Masters of piracy, don't you even think about the excretion of your own descendants in the future?

"Toot! Honk! The whistle sounded again, and then the cruise ship started again, and began to head towards the next stop, Wanzhou City, at this time, Zhi Lingqi hugged Yiyi, who was a little tired, and entered the private room again, leaving only Ling Lao outside.

Since Xiaohu went to the secret realm of the mustard seed space of the Qu Shi clan to cultivate, now in the outer room of the private room, naturally only Ling Lao is left, anyway, when he has nothing to do, Ling Lao will put away all his thoughts and go to bed quietly.

Because of the argument with Xiaohu last night, in the end, his cognition of the old master Qu Bu not only went further, but also won the praise of the young master.

But in the private room at this time, because the time is still early, there are still several hours before dark, the tenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, it should be just the beginning of autumn, and the daytime is still very long, and Yiyi will naturally not be sleepy.

Of course, at this time, it was impossible for the Supreme Spirit to be sleepy, so he came up with a way to kill time, that is, the young couple took turns and told some stories or jokes that the other party didn't know to liven up the atmosphere.

The two agreed that Zhi Lingqi would speak first, so Zhi Lingqi said: "There was once a young man who went on a blind date, and when the young man saw that the girl did not speak for a long time, he mustered up the courage to ask: Beauty, what kind of boy do you like?" The beauty replied shyly.

I...... I don't have any requirements, just ...... As long as you fall in love, the young man was a little depressed after hearing this, and after a while he asked the same question, but the answer was still the same, and then he asked with some frustration: Isn't it okay to have a flat head? ”

After Zhi Lingqi's joke was finished, Yiyi hadn't come back to his senses at the time, just staring at Zhi Lingqi stupidly, waiting for what he would follow, Zhi Lingqi didn't make any explanation, and looked at his little wife with a smile.

After about five or six breaths, the beauty Yiyi reacted.

"Brother Qi, you are so humorous, giggles! The homonym of the fate and the round head, this young man actually confused the two, it should be said that the boy's head must be very flat, but I don't know, he really misunderstood, or deliberately said so.

If it is a misunderstanding, if the young man does it on purpose, then the young man is really not an ordinary humor, and he will definitely win the favor of the young woman, unless the young woman is stupid, otherwise she is an idiot.

Brother Qi, is this joke you telling a true story, or is it just a joke? I guess it's a joke, right? I don't know who it is, but I actually made up this joke with homophonic fate and round head, which is really interesting. ”

"Huh! Yimei, let me first declare that this is not made up by me, but one of the jokes I have heard, you can think about it, you know, in my previous life, I was busy with research all day long, how can I have time to tinker with these things!

Now I've told one, but it's your turn to tell it, Yimei, you can also tell a humorous story, let me have fun too, right? When the Spirit Enlightenment made such a request, he also wanted to come out of the depression.

Only by making his little wife happy will he feel better, and at the same time, if Yiyi is happy, he can happily find him and do some happy games that both of them want to do and are willing to do.

"Well, I'll tell you a joke too. It is said that one year, there was a drought in a village, and the drought was so bad that the villagers felt desperate, and in desperation, the village chief went to the mage of the nearby temple to ask for rain with the expectations of all the villagers

When the village chief found the mage, he asked, "Mage! When will it rain? Can you help our village get some rain? The mage looked at the village chief, then at the sky, and then raised his finger to the sky and drew a few pictures.

The village chief looked at the mage inexplicably, the mage squinted slightly, took out a sealed paper bag from his arms, handed it to the village chief, and solemnly admonished: Don't leak it until the sky, you must wait until it rains before you can open it.

The village chief took the paper bag and went back to the village, which happened to be the governor, the next morning, the sky began to rain heavily, at this time, the village chief thought of the master's instructions, so he quickly took out the paper bag that the master gave him from his arms, and opened it.

At this time, most of the surrounding villagers were in the village chief's house, so everyone also came forward to look at the open paper bag, only to see a note in the paper bag, and the note was written in four small words with regular rules: There is rain today.

After reading the note, the villagers and the village chief all looked shocked, and after a long while, the village chief said with infinite emotion: It's really accurate to step on the horse! The surrounding villagers also agreed with the village chief's statement. ”

"Hahaha! It seems that this village must be located in a remote place, and no one has any contact with the outside world, not only that, but it should be said that these villagers have no cultural knowledge, so this situation may occur.

Yimei, it can't be what happened to your Qu clan, right? After analyzing it, he couldn't help but ask about his little wife Yiyi, in fact, he had heard such jokes before, but today in Yiyi's mouth, he also talked about it.

In this regard, it is inevitable that it will not arouse his curiosity, what he wants to know is, is it possible that in the Qushi clan, such jokes also appear in reality? That's why the Spirit Revelation asked such a question.

"Giggles! Brother Qi, how did you guess that this joke was indeed a real thing that happened to our Qu Shi clan, and it was the story of our small market town, which was already three thousand years ago.

At that time, there was no market town there, and apart from the first test level left by the master of Qubu, the village was not with the checkpoint, but lived in a small basin about eighty miles away from the checkpoint.

The small basin was surrounded by mountains, but due to the increase in population, the small basin could not meet the needs of survival, and the village gradually moved to its current market town location, and the villagers gradually became enlightened.

The joke that appeared in that small village has also spread from the current market town, and has become one of the jokes of all the people of our Qushi clan.

Of course, it may not be my ancestors' joke, because 2,000 years ago, when the market town was first formed, people from other villages settled in the market town. ”

"Hahaha! I didn't expect this joke to happen not only in the human world, but also in your Qu clan, it's really a coincidence, I don't know if this joke has happened in other faces and worlds, if there is, it's even more amazing. ”

"Brother Qi, my joke has been told, whether it coincides with you or not, but I also told it, this is always not wrong, right? So it's time for you to tell jokes again, don't be foolish! ”

"Huh! Yimei, don't worry, although I'm not a researcher in this area, but I've heard some jokes and stories, although it's not my patent, but borrowing it won't infringe on other people's rights.

If you want to say it, the joke I will tell next is aimed at fat people, fortunately there are no fat people among us, otherwise it will cause others to be unhappy, and the incident happened in the process of physical examination in a hospital.

It is said that there is a unit that thinks about the health of its employees, so it organizes all the personnel of the unit to go to the hospital for a physical examination, and the joke appears on the weight check item, which is to weigh everyone's weight.

There was a lady in the unit who was particularly fat, and her colleagues in front of her, one by one, weighed on the automatically displayed weighing platform, and it was her turn, at first, she was a little embarrassed to get on the weighing platform and stood there without moving.

The doctor in charge of the examination, while filling in the data on the examination forms of the others, shouted: Please come to the weighing platform for the next person. After urging twice in a row, the fat lady saw that there was really no way to avoid it, so she stepped on the weighing platform.

As soon as she stepped on the weighing platform, the automatic electronic scale issued a prompt: Please go to the weighing platform one by one, don't go to two or three people at the same time, thank you for your cooperation! As soon as the prompt sounded, everyone present laughed and bent over. ”