Chapter 3: Miserable and miserable

In the early morning, a red sun sprinkled the first rays of light through the window curtain and hit Lin Jie's face.

Outside the door, there were dense crowds of people, and the noisy talk was overwhelming.

Ling Jie in the room stood in front of a broken bronze mirror with a yellow and thin face in a daze.

In the mirror, Lin Jie's two giant pandas have black eyes that are a little scary, and the whole person is like a candle in the wind, and the corners of his mouth are deflated and aggrieved.

There was a knock on the door

"Daxian open the door quickly, the villain's chicken has been stolen in a few days, how is this good."

Damn, your uncle.

Lin Jie's hungry eyes turned white, and he stumbled and almost fell.

"Is there a mistake, thief God, is there a sense of public morality, you have to talk about your conscience when you are a man, and you don't let people live"

After quickly tidying up the black robe, Ling Jie opened the door with a reluctant expression.

Outside the door, Uncle Zhang was dressed shabby, his weed-like beard was stained with snot, and old tears were all over the place.

Seeing the door open, Uncle Zhang plunged into Lin Jie's arms, crying even more miserably.

Uncle Zhang's snot sluggled Lin Jie's body, and he looked shocked.

Calm, calm, Lin Jie, who was already wandering wildly on the verge of collapse, almost fainted now.

"Ahem, cough, if you have something to talk to this seat in detail, it doesn't have to be like this."

Lin Jie resisted his impulse and said in a flat tone.

Okay, Uncle Zhang stood up directly and walked straight to the room.

Forehead?

At this speed of changing his face, Lin Jie felt that his IQ had been insulted.

Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy

, I'm still too young.

Shaking his head with a wry smile, he followed Uncle Zhang into the room.

in the room.

Uncle Zhang looked at only a bamboo mat and a twisted and blackened iron pot held up by a few stones.

A wave of respect arises from the bottom of my heart.

"The immortals live here,"

Looking at such an environment, Uncle Zhang asked in disbelief.

"Yes, this is where I live."

Lin Jie did not shy away from this, but his tone was sincere.

Our generation of monks is not ashamed of poverty, pursues the ultimate martial arts, does not care about material things, but seeks spiritual wealth.

Hearing the immortal's affirmative answer, Uncle Zhang also felt a slight twitch in his heart.

Cao, Lin Jie really wants to scold his mother, someone else's opening system is plugged in, how did he become a Burrow.

Hey, Lin Jie began to doubt his character.

"You take a break, and this seat will do divination for you"

Lin Jie shook off his black robe, sat on the straw mat, and began to pretend to operate.

The sky is high and the sky is scarce, and the six qi whirls have become four o'clock; The earth is thick and deep, and the five elements have become the ....... of all things.

Suddenly, Lin Jie stood up and asked loudly:

"Your father is a man, isn't he?"

"Yes!"

"Your mother is a woman, isn't she?"

"Yes!"

Your parents got married on the same day, right? “

"Yes!"

"Okay, Lin Jie nodded slightly, as if everything was already clear."

This chicken thief, this seat already knows who it is."

The methods of the immortals really frightened Uncle Zhang.

Hey, the immortals are really gods!

Uncle Zhang's eyes were fiery, as if he had met a strange person, and his eyes were full of admiration.

"According to this seat, you have encountered an evil creature this time."

Lin Jie said in a flat tone and said nonchalantly.

"Evil thing"!

Uncle Zhang was taken aback, and hurriedly stood up from the straw mat, with a solemn expression on his face.

"But that thing can spit out people's words, dressed in black, and has an ugly appearance, I don't know what an immortal is."

"This thing is a stubborn monkey in the deep mountains and old forests, and it speaks human language and looks ugly."

Seeing that the old man Zhang's eyes were blank and he looked nervous, Lin Jie deliberately paused.

After half a salary, he said leisurely:

"This monkey likes to eat chickens, has extraordinary intelligence, and has been psychic, I'm afraid that he already has some spiritual power, as for last night's hurried escape, I'm afraid that it was the first time to steal chickens and was discovered, panicked, so I have no intention of hurting people, in the future, you have to be careful."

"This, how is this good, immortal, you can save me."

After listening to the words of the immortals, Zhang Laohan didn't realize that he was sweating, and he was secretly glad that yesterday was really fateful.

"Ahem, you don't have to worry, this seat has already cast a spell to punish that monkey just now, and now it has been deprived of its whole body spiritual power by this seat and exiled thousands of miles away, you don't have to worry."

That's good, that's good.

Uncle Zhang breathed a long sigh of relief, and admired the mysterious immortal in front of him more and more.

"Immortals, the old decay family is poor, the clothes are not covered, the food is not wrapped, there are copper coins here, if the immortals do not dislike it, please accept it."

Looking at the glittering copper coins in front of him, Lin Gaofeng Liangjie wanted to take it, but now he is playing a high-winding and bright fairy, if he receives the money, I am afraid that if he is not discovered by someone with a heart, he may be killed.

"You take it, buy some things for your wife and children, mortal money, this seat disdains to take it."

"If the immortals are really untainted with vulgar dust, then the old decay will retreat."

Old man Zhang gave Lin Jie a deep bow, and then respectfully withdrew.

Whew, Lin Jie took a long breath, and secretly said in his heart that he had finally cleared his suspicion.

"Daisen"

There was another knock on the door, and Lin Jie looked at the overwhelming crowd, and suddenly his head grew again.

You can't have a good time!

Life isn't worth it!

…….。

It was noon.

The scorching sun was scorching, there was no wind, the old yellow dog in the east of the village had a deep narrow tongue hahaha panting, the chicken pulled its wings, the autumn cicada screamed loudly without bothering, and the villagers began to sleep in the afternoon.

At the entrance of the village, an old man who looked like an old drunkard led an old ox to stumble through the dust.

The old drunkard's face was flushed, his body was draped in dirty, uncolored rags, and his feet were dirty with classic flip-flops with large holes, and he smelled of wine.

The old cow's whole body was soaked with sweat, and the already dirty hair was rolled into two huge circles, which looked extremely embarrassed.

"It's so hot"

The old cow flicked his hooves twice angrily, but he actually lost his temper and didn't leave.

This old cow actually speaks to people, and it seems that he is still a tempered cow.

The old drunkard was not surprised, and his little thumb clasped his nose and threw it into his mouth.

The old drunkard took out the wine gourd from his waist and took two sips, and then handed the wine gourd into the old cow's mouth.

"Goo-goo."

The old cow raised his head and poured two sips of rice wine, and the wine jug changed to the bottom in an instant.

"Oh, Cuihua, this will soon be at the entrance of the village, and if you insist on it, I will invite you to eat watermelon."

The old drunkard smiled, gently touched the old cow's huge head, and looked affectionate.

"Let's go, I really can't stand you, other contract spirit beasts are all fragrant and spicy with their masters, Lao Niu, I was really blind and followed you with an old glass."

"You didn't lie to me this time, you old thing is very bad."

The old cow complained and reluctantly stepped away.

"That's for sure, old man, when did I lie to you?"

The voice of the voice became farther and farther away, and after a while, the man and the cow disappeared.

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