The moon is dark and the wind is high, when Lin steals chickens!

Carefully close the door, look left and right.

Safe!

Lin Jie's titanium-like dog eyes carefully confirmed, and he started to act with a cat's step, took out his mask, and showed a meaningful smile.

As night fell, stall owners began to close their doors one after another, and hung up signs that were temporarily closed, leaving only a few scattered nightclubs brightly lit.

Walking lightly through the bustling area, Lin Jie turned around step by step, observing carefully.

Soon, he passed through the crowd and came to an empty avenue.

Just kidding, stealing chickens, I'm a professional!

Proudly flicking his bangs, Ling Jie let out a weird smile.

Over this wall is Aunt Zhang's chicken pen, hahaha, big fat chicken, I'm here!

One, two, three, rush

Lin Jie half-squatted, with his left hand in front and his right hand behind, and launched a charge towards the wall in front of him!

Mount.

Lin Jie took a good look at the foothold, kicked his right foot violently, and supported it with both hands.

Hahaha, it worked!

Standing on the wall, Lin Jie smiled proudly, saw that the few big fat chickens in the chicken pen below were about to flow down, sucked saliva, jumped into the chicken pen.

"Wow-ha-ha, let me see which one to eat first."

"This one is too thin, wait until you are fattened to eat it."

"This one is too fat, a little tired, change the breed."

In the night, Lin Jie's waving hands were like devil's claws stretched out to the chicken pen.

"Hey, don't run, you stop."

Catching chickens was in a hurry, and Lin didn't notice the loud sound of his feat of catching chickens.

"Old woman, you can't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you laughing at?"

Aunt Zhang, who was asleep, was kicked to the ground by Uncle Zhang.

"What's your name, can't you sleep, I'm already asleep, why are you kicking me" Aunt Zhang, who was sleepy, looked unhappy and yelled at Old Man Zhang.

"It's not like you're laughing just now, that's what is it that laughs so cheaply"

Hey, fucking bitch, bad old woman, the chicken pen is a thief!

Uncle Zhang hurriedly picked up the torch in his big pants, picked up the big axe for chopping wood, came to the firewood room to wake up his eldest son who was snoring, and hurried to the chicken pen.

thief, don't let me catch you, old man.

"Hehe, take it down" Looking at the old hen struggling in his hand, Lin Jie took out a dagger.

The sharp dagger shimmered so coldly in the moonlight that it looked particularly terrifying.

No, you should do a spa first to give you some exercise, so that it may be more delicious. Well, moonshine SPA.

I have to admit that we are also fastidious.

Lin Jie picked up the old hen, came, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisted it, and turned it.

"Perfect, call it a day".

call

Peng!

The door of the chicken pen was kicked open, and the shiny torches illuminated the chicken pen as if it were day!

Q The atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.

Look at each other!

"Big, uncle, I was passing by, I said I was really passing by, do you believe it?" Despite the black cloth covering his face, Lin Jie still squeezed out a smile in embarrassment, revealing a neat row of big yellow teeth.

Immediately, he felt the cold aura around him hit his face, which made him shudder.

"Catch the chicken thief and cut it with a thousand cuts!"

Not far away, a big man with two big axes shook the fat on his face and rushed towards him.

"Death to the Chicken Thief"

"Mom, it's over" Lin Jie opened his legs, like a bolt of lightning, just one breath, and then he climbed over the circle wall and disappeared.

Let the dog chase after you!

Wangwang, Da Hei chased all the way in the direction of Lin Jie.

Damn!

……….

", I scared the baby to death just now, huhuhuhu, a violent gasp, Lin Jie poked his head out of the toilet and looked left and right, and only after confirming that it was safe, did he put his mind at ease."

"Wang"

"Wang"

Suddenly, an ominous premonition hit my heart.

In the latrine, two big bright eyes stared at Lin Jie fiercely, and the sharp dog teeth grinded and rattled.

"Don't you come over" Lin Jie said scolding as if he was someone's little daughter-in-law, a little face was about to cry!

The dog didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and pounced angrily!

Move, I'm hiding.

Success and rhubarb passed by!

Lin Jie raised his right foot and saw that the dog's ass was a kick!

Ahh

Hahaha, Lin Jie smiled and leaned back and almost let out a fart.

"Let's look carefully, don't let the chicken thief escape"

Outside the latrine, Uncle Zhang organized the villagers to start a carpet search.

It's over, they won't look for a latrine, Lin Jie squatted in the corner of the wall and prayed in his heart.

Time passed minute by minute, and Lin Jie's legs, who were squatting in the corner, were numb.

The villagers searched for nothing and went home.

"Whew, finally gone."

Yo, coincidentally, Lin Jie suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

Anyway, go to the toilet first.

Half an hour later.

Lin Jie, who was hiding in the latrine, suddenly realized a serious problem!

Running too fast, the leaves are lost!!

"Hey, it's really back! It seems that it can only ...".

After a while, Lin Jie cowered and poked his head out of the latrine, looked left and right, and then strode out.

"It's so uncomfortable that the crotch of my pants is cold."

Just out of the latrine

"Damn, who's !!"

"Who drew Ben in charge!"

The moon was shining, the street was shining, hazy, Lin Jie was a little speechless and looked at the wanted notices posted everywhere on the wall of the latrine.

The wanted notice is sprinkled with a few lines of big characters: "Chicken thieves in the city are infested, this thief is extremely fond of stealing big fat chickens, I hope that the majority of chicken farmers will take precautions, in case of accidents, if anyone sees this matter, they can report to the village chief, reward 100 buckets of rice." ”

On the left is depicted the appearance of a chicken thief, with a face as big as a plate, two mung bean-like eyes, a sausage mouth, and the corners of his mouth are about to be crooked to the sky, which can't help but remind Lin Jie of the "crooked mouth God of War".

"This young master's face was painted like this by you, it is really a tyrannical thing."

Lin Jie wordlessly tore off the wanted notice and kicked it twice.

Don't let me find the person who painted my portrait, I promise I won't kill you.

……

Speechless all night.