tracking them, etc., but the result was unsatisfactory, almost starved to death, in a hurry, Lin had to sneak into the chicken pen late at night and steal a big fat chicken, and came to a roast chicken for a full meal.
"Where's the old man?"
"Where's Goldfinger?"
"Could it be that I'm crossing in the wrong position?" ’
Lin, who was holding a chicken feather, was in a state of confusion, it seemed that it was impossible for the system to appear, so he began to think about the way to survive.
As a result, Lin Banxian, who was rumored to be a god, had the idea of a magic stick germinating in his head, and as soon as this idea came out, it was out of control.
Lin Jie, who was about to take a nap in the car, fucked up and found that the car keys were left in the car, so he could only stay in the nest for one night, and early the next morning, Lin Fan implemented his great magic stick plan, what he didn't expect was that the pharmaceutical industry in this world was so backward, and there was no even the most basic cold medicine, so after he treated a few patients with high fever, with the help of public opinion, he successfully packaged himself for his debut.
took the medical expenses to set up a shop, secretly hid his car, purchased a black robe, and relied on the fact that he had read a few fortune-telling and pirated books on the Internet, and became Lin Banxian.
"Sure enough, knowledge is money."
The moon rises and night falls, casting a thin veil over the earth.
Lin Jie took out a homemade barbecue grill from under the broken mat and prepared to start committing the crime.
Don't ask why I, who is handsome, do this, just ask that the money I made has been lost.
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